this one subreddit called r/nottheonion basically shows articles that seem like satire but are real kek

like the one above from babylon bee

but that's satire

but also would be real in a real antifa protest to be honest

antifa wouldnt be caught dead without their ski mask in mommy's honda odyssey

People with the fluffy hair on top and no hair on the side irritate me

It's a stupid hair choice

i think that's called the undercut

standard euro soccer player hair choice

usa fuccboi hair choice

etc etc

same difference

soccer players are fuccbois

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They all disgust me

women seem to like them i guess

i wanna go all bald tbh

especially aftr seeing that skullshaver ad during the superbowl

😩

well you can ...

I'm a real chad I didn't watch the super bowl

it's just that you'll have to put more effort into staying bald

my main thing was like hmm if i shave everything off cuz i hate maintaining my hair/combing/gel or whtatever

#baldIsBold

But I asked for the day off to watch it

then the hair will still keep growing and ill have to keep shaving and shaving my head

but this skull shaver thing is mad convenient

cuz u can just do it dry

And then I just watched gintama all day

buddhist monks do it everyday

and they're pretty cool

well they dont have Skull Shaver Pitbull

they even know kung pow

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👏

or whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZhobWhXJbc

then i youtubed bunch of reviews for it

and theyre all good af

pitbull version