I dated a girl who was into boxing. She really connected with me

Or at least that's supposed to be the punchline

A frog walks into a bank and sits down to discuss a loan.

"Hi, my name is Patrica-Mack, what can I do for you?" says the bank employee.

"I wanted to get a loan" replies the frog, "but all I have for collateral is ths small novelty statue"

The employee goes to talk with the bank manager and explains the situation.

The manager replies "Thats a knick-knack, Patty-Mack. Give that frog a loan."

Smh

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Why is 6 afraid of seven? Because 789! I know a classic

Or what happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots! I’m starting to think I’m already a dad at 14

@😐chillin So? Your mom was a mom at 14. And *your* dad was nowhere to be found!

Why are Americans bad chess players?
|| they lost two towers ||

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

|| the wheelchair ||

Aww. I’m gonna say this to the person I’m stalking!

But defeated the king and queen. We weren’t about to be their pawns.

Whats the similarity between a lesbian and a turtle

Dunno.

They both choke on plastic

Nope looks to me like the king of bullshit and queen of incarnation won just fine.

Pffft, oh come on. We all know one of them is just a very lucky pawn

Nah Harris has dirt on Joe or something

No luck involved.

Posted this on the FB. The Fact-checkers were shocked.

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Dude I heard today a coal mine was hit with an earthquake today. Luckily, nobody was injured.

||It was a miner inconvenience||

I have a fish that can breakdance

But it only last 20 seconds and only once

Why do Elephants paint their nails red ?
||so they can hide in cherry trees||

Why can’t you see Elephants in cherry trees. ||their disguise works. ||
What’s the most dangerous time in the jungle ?
||5pm when the Elephants come down from the cherry trees||

A Skunk a deer and a duck walk into a restaurant, They all sit down and have dinner. when it came time to pay . The Skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put it on the ducks bill...

@Zayga I’m not sure you understand how and what a dad joke is.....

What do you call a bear without ears || b ||

Their just low class memes right?

It’s kinda hard to define but they are usually just really corny jokes

And usually something you’d pull on a child