Message from @Mentrex

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2021-01-22 22:02:41 UTC  

If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue

2021-01-22 22:05:32 UTC  

I've written a series of books about the different levels of sound - there are quite a few volumes

2021-01-22 22:40:52 UTC  

That's... What he was defining..? Or maybe that was supposed to be a joke

2021-01-22 23:34:08 UTC  

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2021-01-23 00:04:52 UTC  

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2021-01-23 00:57:15 UTC  

A joke is a dad joke when it becomes apparent

2021-01-23 01:39:46 UTC  

A prime example

2021-01-23 02:23:10 UTC  

two peanuts were walking down the road. one got asalted

2021-01-23 02:39:55 UTC  

What happened to the other one?

2021-01-23 02:41:22 UTC  

He got crushed

2021-01-23 02:42:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/802367620900061214/20210120_095324.jpg

2021-01-23 02:45:48 UTC  

Someone once told me they are dying to meet me in person after this pandemic is over. I told them I’ll say good words at their funeral while staying at lest 6 feet away from their casket

2021-01-23 03:45:16 UTC  

@[TDE] Smokie I won the no-bell prize as well! But I ended getting arrested for breaking and entering...

2021-01-23 03:46:19 UTC  

Why don't blind people skydive? .........Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye dogs!

2021-01-23 06:08:26 UTC  

Q: Why didn't 4 ask 5 out for a date?

A: Because he was 2².

2021-01-23 06:23:55 UTC  

🤦‍♂️

2021-01-23 06:30:35 UTC  

Why is the man bald? ||because he doesn’t have hair||

2021-01-23 08:12:53 UTC  

like a belt ;-;

2021-01-23 08:14:38 UTC  

When your dad left you and you're now 'man of the house': <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2021-01-23 08:38:15 UTC  

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2021-01-23 15:40:07 UTC  

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

2021-01-23 16:35:10 UTC  

Why was six afraid of 7?

||Cause 7 was a registered six offender||

2021-01-23 16:46:49 UTC  

no, it's because 7 8 9

2021-01-23 18:02:18 UTC  

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2021-01-23 18:46:26 UTC  

Ok, thats pretty good. Lmao.

2021-01-23 18:48:16 UTC  

I don’t get it. But I’m not multilingual so I guess that’s why! Lol

2021-01-23 18:50:45 UTC  

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2021-01-23 18:58:51 UTC  

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2021-01-23 18:59:16 UTC  

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2021-01-23 21:09:41 UTC  

@Sorralix Pain is the French word for bread

2021-01-23 21:12:28 UTC  

Ah. My entire life makes sense now! Mother always said I was bread by my father.

2021-01-23 21:26:26 UTC  

Lingual is also a medical term for tongue

2021-01-23 22:03:37 UTC  

It derives from the Latin for language

2021-01-23 22:06:13 UTC  

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2021-01-23 23:35:30 UTC  

My grandfather: “How do you catch an elephant?”
Me: “I don’t know. How?”
Grandfather: “You dig a very deep hole; fill it with ash and line it with peanuts. When an elephant comes to take a peanut, you kick him in the ash-hole!”

2021-01-24 01:32:32 UTC  

This morning a hunter woke up and shot an elephant in his pajamas.

How the elephant got in his pajamas he just didn't know

2021-01-24 02:20:39 UTC  

My grandfather had a good one:

"What do you get when you remove the F from fair?"
"Air"
"Now what do you get when you remove the F from way?"

2021-01-24 03:19:46 UTC  

heh

2021-01-24 03:30:12 UTC  

Rom way?

2021-01-24 03:34:43 UTC  

You got me.