you and bro accidentally bump into each other

oh no!

items all mixed up!

I thought there'd be more finesse to it

leave

complain you didnt buy these things

both get free

To the jaywalking gulag!

I didn't see shopping going this way. I thought it was all going to be RFID chips. I think they just made things to complicated.

Why even risk the bag swap if you can get a prepaid Visa ?

Seems like a burner card would be way safer

Shit is there any Amazon stores near me 🤔

Only reason I even shop online is to avoid the social interaction

>put RFID chips on everything
>shopper uses material that blocks RFID
>freeshit4days

any automated system is going to be turbo exploited

>not using RFID blocking wallets anyways

how many groceries can you fit in a wallet?

but yes, you should be using some sort of RFID blocking material already so you dont get scanned and scammed

block the scanner with your wallet

More discreet

Get an RFID r/w and change prices

https://media.giphy.com/media/RyXVu4ZW454IM/giphy.gif

like people went to the self checkout shit and told the machine they were just buying pounds of onions and shit

Does that shit still work

theres no way around theft from automated systems

I cant imagine why it wouldnt, on some level

Wouldn't LP be watching self checkouts?

I can see the reason why Amazon would want to try to innovate and would be willing to invest money developing new methods of shopping. That's kind of how they got to be a trillion dollar company.

sure, this is just a misstep

>move to Seattle
>eat free
>be able to afford rent because of it

ez

wew

And I don't see any reason why with sufficiently advanced technology this couldn't be made to work at least as well as a traditional human staffed store. The technology might not exist now, but this is the process of developing it.

>leave anyway because it's a shithole

And all retail stores expect a certain percentage of shrinkage anyway.

I know some chronic shoplifters

But they're dumb and steal in stupid ways

Only shoplifters I ever knew were the most obvious scumbags ever.

>be good enough to somehow hit the same place all the time
>never steal anything worth stealing
reee

burner card still neds your ID

which means it will work once or twice before you get denied access

🤔

bumping into someone only works a couple times too

burner card is best for a big buy tho

how do you know any of this

but depending on the cost you will get arrested for it

He did it

It's theft under $1000 in Seattle right?

duno

i didnt steal anything legally tho, I did pay for everything

we used tow accounts

and I took the other accounts bag

emily filled a bag

then I went in and took her bag

she got charged for the items

Isn't it just a grocery store?

its a bodega

like 300 sq feet maybe

maybe smaller

150

I imagine if they sold DSLRs and shit it'd be a huge problem

thats grand theft tho

theyd report u right away

bUt TiM yOu WoUlDn'T hAvE tO sTeAl iF wE liVeD uNdEr ComMuNiSm, mUh eViL CaPiTaLiSm

I imagine it's only a matter of time before someone finds an exploit they can reproduce consistently

that's true about anything

you would have to steal under communism

or u starve

in capitalism even our homeless are overweight

Why steal when you can sell your parents out to the state and become a general

That's more from shit diets though

no no no

The Viktor Reznov diet

foiled by facts again. Damn alt right and their offensive data

if you have the caloric intake to become overweight youre doing better than 99% of the world

insert vegan propaganda here

fun factoid

beef makes me vomit

I dont eat it

🇫

Am 3 fat

Any reason or just the taste?

it tastes great

i love buergs

burgers

Something something korean genetics joke

but 45 minutes after ill barf

koreans eat cow

🤔

I eat mostly chicken

🤔

Meat allergy?

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

I'm the exact same with the chicken burgers from the pizza place down the road, I need to find out what that meat really is

I prefer chicken honestly

pork is fine, chicken is fine, fish is fine

Someone put this on the Tim Pool Wikipedia page

The public needs to know

:^)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6136563/Four-UFOs-spotted-flying-presidents-Scottish-golf-course.html SPACE FORCE NOW

why is this the only photo of tim on his wiki pagehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Ferguson_Day_7%2C_Picture_12.png

this is like five years old now

Tim pls

What's that old Pol thread?

I love the "this guy has a wikipedia page?!" comments all the time from people

its like "if I havent heard of them they arent notable!"

Lmao

4 years to be exact

if they're not inside my circle-jerk bubble then they don't exist

Antwan Fantwan gets fucked by Wikipedia all the time

"Remove the page for the Indian Cricket Team *now.* My cousin Eric has no clue that they even play cricket."

How do I use Wikipedia

I was going to do it as a shitpost but I'm too retarded to edit it in

🤔

I wanted to search wikipedia for Tim Pool

I wrote Pim Tool -.- not even joking

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

F

True fact: the Pim Tool is a tool developed in Australia in 1965 to open cans from long-range

Why?

I think the NFL decided they don't like money.

