I got it from school

btw love the nickname.
I bet you watch John Doyle, don't you?

*gasps*
How did you guess?

I sacrificed being the first person shown as online for this name

that is honourable.

anyway, back to dad jokes:

I searched dada jokes on google I'm never do that again

That actually made me facepalm 😂

Good job

My job is done

We're halfway there...

The pig looks good in a pink wig.

Guys I think we should give Biden a chance, He will help us a lot in stopping global warming by sniffing out the Co2

Fuck You

it would be better as elsa vader

But then the joke kinda gets lost, unless you can photoshop Darth Vader in the Salvadoran flag's colors with Elsa's hair....

ya true

That’s awesome i didn’t even think of that

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your "robbin hood" meme....

think you posted yesterday or something? I am late to the party 🙂

Oh, lol!

🙂

I dated a girl who was into boxing. She really connected with me

Or at least that's supposed to be the punchline

A frog walks into a bank and sits down to discuss a loan.

"Hi, my name is Patrica-Mack, what can I do for you?" says the bank employee.

"I wanted to get a loan" replies the frog, "but all I have for collateral is ths small novelty statue"

The employee goes to talk with the bank manager and explains the situation.

The manager replies "Thats a knick-knack, Patty-Mack. Give that frog a loan."

Smh

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Why is 6 afraid of seven? Because 789! I know a classic

Or what happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots! I’m starting to think I’m already a dad at 14

@😐chillin So? Your mom was a mom at 14. And *your* dad was nowhere to be found!