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2017-06-04 02:03:11 UTC

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2017-06-04 02:03:25 UTC

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2017-06-04 02:03:28 UTC

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2017-06-04 02:03:29 UTC

OMG stop telling me to have kids, I'll have them when Brad and I are ready.

2017-06-04 02:03:30 UTC

Have kids and u too can run into a trailer hitch at full speed

2017-06-04 02:03:33 UTC

<

2017-06-04 02:03:38 UTC

carrot poasting

2017-06-04 02:03:39 UTC

hey, lewd

2017-06-04 02:03:54 UTC

@MsNatSocialist I'm just poasting carrots

2017-06-04 02:04:09 UTC

>mfw my kids' first person they meet is yuge

2017-06-04 02:04:17 UTC

Save them for the oven for Sunday roast.

2017-06-04 02:04:29 UTC

Fact, @northern_confederate already has 3 kids. I met them

2017-06-04 02:04:29 UTC

why would you oven his kids

2017-06-04 02:04:30 UTC

wtf

2017-06-04 02:04:35 UTC

wrong

2017-06-04 02:04:37 UTC

I have to amputate

2017-06-04 02:04:48 UTC

It's Swole AF

2017-06-04 02:04:53 UTC

JFC

2017-06-04 02:04:54 UTC

but me and [redacted] will have 5 kids

2017-06-04 02:04:58 UTC

You're going to have to go by Arrrrrrrrrrrgardian now

2017-06-04 02:05:01 UTC

you're going to have a pegleg

2017-06-04 02:05:02 UTC

I had roast carrots for dinner last night

2017-06-04 02:05:15 UTC

sounds delicious

2017-06-04 02:05:18 UTC

i like parsnips too

2017-06-04 02:05:21 UTC

@YUGE I got nothin...tht was good

2017-06-04 02:05:37 UTC

Ask @Brad's mobile about my dinner

2017-06-04 02:05:57 UTC

Bread for dinner

2017-06-04 02:06:23 UTC

@Convo what can u do for me if I cut my leg off below the knee?

2017-06-04 02:06:24 UTC

apparently you made him lamb pork, I didn't know such a beast existed

2017-06-04 02:06:37 UTC

I cooked for 10 people, fairly sure I was gonna have a melt down in the end... My mother was going to drive me insane with trying to dictate how I run my own kitchen.

2017-06-04 02:06:54 UTC

I cooked a roast pork

2017-06-04 02:06:55 UTC

@Convo Arrrrrrrrrrrrgardian needs a bionic foot so he can be Asgardian again

2017-06-04 02:07:12 UTC

@FylnnGardian wait what

2017-06-04 02:07:14 UTC

@MsNatSocialist I'm teasing, he said "lamb, no wait, pork"

2017-06-04 02:07:14 UTC

Lookin bad fam

2017-06-04 02:07:22 UTC

what

2017-06-04 02:07:26 UTC

I ran into a trailer hitch at full speed

2017-06-04 02:07:26 UTC

@Convo he kicked a trailer hitch and his foot is falling off

2017-06-04 02:07:30 UTC

he has a peg leg now

2017-06-04 02:07:37 UTC

so hes Arrrrrrrrgardian

2017-06-04 02:07:42 UTC

Can I call you Pirate now?

2017-06-04 02:07:45 UTC

but we want him to be Asgardian now

2017-06-04 02:07:46 UTC

Fuck

2017-06-04 02:07:58 UTC

I have a cankle

2017-06-04 02:08:06 UTC

@Convo we need him to be able to not skip leg day

2017-06-04 02:08:17 UTC

i dont make robo legs

2017-06-04 02:08:20 UTC

It needs to bear weight

2017-06-04 02:08:21 UTC

lies

2017-06-04 02:08:22 UTC

Pirate Cankle and his trusty swastika

2017-06-04 02:08:23 UTC

i make shitty sensor things

2017-06-04 02:08:36 UTC

@Convo well u better start ur my only hope

2017-06-04 02:08:44 UTC

too bad

2017-06-04 02:08:48 UTC

i ditched yuge today

2017-06-04 02:08:48 UTC

but you can make a foot for Arrrrrrrrgardian, the movement needs him

2017-06-04 02:08:50 UTC

so i could do work

2017-06-04 02:09:03 UTC

it's ok, I ended up dealing with diversity in public all day

2017-06-04 02:09:07 UTC

and work i did

2017-06-04 02:09:15 UTC

I didn't get to vacaville till 2p

2017-06-04 02:09:15 UTC

@FylnnGardian Get in voice chat if ya can

2017-06-04 02:09:29 UTC

so much for lunch

2017-06-04 02:09:35 UTC

rip

2017-06-04 02:10:06 UTC

I'm in a shit load of pain right now and will constantly complain and look for sympathy then get bantz'd into oblivion @BellaDashwood lol

2017-06-04 02:10:56 UTC

I'm a horrible patient

2017-06-04 02:11:02 UTC

Very demanding

2017-06-04 02:11:45 UTC

@FylnnGardian I know you're a horrible patient b/c you punched a nurse ๐Ÿคฃ

2017-06-04 02:12:22 UTC

Omfg u remember that? @BellaDashwood that poor woman's face never stood a chance RIP orbital socket

2017-06-04 02:13:46 UTC

wait did you really injure yourself badly?

