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2017-06-23 19:05:46 UTC

If you're feeling autistic, then you're in the right place; all Public Service Announcements go here πŸ‘‡πŸ»

2017-06-23 19:05:53 UTC

2017-06-23 19:57:02 UTC

Hope is your enemy, Artair. By having fun now, you're just setting yourself up for your next depression. I recommend you take a prophylactic dose of cashews now to stay ahead of the curve. Chase it with cashew milk just to be doubly safe, mkay?

2017-06-23 19:57:37 UTC

Thanks Jimmy!

2017-06-23 19:58:02 UTC

Jeese, you were supposed to be offended.

2017-06-23 19:58:12 UTC

No, no, it's true.

2017-06-23 19:59:18 UTC

XD

2017-06-23 19:59:21 UTC

Christ-all-fucking-mighty! Nothing hurst me as bad as a goddamned positive attitude.

2017-06-23 20:00:10 UTC

Jimmy does hate a sunny day.

2017-06-23 20:00:19 UTC

*hearse me

2017-06-23 20:00:25 UTC

I seem to some people to be manic-depressive, but it's just inconsistent medication.

2017-06-23 20:00:43 UTC

use the edit function Jimmy.

2017-06-23 20:01:25 UTC

Cashew me outside.

2017-06-23 20:01:35 UTC

haha πŸ˜ƒ

2017-06-23 20:03:28 UTC

Admin should consider starting a #spergout, but they know if they do all other sub-forums would flatline.

2017-06-23 20:03:43 UTC

It's a confirmed medical fact that cashews contain the same chemicals as actual anti depressant medicines.

2017-06-23 20:04:13 UTC

Shit yeah! I get high just talking shit about cashews.

2017-06-23 20:04:19 UTC

call the sperg channel #flatline

2017-06-23 20:04:55 UTC

roasted or raw? the eternal nut question

2017-06-23 20:05:12 UTC

Raw generally.

2017-06-23 20:05:41 UTC

We demand a goddamned #cashew

2017-06-23 20:05:56 UTC

What have I started?

2017-06-23 20:06:17 UTC

Welcome to cashew talk, how may we be of sperg to you?

2017-06-23 20:06:25 UTC

There will be nothing but constant discord around here until our demand is met.

2017-06-23 20:07:59 UTC

The only rule of #cashew, You don't talk about legumes!

2017-06-23 20:08:14 UTC

No nuts!

2017-06-23 20:09:20 UTC

Looks like you Oregon folks getting some heat for the next few days.

2017-06-23 20:09:35 UTC

The rest of this place is nothing but a peanut gallery.

2017-06-23 20:09:51 UTC

We've had heat for the last few days.

2017-06-23 20:10:06 UTC

but upper 90's?

2017-06-23 20:10:06 UTC

We're sperging out on the PSAS channel, we should stop.

2017-06-23 20:10:27 UTC

I think that's why it's here, isn't it?

2017-06-23 20:10:59 UTC

tis true

2017-06-23 20:11:00 UTC

I don't think so, that's what's generals for.

2017-06-23 20:12:25 UTC

Uh, oh. I mighta gone on and fucked the pooch again.

2017-06-23 20:14:51 UTC

I can not give out tech advice, despite having multiple terms of CIS experience under my belt, because I can not dox him...

2017-06-23 20:14:56 UTC

Shit, I thought <#327865280888045569> stood for "Please Secure Artair's Sanity".

2017-06-23 20:14:57 UTC

"If you're feeling autistic, then you're in the right place; all Public Service Announcements go here" <= Just announce your autism and you'll be fine.

2017-06-23 20:15:14 UTC

ahh, thanks bro πŸ˜ƒ

2017-06-23 20:30:04 UTC

Am I the only jew in this discord?

2017-06-23 20:31:12 UTC

How much jewish blood do you have again? 15%?

2017-06-23 20:31:42 UTC

80% German 20% French

2017-06-23 20:31:58 UTC

You called yourself racially mixed lol...