Just open before you out it there

Wikipedia said this wasn't a valid source, I'm probably IP banned now.

ree

Apparently imgur fucking hates Tim

I just posted it there to cite on Wikipedia

And it got spammed with downvotes and kids posting doctor who gifs about how they don't care

e d g y

yeah

Guess they don't like actual journalism

:^)

I'm feeling a strong 10 on this trans-

-ition let me know what you think, did you love it? Did you hate it? Tim Pool
Forever

Tim looks like a proud boi in that pic

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/809/494/620.gif

His neck is shiny holy shit

Ikr

Btw brianna wu lost her bid for congress lmao

🤔

Kids See Ghosts more like

Imgur is full of leftists, ofc they'll hate an alt-righter like Tim

@Vigil tbh anyone who watches cricket should know the indian team.

Hhonestly Tim is so fucking hardcore Nazi fascist he's pretty much the worst, I hate Tim so much

I miss the Knife

It was such a great website

Wonder why it shut down

>patreon rank
You're joke doesn't work now unless you claim dramatic-irony

@DOGASS what more do I do? Should I say Tim's a white supremacist?

Or maybe he's hitler

>taking comedy advice from me
You're doing it wrong

I like the video where he advocates exterminating filthy half-breed biracials.

Your race is your race. If you're 'italian' and you don't bleed pasta sauce, you're not getting a turnicate

🤔

I believe since they're devout catholics, Italians bleed wine

i'd drink it

tastes like mountain dew, doritos and autism

Dr Pepe IS the chemicalsinthhewaterthat turns the friggin frogs gay

No it didn't

It was one chemical from the plant making them transsexual

ACTUAL transsexual though, they were able to procreate after

You either die a Futurama or live long enough to see yourself become a [the] Simpsons

Wonder how much EA will charge for the loot boxes for this stream

>kotaku

Wait- EA is running GoFundMe campaign? Company with revenue of over 5 billions starts GoFundMe?

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

https://www.businessinsider.com/ea-donating-1-million-to-jacksonville-shooting-victims-2018-8

thas nice :)

I have seen companies do GoFunMe matching programs. The Companies promise to give as much as the general public does

I got an email for it

I still dont trust EA

Good

They're a shit company

They will prob take a cut if i know them

Dunno, for me GoFundMe was always a place where you can help people who need help and they dont have good financial situation in life. When i see multi billion companies trying to use same platform i just cringe. But hey- everyone doing what they want with their money.

The matchined started before GoFundMes

Where can I e-beg most efficiently

And does it help to play opression Olympics

Opression Olympics is key in E-Beging

I am [20 buzzwords] give money for Nintendo Switch

Btw jermy vid covering a privacy bill in AUS

Everything I hear about Australia and Australia lite is negative

I need to start a gofundme i need a new pc

Why do people like it so much

Well the privacy bill in AUS could fuck us over also

https://youtu.be/KVV4qsZ_jGE

Including dat article 13 uk bill

Article 13 and forced backdoors?

Well the AUS bill is diff from article 13

Whens the UK coming out with it's internet porn ban?

oi u have a loisense fo dat fap material m8 ?

https://media.giphy.com/media/11mXCPDSakN7Pi/giphy.gif

hey dogass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA_PMQmj3Wo

Remember when Smithers was black

https://www.politicalite.com/ukip/ukip-to-considering-offering-tommy-robinson-party-membership/

🤔

I am an equaltarian who has a heavy focus on personal responciblity

So you're jordan peterson

what a nazi

shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame! shame!

Let me show you a full moon

I agree with Jordan Peterson on a slim majority of things only but I don’t think he’s a nazi. Damn sjws have to alienate possible lefties

I know right

I remember when SOPA PIPA and CISPA were going on

"equalitarian"

Equalist

🤔

And there were folk from europe going "HAHA, FUCK YOU BURGERCLAPS; SERVES YOU RIGHT"

Well well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ZYpawbAP4

I never watched that

I thought he meant egalitarian

@Matt-Kill723 thats looks like a soi boi not a why pipl

wypipo

That ^

White people b crazy y'all

@Scribblehatch im gonna assume your gender and say your black

I'm newt.

Oh fuck i misgendered you mods pls dont ban me

I like 4:3 more than 16:9

It's easier to look at

https://youtu.be/lDQR5Tw79ds?t=32s

News still hasn't mentioned anything about the censorship

@Deleted User Fairly certain they're currently sliding it into effect under our noses

Which one is a better meme from Spotify

I'm rank 25 already

wew lad I need a hobby

oh man

Clean your room

What's the meme here

https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2018%2F09%2Fcolin-kaepernick-nike-just-do-it-campaign-1.jpg?q=75&w=800&cbr=1&fit=max

Why are people burning shoes and hwat not

nfl kneeling man givent this promotion

kek

angry peple who don't like kneeling football lad burn nikes

much circlejerknig

I dont need to burn my nike i havent bought any

same

Smart ^