Message from @Mentrex
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If you're here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue
I've written a series of books about the different levels of sound - there are quite a few volumes
That's... What he was defining..? Or maybe that was supposed to be a joke
A joke is a dad joke when it becomes apparent
A prime example
two peanuts were walking down the road. one got asalted
What happened to the other one?
He got crushed
Someone once told me they are dying to meet me in person after this pandemic is over. I told them I’ll say good words at their funeral while staying at lest 6 feet away from their casket
@[TDE] Smokie I won the no-bell prize as well! But I ended getting arrested for breaking and entering...
Why don't blind people skydive? .........Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye dogs!
Q: Why didn't 4 ask 5 out for a date?
A: Because he was 2².
🤦♂️
Why is the man bald? ||because he doesn’t have hair||
like a belt ;-;
When your dad left you and you're now 'man of the house': <:dogekek:726878872607653918>
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
Why was six afraid of 7?
||Cause 7 was a registered six offender||
no, it's because 7 8 9
Ok, thats pretty good. Lmao.
I don’t get it. But I’m not multilingual so I guess that’s why! Lol
@Sorralix Pain is the French word for bread
Ah. My entire life makes sense now! Mother always said I was bread by my father.
Lingual is also a medical term for tongue
It derives from the Latin for language
My grandfather: “How do you catch an elephant?”
Me: “I don’t know. How?”
Grandfather: “You dig a very deep hole; fill it with ash and line it with peanuts. When an elephant comes to take a peanut, you kick him in the ash-hole!”
This morning a hunter woke up and shot an elephant in his pajamas.
How the elephant got in his pajamas he just didn't know
My grandfather had a good one:
"What do you get when you remove the F from fair?"
"Air"
"Now what do you get when you remove the F from way?"
heh
Rom way?
You got me.