2017-06-23 20:32:07 UTC

I am

2017-06-24 00:00:49 UTC

Oy vey Anthony bordains nose was hungry

2017-06-24 01:33:18 UTC

it's fucking too hot today

2017-06-24 01:36:34 UTC

How much outside work have you done?

2017-06-24 01:45:09 UTC

Spread seed and straw over a garden and about to go tarp up our wood for winter (I think)

2017-06-24 01:45:11 UTC

hbu

2017-06-24 01:45:49 UTC

Watered the six thousand square foot garden, watered the 15 walnut trees, cleaned paint out of several 5 gallon buckets...

2017-06-24 01:48:22 UTC

And a bunch of other stuff...

2017-06-24 01:48:49 UTC

lol

2017-06-24 01:49:01 UTC

haha, didn't know they had flag reactions.

2017-06-24 02:04:12 UTC

Nice

2017-06-24 02:08:14 UTC

Damn you can react to your own message

2017-06-24 02:08:22 UTC

oh yeah!

2017-06-25 04:12:24 UTC

If you use Windows 10 and still care about you PC security you probably have autism

2017-06-25 04:13:17 UTC

"The primary "appeal" of Windows 10 over the generally preferred Windows 7 is DirectX 12, which improved the graphics rendering in certain supported games. "

2017-06-25 04:13:25 UTC

Like cs:go

2017-06-25 04:15:31 UTC

CS:GO Can run on Linux as well

2017-06-25 04:15:50 UTC

And you just told me you wanted to stop playing video games so eh

2017-06-25 04:16:00 UTC

I'll keep playing cs:Go

2017-06-25 04:16:31 UTC

Actually I'm don't feel like switching over. plus I no longer care about technology one bit aside from the minor perks it offers, so eh.

2017-06-27 02:54:40 UTC

(Repost from Twitter chat, but worth the read so here it is again: how to go full Hitler around normies.)
>taking with normies
>So. California, how to get water to overpopulated desert
>they talk of high tech stuff, desalination, wave energy, wind energy to power plants, moisture harvesting from sky
>I see opportunity
>"yeah but do we really want to rush head first into destroying the environment to support a 30 million population of Tijuana?"
>silence; deep though
>conversation over
TFW you go full eco-fascist on Portlandians and they can't disagree.

2017-06-27 03:03:43 UTC

@Fluxis 1) cut your shit locks 2) quit thinking your poetry (and beats) is some wild contribution to humanity. It's not. It probably sucks. 3) do something tangible; firefighting, welding, construction, timber, a career that will last. 4) get married and have at least 5 kids. 5) thank me when you're my age and not a washed up beat making poetry fag without a family.

2017-06-27 03:31:31 UTC

Dreads are dreadful. Rap is crap. Trades are high-grade. Have appreciation for your nation and end immigration to these locations.

2017-06-27 03:31:42 UTC

There's my rhymes

2017-06-27 03:40:05 UTC

A tall glass of cashew milk and a side of bacon for your amazing poetry. WOW!

2017-06-27 17:05:41 UTC

Now are sung the High-one's songs,
in the High-one's hall,
to the sons of men all-useful,
but useless to the Jotuns' sons.
Hail to him who has sung them!
Hail to him who knows them!
May he profit who has learnt them!
Hail to those who have listened to them!
- Havamal Stanza 166

2017-06-28 16:31:51 UTC

Sonnenrad = Sun's cycle...not the *black sun*. Speak correctly if you are going to translate to english. Preferably just say Sonnenrad. Thanks.

2017-06-28 18:58:53 UTC

White Sharia Patrol: today I took a bike ride to pick up a rental car (truck in shop). approach a lady from behind on a narrow trail in woods, bike brakes very loud and squeaky, she does not hear, I kindly say "coming on your right", she gets startled like a fucking retard because she is stoned and in her own world (mind you she is about 50 years old wearing sunglasses and she is in the shade). she waits for me to get about 50 yards away and then goes full feminist "well that was rude you should have warned me blah blah I used to live in D.C.". I stop, go back towards her. GO OFF ON HER. Shut that bitch down, destroy her reality. ROID RAGE WWF quality verbal smack down. She turns around and heads home in shame. Feels good, man. Don't ever take shit from anyone, especially when it is undeserved. I was nice to the bitch and then she wanted to attack me, so I destroyed her ass with intelligent fire. Natural order upheld.

