Message from @dobatag

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2019-02-11 17:36:37 UTC  

>he has the body and girth of a western white woman
>he jiggles like one too
>let's use him as a sex slave in the name of allah

2019-02-11 17:36:38 UTC  

kek

2019-02-11 17:36:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/544572509383557150/voting_software_2x.png

2019-02-11 17:36:44 UTC  

and yes they did make him dress up and sound like marylin monroe

2019-02-11 17:36:57 UTC  

You say that like you were expecting ISIS to do something better with those whom they regard as infidels

2019-02-11 17:36:57 UTC  

```“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.```

2019-02-11 17:37:12 UTC  

he should be put in jail for life

2019-02-11 17:37:27 UTC  

I wouldn't trust somebody that decided to join ISIS to run free

2019-02-11 17:37:40 UTC  

he wanted to become an isis militant, but instead he was a bootycall

2019-02-11 17:37:43 UTC  

```
“Once, I must’ve sucked at least twenty dicks and got sodomized by maybe 40 guys in the same day after a major ISIS victory,” he recalled in horror.

“At first my anus bled a lot, but with time, I guess my body just got used to it,” he added.
```

2019-02-11 17:37:48 UTC  

fuckin lol

2019-02-11 17:38:03 UTC  

first it's tragedy

2019-02-11 17:38:07 UTC  

then it's a farce

2019-02-11 17:38:11 UTC  

```
“They forced me to dress up with wigs, lipstick, and makeup all the time. One of the commanders had a fetish for Marilyn Monroe and would even make me watch movies of her so I would talk like her,” he told reporters.

“They kept feeding me and feeding me, one soldier told me they wanted my breast to get bigger by overfeeding me,” he recalled in tears.

“I had to curl my hair, shave my breasts, my armpits and legs and wear lipstick for the high commanders. Some didn’t even want sex and just liked to cuddle with me all night long,” he remembers in agony.
```

2019-02-11 17:38:16 UTC  

isis dindu nuffin

2019-02-11 17:38:20 UTC  

they just want some love tbh

2019-02-11 17:38:26 UTC  

😩

2019-02-11 17:38:26 UTC  

why in the fuck would anyone think this would be a good idea?

2019-02-11 17:38:39 UTC  

Oh ill join the people who view me as a subhuman and theyll respect me

2019-02-11 17:38:39 UTC  

lonely bored people?

2019-02-11 17:38:51 UTC  

cuz white lefties that are hell bent on proving to "RACIST RIGHT WING NAZI DRUMFPIES" that muslims are good ppl

2019-02-11 17:39:06 UTC  

its like a billionare walking into an antifa protest screaming fuck capitalism

2019-02-11 17:39:23 UTC  

wait lmao

2019-02-11 17:39:26 UTC  

that's a satire news site

2019-02-11 17:39:33 UTC  

```
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
```

2019-02-11 17:39:45 UTC  

@ʇooNʇooN it aint a real site lol

2019-02-11 17:39:48 UTC  

it's like the onion

2019-02-11 17:39:50 UTC  

or babylon bee

2019-02-11 17:39:50 UTC  

LOOOOOL

2019-02-11 17:40:00 UTC  

i knew no man was that retarded

2019-02-11 17:40:19 UTC  

except that liberal couple that went to turkmenistan

2019-02-11 17:40:21 UTC  

or somethign stan

2019-02-11 17:40:28 UTC  

then got isis'd by the local isis group

2019-02-11 17:40:35 UTC  

I became suspicious at the marilyn monroe part

2019-02-11 17:40:43 UTC  

kek i knew that shit was too good to be true

2019-02-11 17:40:49 UTC  

@Blackhawk342 satire site

2019-02-11 17:41:01 UTC  

meh

2019-02-11 17:41:11 UTC  

dont worry tho fam

2019-02-11 17:41:15 UTC  

the women that go to join isis

2019-02-11 17:41:18 UTC  

Doesnt change the fact that there are people who do this willingly

2019-02-11 17:41:19 UTC  

are 100% real however