Just so they can pretend at total penetration, so to speak.

HOLY FUGG

ALL 100 MEMBERS OF SENATE SUMMONED

ITS GOING DOWN BROS

NORK NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST! I WELCOME OUR NEW AUTOCRATIC OVERLORDS!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/663089/Islamist-Turkey-Erdogan-seize-Christian-churches-Diyarbakir-persecution-state-property

@Koba source

Holy Fuck man

That article rustles my jimmies more than nork holocaust

idgaf about some BBQ nips

REE where dat link go

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/24/chinas-xi-jinping-urges-restraint-donald-trump-amid-fears-north/

that us senate

what about nork

Check the date on that Turk post

lol does nork even have a legislature

I mistyped lol

No lol

Not that I'll ever defend anything a Turk does

but that story is a little old

true

but still rustling

was this after coup yes?

i didnt think norks do

so I was like wut

I thought they gather like insects

Ew

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/154/760/b79.jpg

Me irl

My life.jpeg

There's this woman at work that's been hitting on me

And she's remarkably well preserved

But she's literally 41

how long has she been dead

And I'm 20

@northern_confederate 21 years too long

just fug her a few times until someone your age notices you

although given your workplace make sure there's no penis before you go too far

is she got at least

hot

Yeah

But I'm not really interested tbh

@Barcode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNBunz_oyQ

How do I keep her off me without getting myself fired

You know how crazy bitches can be

i wish i had this problem

The nutty ones will Damn near kill you if you upset them

only time i had a ton of women interested in me was when i was taken

fml tbh fam

Lol

quality girls, too :/

but they all disappear

yeah fam that's how it works

Aka just Fuck my shit up

yeppp

p sure its just the womanly instict to fuck everything up

I'm beyond pretty sure

I'm 100% sure it's that for 80%+ of women

Especially in my generation, they're absolutely awful

Get a friend to come to your work and pose as your boyfriend.

Fucking her or rejecting her are both bad options.

But if a dude minces around a bit, hugs you and squeezes your butt in front of some of the girls: they'll tell everyone you're a fag and she'll be embarassed.

And in 2017 it doesn't matter if you bring a girl to work and squeeze her butt in front of everyone a week later. That's just how you roll when you're polybinary, or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1R-poknaEQ

I'm a fucking dude

I'm not doing that

(1) it's lying

(2) it's filthy

(3) it's retarded

It's not lying. It's playing pranks with your friends and letting them assume.

http://www.brendanfraser.com/

Christ, how old is this?

Too old.

Timeline ends at 2001.

Wew.

The year Mummy Returns came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g37HT4-EtzE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0KH8O5h7tc

https://radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/04/25/northwest-imperative-episode-13-live-from-northwest-forum/

Sweet

I like the top one

https://twitter.com/AndrewQuackson/status/856691108801368065

Clash of Civilizations is ridiculous. Nations are far too diverse to be divided into "Civilizations." The west is not at war with the Islamic culture.