Message from @Barcode
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Aka just Fuck my shit up
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p sure its just the womanly instict to fuck everything up
I'm beyond pretty sure
I'm 100% sure it's that for 80%+ of women
Especially in my generation, they're absolutely awful
Get a friend to come to your work and pose as your boyfriend.
Fucking her or rejecting her are both bad options.
But if a dude minces around a bit, hugs you and squeezes your butt in front of some of the girls: they'll tell everyone you're a fag and she'll be embarassed.
And in 2017 it doesn't matter if you bring a girl to work and squeeze her butt in front of everyone a week later. That's just how you roll when you're polybinary, or whatever.
I'm a fucking dude
I'm not doing that
(1) it's lying
(2) it's filthy
(3) it's retarded
It's not lying. It's playing pranks with your friends and letting them assume.
Christ, how old is this?
Timeline ends at 2001.
Wew.
The year Mummy Returns came out.
Sweet
I like the top one