Message from @Khanclansith

Discord ID: 544573988257660949


2019-02-11 17:39:33 UTC  

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World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
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2019-02-11 17:39:45 UTC  

@ʇooNʇooN it aint a real site lol

2019-02-11 17:39:48 UTC  

it's like the onion

2019-02-11 17:39:50 UTC  

or babylon bee

2019-02-11 17:39:50 UTC  

LOOOOOL

2019-02-11 17:40:00 UTC  

i knew no man was that retarded

2019-02-11 17:40:19 UTC  

except that liberal couple that went to turkmenistan

2019-02-11 17:40:21 UTC  

or somethign stan

2019-02-11 17:40:28 UTC  

then got isis'd by the local isis group

2019-02-11 17:40:35 UTC  

I became suspicious at the marilyn monroe part

2019-02-11 17:40:43 UTC  

kek i knew that shit was too good to be true

2019-02-11 17:40:49 UTC  

@Blackhawk342 satire site

2019-02-11 17:41:01 UTC  

meh

2019-02-11 17:41:11 UTC  

dont worry tho fam

2019-02-11 17:41:15 UTC  

the women that go to join isis

2019-02-11 17:41:18 UTC  

Doesnt change the fact that there are people who do this willingly

2019-02-11 17:41:19 UTC  

are 100% real however

2019-02-11 17:41:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/544573786406780930/Screen_Shot_2019-02-11_at_12.41.40_PM.png

2019-02-11 17:41:54 UTC  

fuck i found my new favorite site lmao

2019-02-11 17:42:00 UTC  

better than babylon bee or the onion

2019-02-11 17:42:36 UTC  

Oy

2019-02-11 17:42:52 UTC  

Marilyn Monroe kinda looks like Bebe Rexha

2019-02-11 17:42:53 UTC  

Veh

2019-02-11 17:43:00 UTC  

That looks more real than the last 10 things CNN posted

2019-02-11 17:43:13 UTC  

that's kind of worrying tbqh

2019-02-11 17:43:32 UTC  

satire is as believeable as the crap in the mainstream

2019-02-11 17:43:37 UTC  

#peakPoe

2019-02-11 17:43:50 UTC  

Worrying because they were right on 11 according to what I said?

2019-02-11 17:43:55 UTC  

😱

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/544574319582511114/Screen_Shot_2019-02-11_at_12.43.44_PM.png

2019-02-11 17:43:59 UTC  

Or 11 looks real

2019-02-11 17:44:06 UTC  
2019-02-11 17:44:35 UTC  

Poor kid

2019-02-11 17:44:40 UTC  

this one subreddit called r/nottheonion basically shows articles that seem like satire but are real kek

2019-02-11 17:44:47 UTC  

like the one above from babylon bee

2019-02-11 17:44:51 UTC  

but that's satire

2019-02-11 17:45:02 UTC  

but also would be real in a real antifa protest to be honest

2019-02-11 17:45:20 UTC  

antifa wouldnt be caught dead without their ski mask in mommy's honda odyssey

2019-02-11 17:45:31 UTC  

People with the fluffy hair on top and no hair on the side irritate me

2019-02-11 17:45:43 UTC  

It's a stupid hair choice

2019-02-11 17:45:47 UTC  

i think that's called the undercut

2019-02-11 17:45:56 UTC  

standard euro soccer player hair choice