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your fibonachi meme
Im age of consent to rape right ?
!rank
!rank
old fart
no
bad
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There wived a certain mwan, in Wussia wong ago
He was bwig and stwong, in his eyes a fwaming gwow
Most pweople wooked at him with tewwow and with fwear
But to Moswow chwicks he was such a wovewy dwear
He could pweach the bwible wike a pweacher
Full of ecstasy and fwire
But he alwso was the kwind of tweacher
Women would deswire
Wa wa wasputin
Wover of the Wussian Qween
Thwere was a cwat that weally was gwone
Wa wa wasputin
Wussiaโ gweatest wove mwachine
It was a shwame how he cwarried on
He wuled the Wussian wand and nwever mwind the cwar
But the cwassock he dwanced weally wunderbar
In all awfairs of swate he was the mwan to pwease
But he was weal gweat when he had a girl to swueeze
For the wqeen he was no wweeler dwealer
Thwough sheโd hweard the thwings heโd dwone
She bewieved he was a howwy heawer
Who would hweal her swon
Wa wa wasputin
Wover of the Wussian Qween
Thwere was a cwat that weally was gwone
Wa wa wasputin
Wussiaโ gweatest wove mwachine
It was a shwame how he cwarried on
Bwut when his dwinking and wusting and his hwunger
For powwer becwame known to mowre and mowre pweople
The dwemands to do swomething abwout this outwageous
Man becwame wouder and wouder
This mwan just got to gwo, decwared his enemwies
But the wadies begged, donโt you twy to do it, pwease
No doubt this Wasputin had wots of hwidden chwarms
Though he was a bwute thwey just fwell into his awrms
Then one nwight some mwen of hiwher stwanding
Set a twap, theyโre not to bwame
Come to vwisist us they kwept dwemanding
And he weally cwame
Wa wa Wasputin
Wover of the Wussian qween
Thwey pwut some pwoisoin into his wine
Wa wa Wasputin
Wussiaโs gweatest wove machwine
And so twhey swot him โtwil was dwead
Ow, thwose Wussians.
We wuz erry ting
We wuz this net
That I just found
When I say go
GET READY TO THROW
whai aw we tawking wike wis
Be cuz we wuz dank memes
Judge: You need to **prove** to me that you are gay... *ZIIIIIP*
The Afghan guy should've just asked to have his asylum hearing rescheduled for a Thursday.
Well for all we know he might not be gay
Doesn't mean he doesn't love the cock.
He should have asked the judge whether traps are gay
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Afghan men have a very strange attitude towards homosexuality. They'll fuck other dudes no problem. It's damned near impossible to prevent them from fucking. But they ain't gay. They'll be balls deep in a man's ass and get mad if you call them gay.
I'm pretty sure anyone who has been on a FOB with ANA or ANP has stories like that. There's a reason why shower facilities have separate schedules. You do not want to go anywhere near them when it's Afghan time. It could be seen as an invitation. There's always prominent signage warning you that it's Afghan shower time.
And if you spend any time outside the wire with thermals or other long-range night vision equipment, you will eventually see either two Afghans fucking, or an Afghan fucking a sheep/goat.
There's just a lot of cultural and religious suppression and control of sexuality, but it does nothing to get rid of the biological urge. It's going to be expressed somehow. If an Afghan man can't get a wife, he's going to find something else to fuck.
That's actually pretty interesting... Sound similar to those stories about prisons
Another part of it is that it's generational. Bacha Bazi. The old abuse the young, and the young grow up in the culture and don't think it's abuse so they do it when they're older. It's also a power relationship. A young man might consent to sex in order to receive favorable treatment from those with positions of power or authority. One could draw similarities to the pederasty of ancient Athens.
and the dank memes
Stop violating my NAP @we get it you listen to turnover
My apologies, you have every right to launch tomahawk missiles at me
AnCap is such a meme
the hell is NAP?
Non-Aggression Principle
Not to be confused with nu-age politics
That is a different can of worms
haha he strong man who cosplay by wearing mask but it's not who you would expect to be strong man
https://youtu.be/17zyezuw07U A-are you okay Phil?!
truly a legend in the making
these shout at you commercials are the best thing on tv
this man is the reincarnation of Billy Mays
#neverforget
If you yell a product at me long enough, chances are that I will buy it
thats how you make commercials
Yelling a product at me will get it blacklisted for a year
**circle & line tool in a polandball comic*
Disgusting.
I didn't make it.
I miss polandball
"Desire to dispense Freedom rising"
*Burgerdom
do you even have freedom these days?
@Crow fuckin hope so, where the fuck am I gonna fuck off to when my country invades people again otherwise?
@GingaBomber /r/polandball still exists if you are looking for some new stuff.
kek
the penis head is a huge turnoff to me
but imagine the blow job with the second mouth
tight af
plsno
o speaking of aliens reminds me of...
look at the top comments
That movie throws a shit load of stuff into question
My proudest moment. Ever since then, Sargon never liked my tweet again smh
pffft
i had a fucking streamer recognize me on youtube yesterday lmao
he just randomly found a comment that i left and started yelling autistically
why???
cuz he's super autistic lmao
what was he even doing?
they dont know the consecuenses
heh
maybe he was accusing me of being a traitor for commenting on someone else's video
sorry i didnt see the new post pop up
and he found a video with the exact same title as his so he went into the comments to call them a thief
oh
only to find me as the top comment on that video lmao
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