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2018-08-22 21:28:42 UTC

It's fucking suspicious I'd say

2018-08-22 21:29:29 UTC

Ctrl+i, Javascript profiler, start CPU profiling

2018-08-22 21:29:37 UTC

refresh page

2018-08-22 21:29:42 UTC

GO to your homescreen

2018-08-22 21:29:45 UTC

Okay

2018-08-22 21:29:52 UTC

And do the same while logged out

2018-08-22 21:30:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/481938244414734356/lol3.PNG

2018-08-22 21:30:49 UTC

I'm having that problem where you go to your subs

2018-08-22 21:30:55 UTC

and it lists just shit channels

2018-08-22 21:30:59 UTC

and shows no videos

2018-08-22 21:31:05 UTC

it happens at elast once a week

2018-08-22 21:32:23 UTC

Yeah, I don't really have that problem

2018-08-22 21:32:58 UTC

My sub feed gives me old videos (like 5 years ago) from creators

2018-08-22 21:35:17 UTC

Iโ€™ve never had a problem with the subscriptions page. I basically donโ€™t use any other page to get to videos.

2018-08-22 21:35:41 UTC

The home feed is all literal garbage

2018-08-22 21:36:08 UTC

Its not a major issue yet, just something ive noticed they are doing more of

2018-08-22 21:36:20 UTC

but yes the home page is trash

2018-08-22 22:22:26 UTC

Youtube is the flagship example of why not to keep changing and changing and changing everything all the time forever.

2018-08-22 22:34:04 UTC

I'd argue it's the same problem Congress has.

2018-08-22 22:35:07 UTC

Just stop and consider how much shit we have now that we don't need in the Federal system because some congressional session got bored and started changing shit.

2018-08-22 22:35:30 UTC

Only difference is, people can walk away from YouTube.

2018-08-22 23:05:20 UTC

This is the argument I use against the EU. They set up all these small committees to give a job to their mate. These people then have to justify their job. I ask 'when do you think these people will say they have doen enough.?'#

2018-08-22 23:14:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/481964456985886720/DlKXTSUW4AABKCc.png

2018-08-22 23:16:54 UTC

nice meme

2018-08-22 23:16:59 UTC

@Poppy Rider You overcomplicate it,

These committees arent for nepotism, they're there so people can shove responsibility away, but still reap the benefits of having "taken action"

"I set up this committee to fight X, i promised the people i'd start action and i did, blame the committe that it doesnt work"

2018-08-22 23:17:58 UTC

Yeah, I'll go with that too.

2018-08-22 23:20:51 UTC

That's pretty much what I said in an email to my MP after the chequers meeting came out as complete betrayal . 'we didn't vote to leave the EU coz we don't trust them, we voted to leave coz we don't trust you. You will no longer be able to shift responsibility.'

2018-08-22 23:22:26 UTC

yeah

2018-08-23 00:08:07 UTC

it was real

2018-08-23 00:36:09 UTC

For someone who got a job at NASA, that furry sure is a dumb cunt

2018-08-23 00:40:14 UTC

Hickam didn't want her to get in trouble and was trying to warn her about it. He's now trying to get her a better job than her original internship.

2018-08-23 00:42:05 UTC

the problem with social media

2018-08-23 00:42:12 UTC

another reason for people to stop using it

2018-08-23 00:42:45 UTC

The problem with idiots not realizing the importance of separating your dumb internet bullshit from your identity and employment.

2018-08-23 00:51:40 UTC

I still don't think social media should be used againt them though

2018-08-23 00:51:45 UTC

it's retarded

2018-08-23 01:07:40 UTC

He's trying to get her a better job than her original? Jesus, he really is trying to suck her dick

2018-08-23 01:39:15 UTC

*xir dick

2018-08-23 01:54:00 UTC

oh im sorry

2018-08-23 02:06:04 UTC

Xur?

2018-08-23 02:07:33 UTC

i hate the r/ videos tim puts out. i've never reddited and never will. i don't like to be babysit and i think someone steering a conversation is beyond retarded.

2018-08-23 02:43:42 UTC

reddit is dumb

2018-08-23 03:04:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482022301634789396/FB_IMG_1534989849054.jpg

2018-08-23 03:11:04 UTC

โ€œSome other raceโ€ the fuck are THOSE

2018-08-23 03:11:21 UTC

Sugondese

2018-08-23 03:15:51 UTC

Martian.

