Message from @badtanman
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@northern_confederate 21 years too long
just fug her a few times until someone your age notices you
although given your workplace make sure there's no penis before you go too far
is she got at least
hot
Yeah
But I'm not really interested tbh
How do I keep her off me without getting myself fired
You know how crazy bitches can be
i wish i had this problem
The nutty ones will Damn near kill you if you upset them
only time i had a ton of women interested in me was when i was taken
fml tbh fam
Lol
quality girls, too :/
but they all disappear
yeah fam that's how it works
Aka just Fuck my shit up
yeppp
I'm beyond pretty sure
I'm 100% sure it's that for 80%+ of women
Especially in my generation, they're absolutely awful
Get a friend to come to your work and pose as your boyfriend.
Fucking her or rejecting her are both bad options.
But if a dude minces around a bit, hugs you and squeezes your butt in front of some of the girls: they'll tell everyone you're a fag and she'll be embarassed.
And in 2017 it doesn't matter if you bring a girl to work and squeeze her butt in front of everyone a week later. That's just how you roll when you're polybinary, or whatever.
I'm a fucking dude
I'm not doing that
(1) it's lying
(2) it's filthy
(3) it's retarded
It's not lying. It's playing pranks with your friends and letting them assume.
Christ, how old is this?
Too old.
Timeline ends at 2001.
Wew.