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2018-03-10 19:57:46 UTC

Yeah, but then you get cries of, "oh you your answer to guns is more guns?!"

2018-03-10 19:57:48 UTC

well thats the status quo

2018-03-10 19:59:01 UTC

the large majority of the people are driven by emotion in debate
So facts and logic don't work on them, only the moral highground has value to them

2018-03-10 20:03:49 UTC

Still, i'll dub it 7D-chess if this series of events will come to pass

Mass Shooting
Media blames 2nd Amendment/Reps/Trump
Trump blames video games
Media defends video games
Issue becomes a non-issue
Media reports devestating victory against trump in war on video games
Everyone forgot the original issue

2018-03-10 20:05:13 UTC

To be fair, you don't need a particularly keen forethought to see that series of events happening. lol

2018-03-10 20:05:42 UTC

*WHY CAN'T I ENGLISH TODAY.*

2018-03-10 20:06:28 UTC

i know, but thats the genius of it, that they're so self-absorbed that they will actually believe it themselves

2018-03-10 20:08:14 UTC

I can see that. lol

2018-03-10 20:08:25 UTC

Well if they think that just because someone has a gun it means theyโ€™ll kill people they should accept that just because someone has a violent video game theyโ€™ll kill people too unless itโ€™s illogical or something. ๐Ÿค”

2018-03-10 20:09:46 UTC

> *rape plant*

2018-03-10 20:10:04 UTC

Probably where rape seed comes from.

2018-03-10 20:12:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422124567176151050/image.png

2018-03-10 20:12:25 UTC

Angiosperms?

2018-03-10 20:12:43 UTC

I swear this whole plant is made up of sexual terms.

2018-03-10 20:12:53 UTC

if those are edible, you can tell people "I eat Rape for breakfast"

2018-03-10 20:13:13 UTC

It is edible.

2018-03-10 20:13:22 UTC

*sees "Diet program" in 1 message above*

2018-03-10 20:13:26 UTC

Itโ€™s used to make vegetable oil.

2018-03-10 20:13:34 UTC

so vegans are pro-rape?

2018-03-10 20:14:08 UTC

"Eat rape erryday."

2018-03-10 20:14:32 UTC

"You'll be most healthy, if you get your daily dose of rape in"

2018-03-10 20:15:00 UTC

"Get some rape, it's good for your body."

2018-03-10 20:15:40 UTC

"100-reasons Rape is good for you"

2018-03-10 20:15:55 UTC

**LMAO**

2018-03-10 20:16:00 UTC

this crude hilarity writes itself

2018-03-10 20:16:26 UTC

this is why comedy must be protected at all costs

2018-03-10 20:16:40 UTC

Ten reasons why raping men isnโ€™t actually rape.

2018-03-10 20:16:42 UTC

"Top 10 benefits of rape."

2018-03-10 20:16:58 UTC

Number six will surprise you.

2018-03-10 20:17:20 UTC

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

2018-03-10 20:17:47 UTC

now we're getting into the health-website clickbait formats

2018-03-10 20:17:51 UTC

"Number 7 is good for your sex life."

2018-03-10 20:19:23 UTC

its a good thing i'm not a billionaire

2018-03-10 20:20:23 UTC

i'd donate a billion dollars worth crates of that plant to africa just so the media will be forced to report "Billion dollars worth of Rape sent to african children"

2018-03-10 20:21:28 UTC

LOL

2018-03-10 20:21:51 UTC

Amazing.

2018-03-10 20:21:57 UTC

wait better headline "African children recieve billion dollars of rape from western billionaire"

2018-03-10 20:22:36 UTC

African children being used for rape harvest.

2018-03-10 20:23:18 UTC

"African children now exposed to billion dollars worth of rape."

2018-03-10 20:23:44 UTC

I have a good one.

2018-03-10 20:23:55 UTC

African children exploited for rape.