2018-08-23 03:15:59 UTC

Reploid.

2018-08-23 03:16:06 UTC

Andalite.

2018-08-23 03:21:56 UTC

Tims

2018-08-23 03:24:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482027261176840192/unknown.png

2018-08-23 03:24:17 UTC

THIS IS BULLSUGAR

2018-08-23 03:24:20 UTC

THEY'RE USING THE HORSES WRONG

2018-08-23 03:24:25 UTC

YOU GOTTA USE JETSKIS

2018-08-23 03:25:40 UTC

That would be nice. Because if the sharks attack they'll be busy with the horses so you can escape.

2018-08-23 03:38:44 UTC

Horses would probably kill the shark with a kick. lol

2018-08-23 03:38:54 UTC

A single clop on the nose

2018-08-23 03:41:32 UTC

Gud

2018-08-23 03:42:57 UTC

Sharks are actually one of horses' natural predators

2018-08-23 04:30:16 UTC

Just like how seagulls are one of sharks' natural predators

2018-08-23 04:30:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482043977688809492/image0.jpg

2018-08-23 04:32:10 UTC

Only a fool would have a single poop sock

2018-08-23 04:32:58 UTC

You need a minimum of 8

2018-08-23 04:34:36 UTC

Trust me

2018-08-23 04:48:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482048398602665984/Blank_d8b0b60dde2b618ab41e5c9950113409.png

2018-08-23 04:49:22 UTC

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2018-08-23 04:53:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482049660576333824/tumblr_nf3necacIy1sqbbypo1_500.gif

2018-08-23 05:00:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482051409433460739/image1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482051410163138569/image0.jpg

2018-08-23 05:01:31 UTC

Here is that "South Africa Farming Simulator" meme:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482051741437919232/zn1lavaz3ir01.png

2018-08-23 05:01:54 UTC

Here is a painting depicting British soldiers on the left vs Boer soldiers (whose descendants would be the modern white south africans) on the right.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482051839282642944/boer_war_skirmish.png

2018-08-23 05:02:16 UTC

During the boer war.

2018-08-23 05:15:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482055248958193674/1450830977.png

2018-08-23 05:15:34 UTC

Japanese fish markets are so fuckin cool. o:

2018-08-23 05:15:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482055315517341696/japanese_fish_market_01.jpg

2018-08-23 05:15:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482055352364302336/japanese_fish_market_03.jpg

2018-08-23 05:16:31 UTC

Even their fish markets are clean

2018-08-23 05:16:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482055524591075336/Snip20150819_5.png

2018-08-23 05:17:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482055676151988225/japanese_fish_market_06.jpg

2018-08-23 05:17:11 UTC

Top tier old ladies

2018-08-23 05:17:22 UTC

Look at em

2018-08-23 05:18:16 UTC

Why cant our fishmarkets look like that

2018-08-23 05:18:32 UTC

We don't industrialize in this manner.

2018-08-23 05:18:35 UTC

We just import.

2018-08-23 05:18:43 UTC

There's no.. furnace of this energy.

2018-08-23 05:18:46 UTC

We just borrow energy.

2018-08-23 05:18:58 UTC

So it'll never be the same.

2018-08-23 05:19:05 UTC

I really hate how much we outsource everything.

2018-08-23 05:19:12 UTC

And own nothing except entertainment.

2018-08-23 05:20:30 UTC

You seen Saint Young Men as well scribble?

2018-08-23 05:20:35 UTC

Non.

2018-08-23 05:23:27 UTC

Probably one of the best gag manga Ive read.

2018-08-23 05:23:45 UTC

Jesus, I need to read Cromartie again. Problem is the names not easy to remember

2018-08-23 05:25:20 UTC

There was that one part in the manga when they wanted to know that guy's lackey's name

2018-08-23 05:25:27 UTC

Cause whole time they only called him lackey

2018-08-23 05:25:34 UTC

i keep forgetting how good the dub for cromartie high was

2018-08-23 05:25:53 UTC

But whenever he was gonna mention his name, something silly would happen

2018-08-23 05:26:11 UTC

Or someone would interrupt it and it got silly to the point when he was going to say his name a meteorite hit the school

2018-08-23 05:26:22 UTC

One of my favorite characters ever is in Cromartie.

