Why do Elephants paint their nails red ?
||so they can hide in cherry trees||

Why can’t you see Elephants in cherry trees. ||their disguise works. ||
What’s the most dangerous time in the jungle ?
||5pm when the Elephants come down from the cherry trees||

A Skunk a deer and a duck walk into a restaurant, They all sit down and have dinner. when it came time to pay . The Skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put it on the ducks bill...

@Zayga I’m not sure you understand how and what a dad joke is.....

What do you call a bear without ears || b ||

Their just low class memes right?

It’s kinda hard to define but they are usually just really corny jokes

And usually something you’d pull on a child

Isn't that just the definition of a dad joke?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1352331101067481094

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue

I've written a series of books about the different levels of sound - there are quite a few volumes

That's... What he was defining..? Or maybe that was supposed to be a joke

A joke is a dad joke when it becomes apparent

A prime example

two peanuts were walking down the road. one got asalted

What happened to the other one?

He got crushed

Someone once told me they are dying to meet me in person after this pandemic is over. I told them I’ll say good words at their funeral while staying at lest 6 feet away from their casket

@[TDE] Smokie I won the no-bell prize as well! But I ended getting arrested for breaking and entering...

Why don't blind people skydive? .........Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye dogs!

Q: Why didn't 4 ask 5 out for a date?

A: Because he was 2².

🤦‍♂️

Why is the man bald? ||because he doesn’t have hair||

like a belt ;-;

When your dad left you and you're now 'man of the house': <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why was six afraid of 7?

||Cause 7 was a registered six offender||

no, it's because 7 8 9

Ok, thats pretty good. Lmao.

I don’t get it. But I’m not multilingual so I guess that’s why! Lol