2018-03-10 20:24:01 UTC

hmm that gives me an idea i should send to the swedish government ๐Ÿค”

if they buy millions of that plant and send it to like Portugal, Portugal becomes the new rape country of europe

2018-03-10 20:24:34 UTC

Sweden has pretty high production of rape.

2018-03-10 20:26:04 UTC

its amazing though how crazy you can make things by using really awkward terms for normal things

like how chickens are also known as Cocks

2018-03-10 20:27:49 UTC

Or fags.

2018-03-10 20:28:16 UTC

Smoker sentenced to pick up fags after discarding butts.

2018-03-10 20:28:25 UTC

huehueeee

2018-03-10 20:28:49 UTC

Have you seen boobies?

2018-03-10 20:28:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422128737090535425/boobies.jpg

2018-03-10 20:29:11 UTC

Also tits.

2018-03-10 20:29:36 UTC

i was already looking for that

2018-03-10 20:29:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422128945731731467/Tufted-Titmouse-with-peanut.png

2018-03-10 20:29:45 UTC

heres a nice pair of tits

2018-03-10 20:30:34 UTC

I wonder if this shitposting channel will ever get weird enough to warrant an episode on Timcast

2018-03-10 20:30:51 UTC

I think he forgot this discord exists.

2018-03-10 20:31:13 UTC

he does tend to never be around

2018-03-10 20:31:39 UTC

Saving the world takes a lot of time.

2018-03-11 00:39:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422191841732198400/unknown.png

2018-03-11 00:39:57 UTC

I take it all back. Ban the guns. Ban trucks, too. Burn the constitution.

2018-03-11 00:41:06 UTC

...

2018-03-11 00:41:13 UTC

Does that make that gun a Sexual Assault Weapon?

2018-03-11 01:11:56 UTC

guys...

2018-03-11 01:12:06 UTC

XD LOL!!!

2018-03-11 01:32:04 UTC

Weapons of a true patriarchy

2018-03-11 03:13:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422230594156494854/image.jpg

2018-03-11 03:13:54 UTC

The memes write themselves. They are wearing armbands now.

2018-03-11 05:47:36 UTC

sentient satan worshipping animals

2018-03-11 06:36:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422281634625355780/JPEG_20180311_003614.jpg

2018-03-11 06:36:54 UTC

Well damn, I didn't have to jump on a counter for it.

2018-03-11 06:49:47 UTC

It sucks.

2018-03-11 08:21:20 UTC

I'm gonna bring some crude posters so that when the local elementary school kids do the walkout I can call the teachers out

2018-03-11 08:21:33 UTC

It's great because I work right next to an elementary school

2018-03-11 09:10:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422320280640290817/image_1.png

2018-03-11 09:10:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422320336705683456/20180310_211253.png

2018-03-11 09:11:04 UTC

I mean, you are technically touching one...

2018-03-11 09:11:06 UTC

Isn't that gay?

2018-03-11 09:57:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422332259270524928/1460172133670.jpg

2018-03-11 21:50:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422511766912630784/horseshow.png

2018-03-11 23:53:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422542680094932993/cedelinguisticterritory.jpg

2018-03-12 03:05:52 UTC

Looks like they don't want white people around.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422591027816300544/1520821546785.png

2018-03-12 03:13:33 UTC

"No."

2018-03-12 06:24:56 UTC

Not enough people saying fuckoff is what caused all this in the first place.

2018-03-12 06:30:06 UTC

^

2018-03-12 07:17:34 UTC

Id say being the president is already presidential.

2018-03-12 07:35:22 UTC

I want uber to go out of business. That would eliminate all white men in their offices.

2018-03-12 08:20:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/422670141533192193/DXv0l--VAAAAr3K.jpg

2018-03-12 08:21:09 UTC

That... is fake right?

2018-03-12 08:21:26 UTC

that's the best part

2018-03-12 08:21:32 UTC

it could be

2018-03-12 08:59:27 UTC

Yeah, it's parody.

2018-03-12 08:59:37 UTC

'Papa Johnathan's Mercenaries'.

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