2018-08-23 05:26:52 UTC
2018-08-23 05:27:02 UTC

I empathize with him so greatly.

2018-08-23 05:28:19 UTC

Jesus, go read the manga, is fucking great

2018-08-23 05:28:56 UTC

It's hard though.

2018-08-23 05:29:04 UTC

Finding a good site for it.

2018-08-23 05:29:14 UTC

Good point.

2018-08-23 05:29:25 UTC

To be honest, most of those manga sites are pretty shit as well.

2018-08-23 05:29:28 UTC

Those ads...

2018-08-23 05:30:34 UTC

Well I have adblock so.

2018-08-23 05:31:15 UTC

Same, but I think they slow down your connection if you disable them. I keep getting disconnections

2018-08-23 05:37:38 UTC

Ah who gives a turkey.

2018-08-23 06:44:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482077704850505728/tropical_06.jpg

2018-08-23 06:58:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482081140635860992/photo_-_tree_climbing_broad.jpg

2018-08-23 08:11:07 UTC

Love this guy.

2018-08-23 08:24:42 UTC

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2018-08-23 08:25:12 UTC

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2018-08-23 08:25:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482103156273184768/south_park.png

2018-08-23 10:36:28 UTC

I am so heartened that this SJW shit is finally turning around.

2018-08-23 10:36:37 UTC

I have a very good memory.

2018-08-23 10:36:46 UTC

The way they're responding to that girl?

2018-08-23 10:36:49 UTC

People were scared to do that.

2018-08-23 10:36:59 UTC

It would've only been people who agreed with her.

2018-08-23 10:37:17 UTC

And there would've been one meek, reasonable person. A la a James Damore, telling her she probably shouldn't do that

2018-08-23 10:37:26 UTC

And then EVERYONE WOULD DOGPILE THEM and blackball them if possible.

2018-08-23 10:37:36 UTC

And it wouldn't. Fucking. Stop.

2018-08-23 10:37:41 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2018-08-23 10:37:45 UTC

Praise Gamergate.

2018-08-23 10:37:53 UTC

Praise the 2016 election results.

2018-08-23 10:38:21 UTC

Now everyone can tell this person to fuck off.

2018-08-23 10:38:34 UTC

Which, really, is the way it should've been handled at all times.

2018-08-23 10:38:43 UTC

Talk about race, get your shit pushed back into your butt.

2018-08-23 10:39:02 UTC

It's a good sign.

2018-08-23 10:39:04 UTC

Theme of Shit Being Pushed Back Into Your Butt: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6iQrQ7_UXc&feature=youtu.be&t=3m2s>

2018-08-23 10:39:20 UTC

Did you guys read this thread.?

2018-08-23 10:40:30 UTC

...What an excellent demonstration how shitty twitter is. lol

2018-08-23 10:40:33 UTC

For long and meaningful posts

2018-08-23 10:40:42 UTC

"WAIT GUYS HOLD ON. GOTTA BREAK THIS INTO 16 TWEETS"

2018-08-23 10:40:47 UTC

Fuuuuuck.

2018-08-23 10:40:51 UTC

Twitter why are you so bad.

2018-08-23 10:41:39 UTC

But yeah that guy's spiel is great.

2018-08-23 10:41:46 UTC

Yeah, It's a long one. But this guy isn't a nobody and is willing to put his head above the parapet.

2018-08-23 10:41:47 UTC

He's a pinchable babyboi

2018-08-23 10:42:29 UTC

I like his use of 'tolerant' rather then 'left' or 'liberal'

2018-08-23 10:42:49 UTC

Wouldn't matter their politics.

2018-08-23 10:43:05 UTC

Tolerance is one of the most condescending terms.

2018-08-23 10:43:10 UTC

It's like..

2018-08-23 10:43:13 UTC

Alcohol tolerance.

2018-08-23 10:43:25 UTC

You're sturdy DESPITE how shitty an effect it should be having.

2018-08-23 10:43:35 UTC

It EXCLAIMS that the alcohol is a bad thing for your body.

