Message from @dobatag
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dab on haters
great video quality and editing, all of that
the more you think about it
the sadder it becomes
>he has the body and girth of a western white woman
>he jiggles like one too
>let's use him as a sex slave in the name of allah
kek
and yes they did make him dress up and sound like marylin monroe
You say that like you were expecting ISIS to do something better with those whom they regard as infidels
```“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.```
he should be put in jail for life
I wouldn't trust somebody that decided to join ISIS to run free
he wanted to become an isis militant, but instead he was a bootycall
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“Once, I must’ve sucked at least twenty dicks and got sodomized by maybe 40 guys in the same day after a major ISIS victory,” he recalled in horror.
“At first my anus bled a lot, but with time, I guess my body just got used to it,” he added.
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fuckin lol
first it's tragedy
then it's a farce
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“They forced me to dress up with wigs, lipstick, and makeup all the time. One of the commanders had a fetish for Marilyn Monroe and would even make me watch movies of her so I would talk like her,” he told reporters.
“They kept feeding me and feeding me, one soldier told me they wanted my breast to get bigger by overfeeding me,” he recalled in tears.
“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.
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isis dindu nuffin
😩
why in the fuck would anyone think this would be a good idea?
Oh ill join the people who view me as a subhuman and theyll respect me
lonely bored people?
cuz white lefties that are hell bent on proving to "RACIST RIGHT WING NAZI DRUMFPIES" that muslims are good ppl
its like a billionare walking into an antifa protest screaming fuck capitalism
wait lmao
that's a satire news site
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it's like the onion
or babylon bee
LOOOOOL
i knew no man was that retarded
except that liberal couple that went to turkmenistan
or somethign stan
then got isis'd by the local isis group
I became suspicious at the marilyn monroe part
kek i knew that shit was too good to be true
@Blackhawk342 satire site