Message from @dobatag
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then it's a farce
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“They forced me to dress up with wigs, lipstick, and makeup all the time. One of the commanders had a fetish for Marilyn Monroe and would even make me watch movies of her so I would talk like her,” he told reporters.
“They kept feeding me and feeding me, one soldier told me they wanted my breast to get bigger by overfeeding me,” he recalled in tears.
“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.
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isis dindu nuffin
they just want some love tbh
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why in the fuck would anyone think this would be a good idea?
Oh ill join the people who view me as a subhuman and theyll respect me
lonely bored people?
cuz white lefties that are hell bent on proving to "RACIST RIGHT WING NAZI DRUMFPIES" that muslims are good ppl
its like a billionare walking into an antifa protest screaming fuck capitalism
wait lmao
that's a satire news site
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World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
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it's like the onion
or babylon bee
LOOOOOL
i knew no man was that retarded
except that liberal couple that went to turkmenistan
or somethign stan
I became suspicious at the marilyn monroe part
kek i knew that shit was too good to be true
@Blackhawk342 satire site
meh
dont worry tho fam
the women that go to join isis
Doesnt change the fact that there are people who do this willingly
are 100% real however
fuck i found my new favorite site lmao
better than babylon bee or the onion
Oy
Marilyn Monroe kinda looks like Bebe Rexha
Veh
That looks more real than the last 10 things CNN posted
that's kind of worrying tbqh
satire is as believeable as the crap in the mainstream
#peakPoe
Worrying because they were right on 11 according to what I said?
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