they get promised wealth and shit

Liberalism by itself is fine, it's just when naivete combines with liberalism that we get problems

they do like thtat muslim cock

or the severe need to prove racist nazi reeeeeee right wingers wrong

The world is not a garden of flowers

that muslims arent vile subhumans in the middle east

>promptly gets gang raped/used as sex slaves
>then gets beaten/stoned to death or beheaded

>put up on liveleak

>at least i wasnt a racist heh

lol it's on liveleak? brb

Well, not all of them are, the groups these idiots go to join are definitely sub human tho

🙄

what about the similar story of the guy from germany ?

who was made into a sex slave ...

KEK

hey now

that aint very islamic now is it

Oh wait really?

as absurd as it is

yes really

Didn't even know

wait no actually i take that back

Oof

FRINGE MINORITY

pakis fuck boys all the time

NOTHING TO SEE HERE MOVE ALONG

by making them dress as little girls

Brb

exam

oy, did you see the ISIS propaganda videos?

they are really well made

sorry my dudes im now isis 😎

dab on haters

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/overweight-german-man-who-joined-isis-says-they-used-him-as-sex-slave/

great video quality and editing, all of that

the more you think about it

the sadder it becomes

>he has the body and girth of a western white woman
>he jiggles like one too
>let's use him as a sex slave in the name of allah

kek

and yes they did make him dress up and sound like marylin monroe

You say that like you were expecting ISIS to do something better with those whom they regard as infidels

```“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.```

he should be put in jail for life

I wouldn't trust somebody that decided to join ISIS to run free

he wanted to become an isis militant, but instead he was a bootycall

```
“Once, I must’ve sucked at least twenty dicks and got sodomized by maybe 40 guys in the same day after a major ISIS victory,” he recalled in horror.

“At first my anus bled a lot, but with time, I guess my body just got used to it,” he added.
```

fuckin lol

first it's tragedy

then it's a farce

```
“They forced me to dress up with wigs, lipstick, and makeup all the time. One of the commanders had a fetish for Marilyn Monroe and would even make me watch movies of her so I would talk like her,” he told reporters.

“They kept feeding me and feeding me, one soldier told me they wanted my breast to get bigger by overfeeding me,” he recalled in tears.

“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.
```

isis dindu nuffin

they just want some love tbh

😩

why in the fuck would anyone think this would be a good idea?

Oh ill join the people who view me as a subhuman and theyll respect me

lonely bored people?

cuz white lefties that are hell bent on proving to "RACIST RIGHT WING NAZI DRUMFPIES" that muslims are good ppl

its like a billionare walking into an antifa protest screaming fuck capitalism

wait lmao

that's a satire news site

