Message from @OofYeetEye

Discord ID: 476813688033247247


2018-08-08 18:05:23 UTC  

Those are pretty stylish

2018-08-08 18:05:31 UTC  

@Dr.Wol was not responding to you so the joke was not even on radar

2018-08-08 18:05:32 UTC  

Thicker glasses can be more expensive

2018-08-08 18:05:35 UTC  

@Dr.Wol I think I have cancer

2018-08-08 18:05:38 UTC  

Dr

2018-08-08 18:05:44 UTC  

I can fix that for you

2018-08-08 18:05:48 UTC  

just mail me all your money

2018-08-08 18:05:58 UTC  

They were supposed to chop of my tiny penis but never did

2018-08-08 18:06:00 UTC  

I think that’s where the cancer is

2018-08-08 18:06:15 UTC  

Cause it hurts my pee pee to pee

2018-08-08 18:06:29 UTC  

you're pregnant

2018-08-08 18:06:31 UTC  

Next Patient!

2018-08-08 18:06:34 UTC  

Shit

2018-08-08 18:06:41 UTC  

How do I do a diy abortion

2018-08-08 18:06:42 UTC  

Congrats

2018-08-08 18:06:48 UTC  

Who's the mother?

2018-08-08 18:06:52 UTC  

lots of drugs

2018-08-08 18:06:57 UTC  

I am the mother

2018-08-08 18:07:08 UTC  

Sexist

2018-08-08 18:07:08 UTC  

Extreme Drugs, paired with a Cactusobotomy

2018-08-08 18:07:21 UTC  

What’s an extreme drug

2018-08-08 18:07:23 UTC  

Could like

2018-08-08 18:07:26 UTC  

Meth work

2018-08-08 18:07:26 UTC  

are you also the father?

2018-08-08 18:07:29 UTC  

HCL

2018-08-08 18:07:34 UTC  

Meth is not qualified as an Extreme Drug

2018-08-08 18:07:34 UTC  

No my dad is

2018-08-08 18:07:35 UTC  

Pretty extreme

2018-08-08 18:07:40 UTC  

Shit

2018-08-08 18:07:57 UTC  

damn it, you found a response i was not expecting

2018-08-08 18:08:04 UTC  

Yes

2018-08-08 18:08:09 UTC  

and i assume neither was him

2018-08-08 18:08:24 UTC  

I wasn’t expecting to wake up and find him there either

2018-08-08 18:08:28 UTC  

But magic happens

2018-08-08 18:08:34 UTC  

And boom I need an abortion

2018-08-08 18:08:39 UTC  

Extreme Drugs are the stuff Hollywood was on when they thought the story for The Last Jedi, was any good

2018-08-08 18:08:49 UTC  

So cocaine

2018-08-08 18:08:55 UTC  

guess again

2018-08-08 18:08:56 UTC  

One day your dad is in your butt and the next day you're praggerts

2018-08-08 18:09:04 UTC  

Praggert

2018-08-08 18:09:08 UTC  

I like that