2017-06-04 02:13:49 UTC

i thought you stubbed your toe

2017-06-04 02:14:01 UTC

@FylnnGardian Just quit tip-toeing around & get in chat. I wanna hear how you got your cankle

2017-06-04 02:14:18 UTC

No man I fubar' my shin on a trailer hitch @Convo

2017-06-04 02:14:51 UTC

I was chasing my son around my pick up (little bastard is fast and was taunting me)

2017-06-04 02:15:14 UTC

Had him in reach and I tried to run THROUGH my trailer hitch

2017-06-04 02:15:21 UTC

The hitch won

2017-06-04 02:15:36 UTC
2017-06-04 02:16:05 UTC

I think I may have fractured it im gonna go to the doctor in the morning

2017-06-04 02:16:11 UTC

oosh

2017-06-04 02:16:18 UTC

>tfw no son 2 run around w/

2017-06-04 02:16:25 UTC

You'll get there

2017-06-04 02:16:28 UTC

never ever

2017-06-04 02:16:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320747658941562880/unknown.png

2017-06-04 02:16:49 UTC

im sittin here googling dna code shit

2017-06-04 02:16:50 UTC

Just find a nice scuzzi girl and u will be good.

2017-06-04 02:16:54 UTC

been doin it for 11 hours so far

2017-06-04 02:16:59 UTC

got 40 more to go

2017-06-04 02:17:06 UTC

U need a scuzzi girl

2017-06-04 02:17:06 UTC

did you just tell me to find a fucking scuzzi

2017-06-04 02:17:08 UTC

what is wrong with you

2017-06-04 02:17:16 UTC

She will love you

2017-06-04 02:17:17 UTC

i hope your knee hurts real bad

2017-06-04 02:17:21 UTC

Can someone tell Brad in voice to check his messages, he's pretty bad at checking them

2017-06-04 02:18:14 UTC

Bolish American girls won't appreciate you brother.

2017-06-04 02:18:19 UTC

A scuzzi will

2017-06-04 02:18:56 UTC

I'm not taking about a jersey shore scuzzi

2017-06-04 02:19:16 UTC

I am checkijg

2017-06-04 02:21:38 UTC

i dont like scuzzi man, c'mon

2017-06-04 02:21:46 UTC

i like slavic girls

2017-06-04 02:21:47 UTC

im slavic

2017-06-04 02:21:50 UTC

why you trying to get me to racemix

2017-06-04 02:21:56 UTC

Lol

2017-06-04 02:22:00 UTC

Oh my

2017-06-04 02:22:02 UTC

no seriously

2017-06-04 02:22:09 UTC

I don't wanna have weird mutt kids

2017-06-04 02:22:14 UTC

i want nice polish kids

2017-06-04 02:22:19 UTC

with no amerikaner problems

2017-06-04 02:22:23 UTC

Your dating pool is small.

2017-06-04 02:22:24 UTC

they will have an identity

2017-06-04 02:22:29 UTC

you brain is small

2017-06-04 02:22:35 UTC
2017-06-04 02:22:39 UTC

Polish Princesses in America will trigger the fuck outta u

2017-06-04 02:22:54 UTC

scuzzi girls are my thing

2017-06-04 02:22:55 UTC

not his

2017-06-04 02:23:07 UTC

@FylnnGardian good thing my penis is as powerful as it is strong
i will tame them with superior polish kielbasa

2017-06-04 02:23:07 UTC

Convo, ever thought of going to Poland for a working holiday or something?

2017-06-04 02:23:15 UTC
2017-06-04 02:23:17 UTC

yuge told me to

2017-06-04 02:23:18 UTC

@MsNatSocialist I told him to take a vacation there this summer

2017-06-04 02:23:20 UTC

i should

2017-06-04 02:23:23 UTC

you should

2017-06-04 02:23:26 UTC

i should

2017-06-04 02:23:43 UTC

unfortunately i have had my schedule dead set since december

2017-06-04 02:23:43 UTC

get yourself settled in tx then take a trip at the end of the summer before school starts back up

2017-06-04 02:23:43 UTC

You should... Just go work at a pub, good way to pick up girls. Easier to pass your number to them

