I know some chronic shoplifters

But they're dumb and steal in stupid ways

Only shoplifters I ever knew were the most obvious scumbags ever.

>be good enough to somehow hit the same place all the time
>never steal anything worth stealing
reee

burner card still neds your ID

which means it will work once or twice before you get denied access

🤔

bumping into someone only works a couple times too

burner card is best for a big buy tho

how do you know any of this

but depending on the cost you will get arrested for it

He did it

It's theft under $1000 in Seattle right?

duno

i didnt steal anything legally tho, I did pay for everything

we used tow accounts

and I took the other accounts bag

emily filled a bag

then I went in and took her bag

she got charged for the items

Isn't it just a grocery store?

its a bodega

like 300 sq feet maybe

maybe smaller

150

I imagine if they sold DSLRs and shit it'd be a huge problem

thats grand theft tho

theyd report u right away

bUt TiM yOu WoUlDn'T hAvE tO sTeAl iF wE liVeD uNdEr ComMuNiSm, mUh eViL CaPiTaLiSm

I imagine it's only a matter of time before someone finds an exploit they can reproduce consistently

that's true about anything

you would have to steal under communism

or u starve

in capitalism even our homeless are overweight

Why steal when you can sell your parents out to the state and become a general

That's more from shit diets though

no no no

The Viktor Reznov diet

foiled by facts again. Damn alt right and their offensive data

if you have the caloric intake to become overweight youre doing better than 99% of the world

insert vegan propaganda here