Message from @OofYeetEye

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2018-08-08 18:01:39 UTC  

but a greasy guy, with one of those bowl-haircuts, and a worn/pulled shirt and big glasses

2018-08-08 18:01:41 UTC  

is not gonna be appealing

2018-08-08 18:02:02 UTC  

i once had a bowl cut and have glasses

2018-08-08 18:02:11 UTC  

😵

2018-08-08 18:02:18 UTC  

got rid of the bowl cut once i felt i had a say in my hair style

2018-08-08 18:02:22 UTC  

and wouldn't get beat

2018-08-08 18:02:26 UTC  

😄

2018-08-08 18:02:26 UTC  

You should get laser eyes to get rid of those glasses

2018-08-08 18:02:35 UTC  

now i have long hair and look like a metal head

2018-08-08 18:03:45 UTC  

Well i suspect there will be lots of videos about this article

2018-08-08 18:03:51 UTC  

On yt soon

2018-08-08 18:04:14 UTC  

I've thought about it

2018-08-08 18:04:23 UTC  

speaking of laser eye surgery

I recommend Galactic Empire death-star lasers

They'll make you see everything clearly for the rest of your life 😉

2018-08-08 18:04:42 UTC  

but i don't need giant glasses so its not bad

2018-08-08 18:04:56 UTC  

don't have coke-bottle glasses

2018-08-08 18:05:00 UTC  

knew someone who did

2018-08-08 18:05:01 UTC  

oof

2018-08-08 18:05:06 UTC  

Joke


you

2018-08-08 18:05:08 UTC  

but he was dick so it was fine

2018-08-08 18:05:15 UTC  

Why is that oof

2018-08-08 18:05:23 UTC  

Those are pretty stylish

2018-08-08 18:05:31 UTC  

@Dr.Wol was not responding to you so the joke was not even on radar

2018-08-08 18:05:32 UTC  

Thicker glasses can be more expensive

2018-08-08 18:05:35 UTC  

@Dr.Wol I think I have cancer

2018-08-08 18:05:38 UTC  

Dr

2018-08-08 18:05:44 UTC  

I can fix that for you

2018-08-08 18:05:48 UTC  

just mail me all your money

2018-08-08 18:05:58 UTC  

They were supposed to chop of my tiny penis but never did

2018-08-08 18:06:00 UTC  

I think that’s where the cancer is

2018-08-08 18:06:15 UTC  

Cause it hurts my pee pee to pee

2018-08-08 18:06:29 UTC  

you're pregnant

2018-08-08 18:06:31 UTC  

Next Patient!

2018-08-08 18:06:34 UTC  

Shit

2018-08-08 18:06:41 UTC  

How do I do a diy abortion

2018-08-08 18:06:42 UTC  

Congrats

2018-08-08 18:06:48 UTC  

Who's the mother?

2018-08-08 18:06:52 UTC  

lots of drugs

2018-08-08 18:06:57 UTC  

I am the mother

2018-08-08 18:07:08 UTC  

Sexist

2018-08-08 18:07:08 UTC  

Extreme Drugs, paired with a Cactusobotomy

2018-08-08 18:07:21 UTC  

What’s an extreme drug