What do you call a divine fish? Holy Mackerel.
Gotta tell that one to my dad
No tell him to tell it to you
He doesn’t know it
Are you sure he’s your dad then?
Dna tested approved, he just never gave out a fishing pun ever. So I’m doubting he knows it
What fish can perform medical operations? A sturgeon.
Why is fishing such good business? The net profits.
Why did the students eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake
What do dad jokes and paper have in common? They're both tear-ible
rip
I got it from school
btw love the nickname. I bet you watch John Doyle, don't you?
*gasps* How did you guess?
I sacrificed being the first person shown as online for this name
that is honourable.
anyway, back to dad jokes:
I searched dada jokes on google I'm never do that again
That actually made me facepalm 😂
Good job
My job is done
We're halfway there...
The pig looks good in a pink wig.
Guys I think we should give Biden a chance, He will help us a lot in stopping global warming by sniffing out the Co2
Fuck You
it would be better as elsa vader
But then the joke kinda gets lost, unless you can photoshop Darth Vader in the Salvadoran flag's colors with Elsa's hair....
ya true
That’s awesome i didn’t even think of that
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your "robbin hood" meme....
think you posted yesterday or something? I am late to the party 🙂
Oh, lol!