2017-06-04 02:23:45 UTC

You would go nuts

2017-06-04 02:23:55 UTC

@MsNatSocialist Holy fuck why are you telling me to pick up girls

2017-06-04 02:24:05 UTC

BOOK STORE

2017-06-04 02:24:11 UTC

because she wants you to find a bolish gf

2017-06-04 02:24:11 UTC

now you're talkin

2017-06-04 02:24:14 UTC

BOLISH BOOK STORE

2017-06-04 02:24:15 UTC

to head pat and hand hold

2017-06-04 02:24:18 UTC

mmm

2017-06-04 02:24:36 UTC

@Convo some of us like you and want you to be happy

2017-06-04 02:24:42 UTC

^

2017-06-04 02:24:43 UTC

liar

2017-06-04 02:24:51 UTC

@Convo i pumped iron for 2 hours and am still pissed

2017-06-04 02:24:52 UTC

I would do no such thing

2017-06-04 02:24:56 UTC

DIS true

2017-06-04 02:24:58 UTC

@Ilya Muromets about what

2017-06-04 02:25:03 UTC

muzzies

2017-06-04 02:25:07 UTC

attacks

2017-06-04 02:25:09 UTC

We were talking about u the other day @Convo

2017-06-04 02:25:13 UTC

U weren't around

2017-06-04 02:25:15 UTC

Go work at a pub and volunteer on the weekends and week days at a library, the Uni students would be there during those times. Good way to diversify your dating pool.

2017-06-04 02:25:16 UTC

turn that frown upside down

2017-06-04 02:25:30 UTC

yeah I'm more hungry now than anything

2017-06-04 02:25:34 UTC

soon every single adult britbong will be dead, and only generation zyklon will remain

2017-06-04 02:25:34 UTC

@MsNatSocialist he can't spend a whole summer there, but he can take a 2 week vacation

2017-06-04 02:25:36 UTC

went hard as fuck

2017-06-04 02:25:45 UTC
2017-06-04 02:25:47 UTC

why were you talking about me

2017-06-04 02:25:57 UTC

yep, the brits are gonna all melt away

2017-06-04 02:25:58 UTC

Cause we like you

2017-06-04 02:26:12 UTC

do you have family in poland you can stay with?

2017-06-04 02:26:14 UTC

this is payback for declaring war on germany!

2017-06-04 02:26:37 UTC

@FylnnGardian dont tell him what we were saying...please....

2017-06-04 02:26:44 UTC

Lol

2017-06-04 02:27:04 UTC

ok thanks @YUGE im pissed again

2017-06-04 02:27:06 UTC

fucking cowards

2017-06-04 02:27:09 UTC

@badtanman sort of

2017-06-04 02:27:18 UTC

anger is the appropriate response

2017-06-04 02:27:24 UTC

@badtanman my dad's dad's wife's cousin is in poland

2017-06-04 02:27:24 UTC

angry reacts only

2017-06-04 02:27:28 UTC

i have some relatives in norway but i dont think i want to go there

2017-06-04 02:27:41 UTC

even if youve never met them im sure theyd love to show you around

2017-06-04 02:27:52 UTC

maybe

2017-06-04 02:27:54 UTC

never met them

2017-06-04 02:27:55 UTC

lol are you trying to get him to deport himself

2017-06-04 02:27:56 UTC

@Convo you could move to boland and be a subject of King Jesus

2017-06-04 02:27:56 UTC

only ever heard about htem

2017-06-04 02:27:57 UTC

lol

2017-06-04 02:28:02 UTC

I want everyone to be in relationships by the years end.

2017-06-04 02:28:10 UTC

@MsNatSocialist and i want a pony

2017-06-04 02:28:10 UTC

That'd be nice

2017-06-04 02:28:25 UTC

i have a relationship

2017-06-04 02:28:26 UTC

with thor

2017-06-04 02:28:31 UTC

and obimm

2017-06-04 02:28:35 UTC

I was supposed to be married this year

2017-06-04 02:28:35 UTC

you go there with the money you would spend on a normie vacation you will live like a king

2017-06-04 02:28:45 UTC

you're cheating on King Jesus @Convo ?

2017-06-04 02:28:48 UTC

In a relationship with our lord and savior Jesus Christ, amen.

2017-06-04 02:28:53 UTC

but that is all shit and im gonna turn into a convo

2017-06-04 02:28:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320750738907070465/DBcX6H4XsAAv1s0.png

2017-06-04 02:28:58 UTC

redpill video

2017-06-04 02:29:06 UTC

danke

2017-06-04 02:29:37 UTC

I will hunt girls down for the men here. Damn it!

2017-06-04 02:29:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320750938853736449/JPEG_20170604_122935.jpg

2017-06-04 02:29:45 UTC

Pls do.

