Message from @Artair

Discord ID: 327902116373069834


2017-06-23 19:05:53 UTC  

2017-06-23 19:57:02 UTC  

Hope is your enemy, Artair. By having fun now, you're just setting yourself up for your next depression. I recommend you take a prophylactic dose of cashews now to stay ahead of the curve. Chase it with cashew milk just to be doubly safe, mkay?

2017-06-23 19:57:37 UTC  

Thanks Jimmy!

2017-06-23 19:58:02 UTC  

Jeese, you were supposed to be offended.

2017-06-23 19:58:12 UTC  

No, no, it's true.

2017-06-23 19:59:18 UTC  

XD

2017-06-23 19:59:21 UTC  

Christ-all-fucking-mighty! Nothing hurst me as bad as a goddamned positive attitude.

2017-06-23 20:00:10 UTC  

Jimmy does hate a sunny day.

2017-06-23 20:00:19 UTC  

*hearse me

2017-06-23 20:00:25 UTC  

I seem to some people to be manic-depressive, but it's just inconsistent medication.

2017-06-23 20:00:43 UTC  

use the edit function Jimmy.

2017-06-23 20:01:25 UTC  

Cashew me outside.

2017-06-23 20:01:35 UTC  

haha 😃

2017-06-23 20:03:28 UTC  

Admin should consider starting a #spergout, but they know if they do all other sub-forums would flatline.

2017-06-23 20:03:43 UTC  

It's a confirmed medical fact that cashews contain the same chemicals as actual anti depressant medicines.

2017-06-23 20:04:13 UTC  

Shit yeah! I get high just talking shit about cashews.

2017-06-23 20:04:19 UTC  

call the sperg channel #flatline

2017-06-23 20:04:55 UTC  

roasted or raw? the eternal nut question

2017-06-23 20:05:12 UTC  

Raw generally.

2017-06-23 20:05:41 UTC  

We demand a goddamned #cashew

2017-06-23 20:05:56 UTC  

What have I started?

2017-06-23 20:06:17 UTC  

Welcome to cashew talk, how may we be of sperg to you?

2017-06-23 20:06:25 UTC  

There will be nothing but constant discord around here until our demand is met.

2017-06-23 20:07:59 UTC  

The only rule of #cashew, You don't talk about legumes!

2017-06-23 20:08:14 UTC  

No nuts!

2017-06-23 20:09:20 UTC  

Looks like you Oregon folks getting some heat for the next few days.

2017-06-23 20:09:35 UTC  

The rest of this place is nothing but a peanut gallery.

2017-06-23 20:09:51 UTC  

We've had heat for the last few days.

2017-06-23 20:10:06 UTC  

but upper 90's?

2017-06-23 20:10:06 UTC  

We're sperging out on the PSAS channel, we should stop.

2017-06-23 20:10:27 UTC  

I think that's why it's here, isn't it?

2017-06-23 20:10:59 UTC  

tis true

2017-06-23 20:11:00 UTC  

I don't think so, that's what's generals for.

2017-06-23 20:12:25 UTC  

Uh, oh. I mighta gone on and fucked the pooch again.

2017-06-23 20:14:51 UTC  

I can not give out tech advice, despite having multiple terms of CIS experience under my belt, because I can not dox him...

2017-06-23 20:14:56 UTC  

Shit, I thought <#327865280888045569> stood for "Please Secure Artair's Sanity".

2017-06-23 20:14:57 UTC  

"If you're feeling autistic, then you're in the right place; all Public Service Announcements go here" <= Just announce your autism and you'll be fine.

2017-06-23 20:15:14 UTC  

ahh, thanks bro 😃

2017-06-23 20:30:04 UTC  

Am I the only jew in this discord?

2017-06-23 20:31:12 UTC  

How much jewish blood do you have again? 15%?