2017-06-28 19:09:27 UTC

Damn, no wonder niggers are exiting Corvallis en masse for Eugene. How many deputies does Sheriff Goy have nowadays?

2017-06-28 19:36:03 UTC
2017-06-28 20:13:46 UTC

Based train Nazis are the future. It's in our blood.

2017-06-28 20:17:21 UTC

Judy and I got busted by a big blonde German woman conductor for riding the train without a ticket one night. I started trying to explain the story of why we were forced into doing that by circumstances beyond our control and she just turned around and continue checking fares of other passengers.

2017-06-28 20:19:16 UTC

free loaders, tsk tsk tsk

2017-06-28 20:23:20 UTC

Another time on the train after we had been in Germany for about a week and listened to people speaking German 24/7, I began to think that I could extemporaneously make up and speak my own dialect. I don't know if I was even trying to convey any particular message or was just babbling like a child learning to talk, but I cut loose and started chatting up a storm to nobody in particular on the train and people started cracking up laughing at me.

2017-06-28 20:29:29 UTC

german gibberish, gerbbrish?

2017-06-28 20:37:35 UTC

It was late, around midnight of Christmas Eve when we got stranded without fare on that train. We had taken a normal (low speed) train from Frankfort to small village in the countryside to attend a dinner party at a friend's home. When we left, our host dropped us off at a different and more remote train station. No one was in the station but Judy and me and the only source of tickets was a vending machine which very obviously didn't speak English. I kept trying to buy tickets but the machine wouldn't dispense them. I couldn't figure out what the problem was and time was running out, so when the train pulled up we just jumped on it. Otherwise we'd have been stuck out there in them middle of what looked like Siberia. Later, I figured out that that station was devoted to high-speed rail and the fare was much higher than the fare we had paid when we travelled in the opposite direction. The long and short of my story is that, without knowing it, I had been too fucking cheap to buy the tickets. I think this what the conductor concluded when she turned and walked away in disgust. I was just another stupid, cheap, drunk American tourist. She probably should have just put in a fucking choke hold, but the train was going so goddamned fast by then that she didn't dare throw my ass out the door.

2017-06-28 20:45:02 UTC

heh, funny. If only the conductor knew how you like to ride bulls.

2017-06-28 20:48:19 UTC

Heh

2017-06-28 20:51:18 UTC

White Privilege paying off.

2017-06-29 01:56:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/327865280888045569/329802364540289034/image.jpg

2017-06-29 02:16:42 UTC

kek

2017-06-29 02:48:42 UTC
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2017-06-29 17:14:28 UTC

@Jimmy Marr I saw a study that saliva transfer also has a permanent transfer of bacteria or what not, I forgot exactly what they called it but similar concept. TFW my sperm are dominating every girl I ever banged controlling their every action. TFW also, my wife likes to eat tacos because a micro beaner has infested her mind. Feels bad, man. lol.

2017-06-29 17:18:03 UTC

I think the DNA transfer thing is true, that is why women naturally feel an urge to sleep with guys they see as strong/healthy/successful even if they know it will not lead to anything more than a one night stand. Good sperm in their brain is like a power up.

2017-06-29 17:18:46 UTC

How does the sperm get to their brain? do you have to send it through their noses?

2017-06-29 17:23:04 UTC

lol, I think it's more of a blood stream thing, and not actual sperm getting in the brain but micro packets of DNA.

2017-06-29 17:23:17 UTC

ah, makes sense.

2017-06-29 17:23:32 UTC

Amount of woman with my dna = 0.

2017-06-29 17:23:45 UTC

Yeah what he said

2017-06-29 17:24:18 UTC

LOL, Ian the Virgin.

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