Message from @i○bas

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2017-11-06 19:12:53 UTC  

on some i loved and met friends (Eve)

2017-11-06 19:13:18 UTC  

and sadly some were just business stuff

2017-11-06 19:14:03 UTC  

@Tervy are you going to see the new tuntematon sotilas?

2017-11-06 19:14:09 UTC  

HA-no

2017-11-06 19:14:26 UTC  

not even gonna download it

2017-11-06 19:14:32 UTC  

didnt like 2 first iterations of said event

2017-11-06 19:14:40 UTC  

dont like the third one (saw the script)

2017-11-06 19:14:47 UTC  

hmmph

2017-11-06 19:14:53 UTC  

my friend said its pretty good

2017-11-06 19:15:37 UTC  

its pretty lies what it is... no battlefield drama/betrayal due hope of survival/rapes/etc

2017-11-06 19:16:13 UTC  

sure it would give people wrong view if we admitted that we raped russians .. and our own

2017-11-06 19:16:28 UTC  

men and women.. child did not matter

2017-11-06 19:16:44 UTC  

tho so did russian side

2017-11-06 19:16:46 UTC  

and germans

2017-11-06 19:16:55 UTC  

but i heard this movie covers that pretty good

2017-11-06 19:17:07 UTC  

from the script not so

2017-11-06 19:17:08 UTC  

>be 17 years old
>be in Germany alone
>be on gamescon
>cute girl dressed as female paladin
>be dressed as warrior
>approach her
>"I could need some lay on hands here"
>she actually laughs
>wtf
>start talking to her
>spend all day together
>get flirty
>at some point she says "I have a dick btw"
>assume she is memeing
>say "even better"
>evening
>get a bit drunk
>go to her hotel room
>start making out
>undress
>she actually has a dick
>it's a trap

2017-11-06 19:17:16 UTC  

that was my weirdest nerd con experience

2017-11-06 19:17:26 UTC  

@porco did you suck her dick

2017-11-06 19:17:50 UTC  

I was 17 and 2000 km away from home + no-one knew me

2017-11-06 19:17:54 UTC  

if something seems too good to be true..... it is

2017-11-06 19:18:31 UTC  

@porco so please continue

2017-11-06 19:18:35 UTC  

what did you guys do

2017-11-06 19:18:36 UTC  

animecon afterparty in gaybar... yeah .. last one of those

2017-11-06 19:18:46 UTC  

post whole story to <#189811441174446080>

2017-11-06 19:18:51 UTC  

but on the sidenote if you happen to be in amsterdam when the bdsm convention is going on

2017-11-06 19:18:53 UTC  

do check

2017-11-06 19:18:57 UTC  

awesome people

2017-11-06 19:19:38 UTC  

so hol up, u is sayin a homosexual dressed as a female took advantage of an underage male?

2017-11-06 19:19:39 UTC  

@Tervy my friend had his graduation party in dtm

2017-11-06 19:19:40 UTC  

well we fucked all night anyway but I never told that story to anyone that I know IRL

2017-11-06 19:19:45 UTC  

and I probably never will

2017-11-06 19:20:07 UTC  

how often do you find yourself jerking off to that night and tranny porn

2017-11-06 19:20:10 UTC  

but it was a pretty well build transexual. Voice, tits etc

2017-11-06 19:20:20 UTC  

mh to that night, maybe yearly

2017-11-06 19:20:23 UTC  

tranny porn, no

2017-11-06 19:20:59 UTC  

congrats dude, sounds like u banged the ferarris of trannies, glad you didnt fuck a pontiac tier tranny

2017-11-06 19:21:11 UTC  

when i grow up

2017-11-06 19:21:15 UTC  

i will bang someone

2017-11-06 19:21:47 UTC  

oh and one more thing

2017-11-06 19:22:00 UTC  

hell is forever