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What do dad jokes and paper have in common?
They're both tear-ible
rip
I got it from school
btw love the nickname.
I bet you watch John Doyle, don't you?
*gasps*
How did you guess?
I sacrificed being the first person shown as online for this name
that is honourable.
anyway, back to dad jokes:
I searched dada jokes on google I'm never do that again
That actually made me facepalm ๐
Good job
My job is done
We're halfway there...
The pig looks good in a pink wig.
Guys I think we should give Biden a chance, He will help us a lot in stopping global warming by sniffing out the Co2
Fuck You
it would be better as elsa vader
But then the joke kinda gets lost, unless you can photoshop Darth Vader in the Salvadoran flag's colors with Elsa's hair....
ya true
Thatโs awesome i didnโt even think of that
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your "robbin hood" meme....
think you posted yesterday or something? I am late to the party ๐
Oh, lol!
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I dated a girl who was into boxing. She really connected with me
Or at least that's supposed to be the punchline
A frog walks into a bank and sits down to discuss a loan.
"Hi, my name is Patrica-Mack, what can I do for you?" says the bank employee.
"I wanted to get a loan" replies the frog, "but all I have for collateral is ths small novelty statue"
The employee goes to talk with the bank manager and explains the situation.
The manager replies "Thats a knick-knack, Patty-Mack. Give that frog a loan."
Smh
youlandonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer
thereisnospacebar
Why is 6 afraid of seven? Because 789! I know a classic
Or what happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots! Iโm starting to think Iโm already a dad at 14
@๐chillin So? Your mom was a mom at 14. And *your* dad was nowhere to be found!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
|| they lost two towers ||
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
|| the wheelchair ||
Aww. Iโm gonna say this to the person Iโm stalking!
But defeated the king and queen. We werenโt about to be their pawns.
Whats the similarity between a lesbian and a turtle
Dunno.
They both choke on plastic
Nope looks to me like the king of bullshit and queen of incarnation won just fine.
Pffft, oh come on. We all know one of them is just a very lucky pawn
Nah Harris has dirt on Joe or something
No luck involved.
Posted this on the FB. The Fact-checkers were shocked.
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Dude I heard today a coal mine was hit with an earthquake today. Luckily, nobody was injured.
||It was a miner inconvenience||
I have a fish that can breakdance
But it only last 20 seconds and only once
Why do Elephants paint their nails red ?
||so they can hide in cherry trees||
Why canโt you see Elephants in cherry trees. ||their disguise works. ||
Whatโs the most dangerous time in the jungle ?
||5pm when the Elephants come down from the cherry trees||
A Skunk a deer and a duck walk into a restaurant, They all sit down and have dinner. when it came time to pay . The Skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put it on the ducks bill...
@Zayga Iโm not sure you understand how and what a dad joke is.....
What do you call a bear without ears || b ||
Their just low class memes right?
Itโs kinda hard to define but they are usually just really corny jokes
And usually something youโd pull on a child
Isn't that just the definition of a dad joke?
If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue
I've written a series of books about the different levels of sound - there are quite a few volumes
That's... What he was defining..? Or maybe that was supposed to be a joke
A joke is a dad joke when it becomes apparent
A prime example
two peanuts were walking down the road. one got asalted
What happened to the other one?
He got crushed
Someone once told me they are dying to meet me in person after this pandemic is over. I told them Iโll say good words at their funeral while staying at lest 6 feet away from their casket
@[TDE] Smokie I won the no-bell prize as well! But I ended getting arrested for breaking and entering...
Why don't blind people skydive? .........Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye dogs!
Q: Why didn't 4 ask 5 out for a date?
A: Because he was 2ยฒ.
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Why is the man bald? ||because he doesnโt have hair||
like a belt ;-;
When your dad left you and you're now 'man of the house': <:dogekek:726878872607653918>
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
Why was six afraid of 7?
||Cause 7 was a registered six offender||
no, it's because 7 8 9
Ok, thats pretty good. Lmao.
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