2018-08-23 10:43:47 UTC

So being tolerant of a people, means you fucking shit on their heads.

2018-08-23 10:43:55 UTC

A big spiral log of poop on their noggins.

2018-08-23 10:44:18 UTC

"Omg I'm like... SOOOOOO much betterrr?"

2018-08-23 10:44:28 UTC

"Loik... what they dooooo? Without meeee?"

2018-08-23 10:44:31 UTC

"Shyeah."

2018-08-23 10:44:38 UTC

That is one way to look at it and a good way to appile it sometimes but certainly not a stead fast rule I would use for it.

2018-08-23 10:44:50 UTC

Ah phooey to you I say

2018-08-23 10:44:54 UTC

Sorry

2018-08-23 10:44:56 UTC

That was uncalled for

2018-08-23 10:45:16 UTC

I've had worse.

2018-08-23 10:45:22 UTC

๐Ÿ˜จ

2018-08-23 10:45:24 UTC

You liar!!

2018-08-23 10:46:12 UTC

OK, yeah. that one cut pretty deep. But I think I'll live.

2018-08-23 10:46:31 UTC

VICTORY IS MINE.

2018-08-23 10:48:31 UTC

I don't think you should throw 'being tolerant' under the bus. A big problem we have are people that no longer accept people being tolerant of them, now they must be accepted.

2018-08-23 10:49:26 UTC

And it's even being pushed to 'if you don't participate' your a bigot. Let's not lose nuance.

2018-08-23 10:50:13 UTC

'if you don't want to suck a womans dick, you're a transphobe.'

2018-08-23 10:54:48 UTC

Tolerance is for a bad smell.

2018-08-23 10:54:55 UTC

Understanding is what you want.

2018-08-23 10:55:34 UTC

Understanding thunder is way different from tolerating thunder.

2018-08-23 10:55:43 UTC

Cats tolerate thunder. By hiding under chairs when they hear it.

2018-08-23 10:56:04 UTC

Humans know thunder is clouds bashing into each other to create crazy ass sky friction that communicates with the ground.

2018-08-23 10:57:41 UTC

So you have kids who react the exact same way as cats.

2018-08-23 10:57:47 UTC

But we didn't hind under chairs before we knew what it was. some people know what it is yet still hind under chairs.

2018-08-23 10:57:51 UTC

But after a little while, kids won't do that.

2018-08-23 10:57:56 UTC

Cats will ALWAYS hide under chairs.

2018-08-23 10:57:59 UTC

Tolerance sucks.