```
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
```

@ʇooNʇooN it aint a real site lol

it's like the onion

or babylon bee

LOOOOOL

i knew no man was that retarded

except that liberal couple that went to turkmenistan

or somethign stan

then got isis'd by the local isis group

I became suspicious at the marilyn monroe part

kek i knew that shit was too good to be true

@Blackhawk342 satire site

meh

dont worry tho fam

the women that go to join isis

Doesnt change the fact that there are people who do this willingly

are 100% real however

fuck i found my new favorite site lmao

better than babylon bee or the onion

Oy

Marilyn Monroe kinda looks like Bebe Rexha

Veh

That looks more real than the last 10 things CNN posted

that's kind of worrying tbqh

satire is as believeable as the crap in the mainstream

#peakPoe

Worrying because they were right on 11 according to what I said?

😱

Or 11 looks real

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 kek yeah

Poor kid

this one subreddit called r/nottheonion basically shows articles that seem like satire but are real kek

like the one above from babylon bee

but that's satire

but also would be real in a real antifa protest to be honest

antifa wouldnt be caught dead without their ski mask in mommy's honda odyssey

People with the fluffy hair on top and no hair on the side irritate me

It's a stupid hair choice

i think that's called the undercut

standard euro soccer player hair choice

usa fuccboi hair choice

etc etc

same difference

soccer players are fuccbois

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

They all disgust me

women seem to like them i guess

i wanna go all bald tbh

especially aftr seeing that skullshaver ad during the superbowl

😩

well you can ...

I'm a real chad I didn't watch the super bowl

it's just that you'll have to put more effort into staying bald

my main thing was like hmm if i shave everything off cuz i hate maintaining my hair/combing/gel or whtatever

#baldIsBold

But I asked for the day off to watch it

then the hair will still keep growing and ill have to keep shaving and shaving my head

but this skull shaver thing is mad convenient

cuz u can just do it dry

And then I just watched gintama all day

buddhist monks do it everyday

and they're pretty cool

well they dont have Skull Shaver Pitbull

they even know kung pow

😎

👏

or whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZhobWhXJbc

then i youtubed bunch of reviews for it

and theyre all good af

pitbull version

bald eagle version

etc

meanwhile

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6685595/Saudi-Arabia-boy-six-beheaded-taxi-driver-screaming-mother-fought-save-him.html

this is what i mean when i say subhuman

https://themuslimvibe.com/muslim-current-affairs-news/middle-east/6-year-old-child-murdered-in-alleged-hate-crime-in-medina-saudi-arabia

https://youtu.be/Lv1FE88JVps

is that Sabaton?

isnt he amazing?

he's beautiful

is that a zelda

no

@acarson carson my noggin u gotta watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWjC_mrucY4

i seen this like yesterday

pffft fine

"here is your fucking tariffs" his sword means

😂

@acarson reminds me of
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/polands-president-wants-fort-trump-military-base-to-deter-russia

thats old too

😩

i seen that lol

😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩

Look at the echo chamber.

https://www.facebook.com/Republicansareidiots1/photos/a.670759076279294/2379670072054844/?type=3&theater

Hell.... from the comments, they act like snobby as elitists.

lel

Nice

So edgy

My mom gave me a special cream loool

I wish this was real

Ba na na na na na... neo.... ba na na na na na na na.... sporin

Why on the palm though

what a terd

God VBA is garbage

VESDII!!!!! ❤

hi

nothing says fearsome anarchist like "my mom helped me"

Hey owo

Lol

I come to complain about a programming language

Why the fuck is VBA so trash REEEEEEEEEE

https://archive.fo/FRGhi

cuz its basic 😉

daily reminder archive.fo is the best

so is webarchive

both have the "unwilling to work" version of the green new deal archived

before aoc and her gang of lying communists

started claiming right wingers are spreading fake bills around

then claimed it's a real bill but that was the draft edition

then claimed it was two separate ones

then back to lying it was a fake one

then said ok we corrected it

and now back to saying fake bill!!!!

😂

the internet is forever socialists

No more cow farts

`>run bovineFlatulenceBad.py`

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

lmao twitter's ripping aoc's guy that's covering for it

WHO btw was tagged as author of the bill that he claims is fake

hahahaha

My boy stalin!!!

The guy that went on Tucker?

twitter as in jack dorsey or twitter as in posters on twitter

Was last night resolved?

Cody arguing?

Yes

Wow how'd i guess

I wasn't even there

Lmao

He was arguing this morning

Resorting to "you're a lost cause"

Yep

@dobatag as in twitter the corp, or twitter as in the people posting there?

Heyo

@Ottobon ppl

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/02/07/ocasio-cortez-u-s-is-native-land-for-all-latinos/

```
All Latinos have a race-based right to migrate to the United States, Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Thursday.
“We have to have … respect for the right of human mobility,” Ocasio-Cortez told a press conference on Capitol Hill.

She continued, “It is a right. We are standing on native land, and Latino people are descendants of native people. We cannot be told and criminalized simply for our identity or our status.”
```

kek

video in the article

Spanish people can enter the US 😛

Lol

What's the difference between Hispanic and latino

nothing

in fact

I'm tired of the voter suppression narrative getting pushed it really does cloud the issue.

Latino's are derrived from Latin, which is Chirstian/roman

meaning that christians have a birthright to the US according to Cortez 😉

remember when we use to lock up our crazies and not vote them into positions where they are to act as our representatives?

no?

All Canadians have a race-based right to migrate to the United States, Democratic Rep. Yathy said Thursday.
“We have to have … respect for the right of human mobility,” Yathy told a press conference on Capitol Hill.

She continued, “It is a right. We are standing on native land, and Canadian people are descendants of native people. We cannot be told and criminalized simply for our dentity or our status.”

Just parodying it

we all come from star stuff so, when can we start jettisoning people into the sun?

Hispanics are the artificial race created by mixing Spanish and Portugese enthic lines with First Nation Tribes and some black slave stock.... So They don't have a "Natural Right " to anything... They are opressing the Central and South American First Nation Tribes

Yeah

goyim

Hispanics are SPANISH people

people in spain are hispanic

The Hispanics oppressed natives since 1521

Cortez was the guy who started it

The term Hispanic (Spanish: hispano or hispánico) broadly refers to the people, nations, and cultures that have a historical link to the Spanish language or the country of Spain, depending on the context.

Forgot his first name

Hispanics are sexist, because it's HIS panics, as in she's not allowed to panic smh

just like history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUp9pCtn2BY

Imagine if she changed her last name since hernan cortez oppressed natives

That would be funny

this server lacks emotes

^

We have 8

even gw emotes can't be used, smh

@Dr.Wol No, The Spanish are not Hispanic, I have been in Spain. We call the former colonies in the New World Hispanic. Spain is for the Spanish.

@Ranko <:NPC:500042527231967262> <:TimThink:482277772497125378> <:timcat:463067464016855040> <:beanie:463084349642899468>

```I have been in Spain```

this is not a position of knowledge