tho so did russian side

and germans

but i heard this movie covers that pretty good

from the script not so

>be 17 years old
>be in Germany alone
>be on gamescon
>cute girl dressed as female paladin
>be dressed as warrior
>approach her
>"I could need some lay on hands here"
>she actually laughs
>wtf
>start talking to her
>spend all day together
>get flirty
>at some point she says "I have a dick btw"
>assume she is memeing
>say "even better"
>evening
>get a bit drunk
>go to her hotel room
>start making out
>undress
>she actually has a dick
>it's a trap

that was my weirdest nerd con experience

@porco did you suck her dick

I was 17 and 2000 km away from home + no-one knew me

if something seems too good to be true..... it is

@porco so please continue

what did you guys do

animecon afterparty in gaybar... yeah .. last one of those

post whole story to <#189811441174446080>

but on the sidenote if you happen to be in amsterdam when the bdsm convention is going on

do check

awesome people

so hol up, u is sayin a homosexual dressed as a female took advantage of an underage male?

@Tervy my friend had his graduation party in dtm

well we fucked all night anyway but I never told that story to anyone that I know IRL

and I probably never will

how often do you find yourself jerking off to that night and tranny porn

but it was a pretty well build transexual. Voice, tits etc

mh to that night, maybe yearly

tranny porn, no

congrats dude, sounds like u banged the ferarris of trannies, glad you didnt fuck a pontiac tier tranny

when i grow up

i will bang someone

oh and one more thing

hell is forever

@fedora DTM is small shit compared to 16 y old me and http://masterslaveconference.org/home/

I took like 20 HIV tests in weekly periods after that

ahhahahaha

thanks god i never got my self into such stuff so ...deeeply

i only was there to deliver package and left in next door rotation

(okay sure BDSM party and poops and "hey young boy do you want to try spanking while you are waitting mr.x"

so you would not suggest banging trannies

but thats whole different story

banging tranny (also being banged by tranny) was an interesting experience (both) but the half year of HIV paranoia after that wasn't worth it

also not really better than having sex with actual females

also in my late teenage years I was quite turned on by what happened so I occasionally contacted tranny hookers but they all looked like men dressed up as females and that didn't turn me on at all

I mean most of them really still have some very masculine features, like the hands, or the neck