2017-06-04 02:29:58 UTC

@badtanman moly had a video where he was talking to a girl that kept getting into relationships with jews that would cheat on her and dump her because she was a goyim

2017-06-04 02:30:03 UTC

four of them

2017-06-04 02:30:03 UTC

Odin is the one True god
Now gather around dis tree with me

2017-06-04 02:30:14 UTC

@MsNatSocialist if you find me a portuguese or spanish or italian girl ill be very appreciative

2017-06-04 02:30:15 UTC

@Convo there is a female borzoi

2017-06-04 02:30:19 UTC

where

2017-06-04 02:30:27 UTC

is she polish

2017-06-04 02:30:47 UTC

he meant the moly girl

2017-06-04 02:30:48 UTC

The girl that kept getting in relationships with jews.

2017-06-04 02:30:48 UTC

u tard

2017-06-04 02:30:54 UTC

Yeah

2017-06-04 02:30:57 UTC

real weird music

2017-06-04 02:30:57 UTC

who up

2017-06-04 02:31:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320751262201151488/unknown.png

2017-06-04 02:31:00 UTC

I want what @wyatt claims doesn't exist

2017-06-04 02:31:00 UTC

Was a joke convo

2017-06-04 02:31:07 UTC

i want a ukrainian girl

2017-06-04 02:31:09 UTC

@Convo kate bush is awesome

2017-06-04 02:31:17 UTC

wyatt is a goober

2017-06-04 02:31:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/320751334880051212/image.jpg

2017-06-04 02:31:21 UTC

but im open to negotiations

2017-06-04 02:31:26 UTC

our goober, but a goober nonetheless

2017-06-04 02:31:30 UTC

wyatt?

2017-06-04 02:31:31 UTC

whats he doin

2017-06-04 02:31:35 UTC

haha yeah hes the king of black pills

2017-06-04 02:31:42 UTC

he better be rucking up that hill like he said

2017-06-04 02:31:42 UTC

wyatt is a really cool guy and i wish he liked me

2017-06-04 02:31:44 UTC

@YUGE win or lose this shit will end.

2017-06-04 02:31:49 UTC

but I like you convo

2017-06-04 02:31:50 UTC

whenever i talk to him he always changes the subject

2017-06-04 02:31:58 UTC

he doesnt like anyone

2017-06-04 02:32:22 UTC

feels....

2017-06-04 02:32:22 UTC

The 1st defense mechanism of the neet is distance.

2017-06-04 02:32:27 UTC

lol

2017-06-04 02:32:34 UTC

only thing in the world he cares about is getting spencer to follow him on twitter

2017-06-04 02:32:43 UTC

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

2017-06-04 02:32:51 UTC

fucken oath

2017-06-04 02:32:55 UTC

he also cares about barbeque

2017-06-04 02:33:02 UTC

Smoker as well

2017-06-04 02:33:02 UTC

@โ˜‡Unlimited Powerโ˜‡ I agree, the tides are turning

2017-06-04 02:33:02 UTC

and grideo vames

2017-06-04 02:33:03 UTC

and shilling nazi coffee

2017-06-04 02:33:10 UTC

@Convo and long distance shooting

2017-06-04 02:33:30 UTC

and 6.5mm creedmoor rounds

2017-06-04 02:33:33 UTC

He keeps telling me to get a PC to game I'm scared

2017-06-04 02:33:39 UTC

>tfw try to pick up dropped pencil
>tfw calluses on fingers make it impossible
>tfw need to scoop it up with two hands

2017-06-04 02:33:44 UTC

>listening to grateful dead live albums
Comfier levels cannot be achieved.

2017-06-04 02:34:01 UTC

gay-teful dead

2017-06-04 02:34:10 UTC

Jam Band Nationalism

2017-06-04 02:34:14 UTC

FRIEND OF THE DEVIL IS A FRIEND OF MINE

2017-06-04 02:34:28 UTC

DRIVING THAT TRAIN, HIGH ON COCAINE

2017-06-04 02:34:50 UTC

I havent gamed since half life 2

2017-06-04 02:34:53 UTC

IN THE TIMBERS OF FENNARIO

2017-06-04 02:34:58 UTC

ERIC DEAD SON

2017-06-04 02:35:23 UTC

I get paid really good money to work today, however... I really don't want to be working. I just want to be cooking and baking.
Fuck feminism and Marxism, fuck it all to hell!

2017-06-04 02:35:36 UTC

@MsNatSocialist are you polish

2017-06-04 02:35:44 UTC

No. I'm Scottish.

2017-06-04 02:35:51 UTC

Convo, HEEL

2017-06-04 02:35:51 UTC

friendzoned again

2017-06-04 02:35:51 UTC

Osssh

2017-06-04 02:35:53 UTC

wyatt smokes??

2017-06-04 02:35:57 UTC

@MsNatSocialist
>not including having many sons and a lot of guns in that list.

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