Join their faction?

Become their friends, so that you're the next one that gets pulled ahead

I believe there are problems in riot

Imo

Plenty programers are autists

the problem she experienced is that they are nerds

and nerds suck at dealing with women

With spagheti in their pockets

true, Beta males are a nightmare

You need to anticipate that when wanting to work there

some just can't talk to them, others see them as "inferiors", others might act normal

Or make your own company

and others think that "acting super nice" will get them a date,

And then get vengeful when you say no 😛

yep

But notice that kotaku is atacking principle of meritocracy

like, i was friends with mostly nerds in school. i was the only one who could talk to girls without effort

Somebody send this article to sargon

and i felt so bad for them

I have a feeling its right down his aley

because htey were nice guys, but they just could not get their feet out of their mouths

50% of "nerd" cases is also how they present themselves, not just talking

Yep

mhm

but a greasy guy, with one of those bowl-haircuts, and a worn/pulled shirt and big glasses

is not gonna be appealing

i once had a bowl cut and have glasses

😵

got rid of the bowl cut once i felt i had a say in my hair style

and wouldn't get beat

😄

You should get laser eyes to get rid of those glasses

now i have long hair and look like a metal head

Well i suspect there will be lots of videos about this article

On yt soon

I've thought about it

speaking of laser eye surgery

I recommend Galactic Empire death-star lasers

They'll make you see everything clearly for the rest of your life 😉

but i don't need giant glasses so its not bad

don't have coke-bottle glasses

knew someone who did

oof

Joke


you

but he was dick so it was fine

Why is that oof

Those are pretty stylish

@Dr.Wol was not responding to you so the joke was not even on radar

Thicker glasses can be more expensive

@Dr.Wol I think I have cancer

Dr

I can fix that for you

just mail me all your money

They were supposed to chop of my tiny penis but never did

I think that’s where the cancer is

Cause it hurts my pee pee to pee

you're pregnant

Next Patient!

Shit

How do I do a diy abortion

Congrats

Who's the mother?

lots of drugs

I am the mother

Sexist

Extreme Drugs, paired with a Cactusobotomy

What’s an extreme drug

Could like

Meth work

are you also the father?

HCL

Meth is not qualified as an Extreme Drug

No my dad is

Pretty extreme

Shit

damn it, you found a response i was not expecting

Yes

and i assume neither was him

I wasn’t expecting to wake up and find him there either

But magic happens

And boom I need an abortion

Extreme Drugs are the stuff Hollywood was on when they thought the story for The Last Jedi, was any good

So cocaine

guess again

One day your dad is in your butt and the next day you're praggerts

Praggert

I like that

Crocodile

Damn son I remember that drug

Supersonic Marijuana for one

at this rate, this whole chat should move to shitposting

I'm not on the toilet, its not time for my shitposting

There is no rate it went from zero

To 5009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

oh god, not that one again

AM I Pregante

5009: the highest number ever

yes

5009, THATS OVER 9000!!!

So high

What is best time to sex to be come preg-nart?

actual

During the full moon

actual sex is the best way to get preg-nart

How do gay people become pregant

bellybuttons

Any girls needing to be preggers , I can offer my services

Do they stick their peen into the bellybutton

Smugglypuff needs help Contro

And sorry @Rabbi Shekels I need to be able to see the dick

I forgot my microscope

@OofYeetEye i dont think you need a microscope , i think it’s just your old age

I’m only 17 wigga

Don’t worry i offer services to the blind also

Everyone knows you get pragrant from butt sex

another shivangi?

Surprize buttsecks

I got that good SuperSonic vision and even with the good vision I can’t see such a small object

"Do they stick their peen into the bellybutton"

that's tommy wiseau's special move

In china Tu Yung is just a name

Damn looks like I’m pregnant times 8 @Dan V

Hue

Congrats on the octuplets

Thank you

I’m gonna hang the weak

time to send another one the way of the shivangi

But let the strong eat my body so they may gain more strength

hang? don't hang, do a fight to the death

Like a tarantula

The Circle of Life

Battle royale

Baby fights to the death

Just like the Lion King

give them LIGMA

fortnite

winner gets your body

Yes

A doctor should not be prescribing LIGMA

I like when girls perform LIGMA on me ~__^

Would you like to see what they’ll be eating?

