Ew

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Me irl

My life.jpeg

There's this woman at work that's been hitting on me

And she's remarkably well preserved

But she's literally 41

how long has she been dead

And I'm 20

@northern_confederate 21 years too long

just fug her a few times until someone your age notices you

although given your workplace make sure there's no penis before you go too far

is she got at least

hot

Yeah

But I'm not really interested tbh

@Barcode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNBunz_oyQ

How do I keep her off me without getting myself fired

You know how crazy bitches can be

i wish i had this problem

The nutty ones will Damn near kill you if you upset them

only time i had a ton of women interested in me was when i was taken

fml tbh fam

Lol

quality girls, too :/

but they all disappear

yeah fam that's how it works

Aka just Fuck my shit up

yeppp

p sure its just the womanly instict to fuck everything up

I'm beyond pretty sure

I'm 100% sure it's that for 80%+ of women

Especially in my generation, they're absolutely awful

Get a friend to come to your work and pose as your boyfriend.

Fucking her or rejecting her are both bad options.

But if a dude minces around a bit, hugs you and squeezes your butt in front of some of the girls: they'll tell everyone you're a fag and she'll be embarassed.

And in 2017 it doesn't matter if you bring a girl to work and squeeze her butt in front of everyone a week later. That's just how you roll when you're polybinary, or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1R-poknaEQ

I'm a fucking dude