You know how crazy bitches can be

i wish i had this problem

The nutty ones will Damn near kill you if you upset them

only time i had a ton of women interested in me was when i was taken

fml tbh fam

Lol

quality girls, too :/

but they all disappear

yeah fam that's how it works

Aka just Fuck my shit up

yeppp

p sure its just the womanly instict to fuck everything up

I'm beyond pretty sure

I'm 100% sure it's that for 80%+ of women

Especially in my generation, they're absolutely awful

Get a friend to come to your work and pose as your boyfriend.

Fucking her or rejecting her are both bad options.

But if a dude minces around a bit, hugs you and squeezes your butt in front of some of the girls: they'll tell everyone you're a fag and she'll be embarassed.

And in 2017 it doesn't matter if you bring a girl to work and squeeze her butt in front of everyone a week later. That's just how you roll when you're polybinary, or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1R-poknaEQ

I'm a fucking dude

I'm not doing that

(1) it's lying

(2) it's filthy

(3) it's retarded

It's not lying. It's playing pranks with your friends and letting them assume.

http://www.brendanfraser.com/

Christ, how old is this?

Too old.

Timeline ends at 2001.

Wew.

The year Mummy Returns came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g37HT4-EtzE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0KH8O5h7tc

https://radio.therightstuff.biz/2017/04/25/northwest-imperative-episode-13-live-from-northwest-forum/

Sweet

I like the top one