It’s my face

Oh dang I can’t share pics never mind

shitposting works afaik

I don’t think they can perform ligma on those that are neutered

@OofYeetEye your cuk class you have to lurk moar

I’m sorry can you speak Spanglish please

El Faggot-ó

Yes

Lmao

Thank you

I don't speak Mexican

you don't speak Poor people?

I don’t speak heroin

I don't associate with riff-raff

Aye papa

Papi

That Vee video “Digital Excomunication” fuck thats scary shit

Alex Jones is about to become Alex Darkweb

More like Alex DarkWEEB

He lives long enough to become the villain

Nailed it

Nailed ur mum

jokes on you! she's got a penis!

<:Histcited:390756989413883914>

I'll take it

His penis absorbed hers

He has a mega peen

your moves are weak!

ur mom gay

touché

No u

ur dad lesbian

Ur CIS Tranny!

Your granny a tranny

Your ancestry full of incestry

I mean, you're not super wrong

Which would explain a lot

Is it me or is @OofYeetEye a troll ?

Juan is 17

not much difference, i know

Oh ok 👌

XD same shit

I’m about to be 18 this month so once that happens I’ll be normal

I’ll be an adult

Pffft lmao

I’m not a troll I don’t live under a bridge

And I don’t have hair that sticks up

thats how society works though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Mkl_sbCZI

JEEEEESUS christ Jeremy's left eye.

If violence were a thing that we healed fully from with potions and shit, violence would be awesome.

I would think violence is a great way to solve problems

"Hey man I had to use a POTION. C'mon man.."

Violence is a great answer

Why can’t we have a national purge

"Yo dude you were talkin SHIT. Use your goddamn potions"

But when blood vessels burst and cause a red left eye. Fuck offffffff.

I would get a gun that shoots used heroin needles for the purge

thats brilliant, you could kidnap someone, keep them in your basement and beat them up every day and heal them after and you can torture them forever without them dying

Every image I've seen of this turbo douche he's dressed like a princess or has a similar shirt as that one.

This is such surface level "I'm a good guy"

And people fall for this?

Yeet yeet

It reminds me of how when Kirby games were sold in america they had to turn him into a serial killer to prevent him from looking gay.

He looks like he has a Russian or Slavic accent with that pose

@Scribblehatch yeah im watching now holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVVG4FCq7w

Kind is GAY you guys.

So serial kill bikers to prove you're not gay.

And it never hurts that Tony Jay narrates.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1027266105797238791

Jeremy is using steven crowder’s lawyer wow !

I literally just heard that part.

That makes me happy.

Good boi Crowder.

Lol same

You're a strange animal.

At least.

That's what I know.

His lawyer seems good

What I like about Crowder's lawyer

Is that he's not just GOOD AT LAWYERING

It's that he's also brave.

He doesn't just say "Don't do that, it's safer that way"

According to Crowder he's the "That will be tough. -- And here's what we do, when we do it." type

That's a GOOD lawyer.

Yeah in house counsel is useful

I still miss Sven.

WHO?

computer

Sven

**WHO?**

Scen u fuk

Sven computer, beepbeep

Reeeeeee

YOU'RE ALL MUMBLING

spoiled millenials generation!

I've had enough mumbling for one day.

Let's mumble no more!

Beep beep what do you expect beep beep?

(I miss that boi too)

Boop beep does not compute

I feel sorry for sven those sxsw meetings he crashed

Takes balls

although i find Crowder a hack and boring, i do respect his and his crews balls

By going out there for reals,

And that one time Sven Computer pretended to be a trans-computer at that convention

I think his 'change my mind' series is good.

@Dr.Wol yeah same but i like some of his stuff , hates that he interrupts people all the fucking time

@RyeNorth agree

I don't think he's all that good at debating. He's no shapiro.

Shapiro is a good debater

My fav jew

Larry David is another jew i like