2018-08-23 10:58:20 UTC

```But we didn't hind under chairs```
I have seen little girls who'd quake pathetically

2018-08-23 10:58:28 UTC

Despite them acting nothing like that normally.

2018-08-23 10:58:51 UTC

And my expression next to them seeing it for the first time:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/482141669219631115/1510291014069.jpg

2018-08-23 10:59:05 UTC

Just a visual "Eyughh.."

2018-08-23 10:59:08 UTC

"Really."

2018-08-23 11:00:18 UTC

Yeah. I've seen the same. They understand what it is, Know full well it's not going to hurt them but can't get over it.

2018-08-23 11:02:08 UTC

She looks unimpressed.

2018-08-23 11:02:59 UTC

Like... "Really? You are going to claim tolerance after beating a guy up for his opinions?"

2018-08-23 11:03:53 UTC

I am scared of spiders. Have been since I was a kid. I used to be paralysed by them if they were in the house. I'm tolerant to the fact that they are in my house now, and leave them alone as long as they don't run across my floor. I tolerate living with them. But if they try to share my space they get squished.

2018-08-23 11:04:23 UTC

Did you know there is always a spider within 3 feet of you at all times?

2018-08-23 11:04:27 UTC

That is how many there is in this world.

2018-08-23 11:04:39 UTC

Yep.

2018-08-23 11:04:50 UTC

I am surprised how people who are scared of spiders are able to function.

2018-08-23 11:05:18 UTC

It's not easy.

2018-08-23 11:05:36 UTC

Put you get over it coz they are fucking everywhere.

2018-08-23 11:06:13 UTC

I woke up last night with a spider on my nose.

2018-08-23 11:06:16 UTC

I stared at it and it stared at me.

2018-08-23 11:06:23 UTC

Then I blew it off my nose onto the floor.

2018-08-23 11:06:34 UTC

Shut up mate. I wouldn't sleep.

2018-08-23 11:06:52 UTC

It was harmless as long as I don't try to kill it.

2018-08-23 11:07:01 UTC

Most spiders are more scared of you than you are of it.

2018-08-23 11:07:10 UTC

I know.

2018-08-23 11:07:16 UTC

Only a few spiders are spartacus.

2018-08-23 11:07:19 UTC

>.>

2018-08-23 11:08:26 UTC

I fact is they have no respect for personal space. If you woke up and there was a person on your nose ,I think you'd be well within your right to punch them in the face.

2018-08-23 11:10:10 UTC
2018-08-23 11:11:23 UTC

Not watching that. But thanks anyway. They have started spider season early this year, so have had a few jumps already year. I don't need to feed my fear.

2018-08-23 11:11:42 UTC

Only time you don't have to worry about spiders is during winter.

2018-08-23 11:11:43 UTC

>.>

2018-08-23 11:13:47 UTC

That's why I love winter. That and the chance of getting snow.

2018-08-23 11:13:55 UTC

Spiders aren't after us though.

2018-08-23 11:14:20 UTC

Spiders you can rely on to pick a spot where other intruders will fall into and be killed.

2018-08-23 11:14:33 UTC

Roaches are the most despised for a reason.

2018-08-23 11:14:38 UTC

I tornado it's after you either.

2018-08-23 11:14:41 UTC

Roaches do nothing helpful.

2018-08-23 11:14:49 UTC

There's no indication you're about to see a roach.

2018-08-23 11:14:54 UTC

Spiders + Tornado = Better than sharknado!

2018-08-23 11:15:22 UTC

Ever had a roach fall onto your face as you're sleeping?

2018-08-23 11:15:25 UTC

**I have.**

2018-08-23 11:15:26 UTC

Spidernado!

2018-08-23 11:15:37 UTC

Yes and when they find that place I leave them. But when all those spots are taken you end up with new ones coming in and running around looking a for home.

2018-08-23 11:16:01 UTC

I have a spider on my front porch, that hangs out in its web.

2018-08-23 11:16:04 UTC

I named him bob.

2018-08-23 11:16:07 UTC

Bob kills flies.

2018-08-23 11:16:14 UTC

Had to kill two biggens last night and one got away.

2018-08-23 11:16:51 UTC

Oh the one that got away is plotting his revenge.

2018-08-23 11:16:53 UTC

Mwha ha ha ha.

2018-08-23 11:17:03 UTC

You killed his best friend and his girlfriend.

2018-08-23 11:17:11 UTC

Now he will have his revenge! His name is Sparta!

2018-08-23 11:17:20 UTC

๐Ÿคข

2018-08-23 11:17:32 UTC

You absolute cornball.

2018-08-23 11:18:28 UTC

Quick question. Why is everyone either pedophiles of sexual abusers? I just noticed a trend happening now.

2018-08-23 11:18:43 UTC

Wh-wh-huh?

2018-08-23 11:18:51 UTC

The best one my big brother got me with was 'You know when you see those 'dead' spiders? Well they're not dead, thats just it's shead skin, they're just bigger somewhere else.'

2018-08-23 11:18:52 UTC

Okay before continuing that thought, please watch this clip:

2018-08-23 11:19:05 UTC

Several made disturbing comments about Pedophiles.

2018-08-23 11:19:14 UTC

Then many are being accused of sexual abusing others.

2018-08-23 11:19:19 UTC

Watch the clip.

2018-08-23 11:19:22 UTC

Or so help me.

2018-08-23 11:20:01 UTC

There's a "you can never be too careful" mindset that sort of permeates around everything

2018-08-23 11:20:15 UTC

And when it comes to child safety, never being too careful means assuming everyone might molest.

2018-08-23 11:20:21 UTC

It's a poisonous thought that gets encouraged.

2018-08-23 11:20:26 UTC

You can CERTAINLY be too careful about ANYTHING

2018-08-23 11:20:36 UTC

Everything in moderation, god fucking dammit.

2018-08-23 11:21:18 UTC

The sad thing, he is right.

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