It’s the follow up to the Black Eyed Peas “Let’s Get Retarded”

I love how Ibai Llanos is the #1 Spanish-speaking eSports broadcaster... and he's also a non-PC son of a bitch.

Random dude = "Hey, why are you shouting so much?"
Ibai = "So you come to complain to my stream, to my house?" [calms down, "gives up", pauses] "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MOTHER! STUPID FUCK, DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THIS OR LOUDER!? Well, now let's continue with this video"

Just got Imperator Rome but my computer is a potato so it needs to update first

so why is he commenting on a German show?

@GutsherrAkrobat - On his own Twitch channel he tends to commentate either the gaming stuff of Spanish internet personalities or just random shit including TV shows, weird sports and more. For example, he says he unironically loves the World Chase Tag competitions.

hey

high level tag is amazing

For example, he once commented the finals of the Classic Tetris World Championship and made up that one of the finalists (California's Jonas Neubauer) was actually from Albacete 🇪🇸. The meme went so far that Jonas posted something about liking Albacete... and a few weeks ago Mr. Neubauer came to Albacete's comic/gaming convention invited by the city hall itself. 😂

Jonas Neubauer in 2018, he ended up going to Albacete in 2019. 😂

nice

this is what the Internet should do to humanity

Ibai, when doing his random streams, tends to make up that one of the competitors in his video is actually from Spain or has family in Spain (the Spanish call of Takeshi's Castle in the 80s and 90s did that too). Shit just escalated with Neubauer in the weirdest way possible.

the Polish do the same but unironically

for every major figure in history there is some half baked story about how they have at least a Polish Grandma or some shit

The lore of Spain's call of Takeshi's Castle (Humor Amarillo) is fucking deep. 😂

I haven't watched it in like 10 years and I still remember 5-10 made-up characters.

The main character was the "Chino Cudeiro" (Chinese Cudeiro), I know, hot start, already with racist shit since the show was Japanese. A man that is actually the son of some kind of fantasy Galician gigolo (that's why the surname is Cudeiro) that started a rather big family and a whole lot of them participated in the show at different points. They're all rather reckless and all "die" during the show to some quite funny obituaries.

FUNNY SEQUENCE
"Today we have a pair of brother and sister from the Cudeiro family, let's see how the sister does!"
[eats shit]
"OH NO, YOU'VE KILLED THE CUDEIRO SISTER"
[Sister Cudeiro, her brother will miss her dearly]
[a couple of participants later] "And now we have the brother of the recently deceased girl, we hope the fate of his loved one doesn't affect him"
[also eats shit]
"NOOO, TWO CUDEIROS HAVE DIED TODAY!"
[Brother Cudeiro, he doesn't miss her much anymore]

😂 😂 😂

I very rarely play online but when I do...

I'm on the RUF CTR3 drag car, other dude was on the chopper.

Why the fuck am I playing a clicker game in 2019?

Amazing,

https://youtu.be/U5XXhdBnjJk

**Descenders** update - I've unlocked most shit in like 12h.
+ I've unlocked all 9 main levels
+ I've completed Highlands-to-Peaks, Highlands-to-Volcano and Desert-to-Glacier runs

Only shit I haven't done:
- Completed all bonus levels (I'm on keyboard because the game hates my Nacon controller so a couple of them are almost impossible)
- Unlocked every piece of gear (that can take A LOT of time since it's random but at least you never get duplicates)

anyone else who plays xcom 2 here?

While I own all first 6 ToCA/Race Driver games, I gotta admit I'm not excited for this one. http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-05-21-codemasters-reveals-an-all-new-grid
Codemasters hasn't released an actual banger of a racing videogame in many years. All their recent efforts have lacked content or have had rather big unavoidable flaws.

The trailer seems to show us they have the following racing features:
· GTE/GTLM, GT4, classic supertouring (early-mid90s) plus TCR and classic muscle cars (those have only appeared in screenshots)
· Day-night transitions
· Plenty of damage

LOOK AT ALL THOSE REUSED ASSETS!!! http://youtu.be/4GW6fxjHv20 🤦🏻

Allow me to jump off a cliff.

which game? @druiz

An independent sports game.

It already has women (that don't affect the physical capabilities, it's just a different body and voice) and way too many weed references.

Weed references:
· There's a clothing company called Rasta.
· There's another one with a name that includes the number 42.
· And another one that puts "420%" in some places.

First thing she does after joining in. Change things to accommodate me.

So one of those "virtual youtubers" has played that one game from early on... except it got a PIRATED version.
http://youtu.be/9LiqSTVnkDU

If your in-game name in Descenders is "Descender" it's proof you don't actually own the game and are playing some pirated crap.

Me playing Rocket League (exaggerated car polo), 2v2 ranked (I like the post-season rewards, some look nice)
· We start losing 0-2 after like a minute
· We slowly make our way back, 2-2 with like 35 seconds remaining. 1 of our goals was a confusing own goal, accidental stuff.

Rocket League has like 2 rules overall:
· Timer only starts after any player hits the ball during the kickoff
· Once the timer hits 0:00, the game will end with either a goal or the ball touching the ground.

Back to the game I was playing:
· Timer hits 0:00 with the ball on the opposing backwall, we couldn't make a good play so I was mentally ready for overtime
· Opponent A hits the ball with its roof, ball goes into the air allowing the match to not end yet
· Opponent B somehow hits the ball, misses the backwall by a mile, scores and match ends
· All this while my teammate and I were doing some rather half-assed pressure, both of us probably had accepted overtime

The opposing pair had TWO very easy chances of letting the game go into overtime but they managed to keep the game alive and scored on themselves. I burst out laughing like a maniac.

The only Youtube account on Twitter to not be affected by the Pride bullshit? Yeah, you guessed it!

isnt youtube gaming dead anyways?

it is

the twitter account is now just your standard heres video game news

The whole idea of Youtube Gaming was a big mistake since there is NO NEED to split Youtube.

BTW, I might buy a FIFA game for the first time in TWELVE games.

FIFA 20 includes a 5-a-side mode and I gotta admit I'm quite the fan of futsal (the professional version of that type of soccer).

giving EA money kek

if they actually do that that may be fun tbh

last FIFA game I enjoyed was FIFA street which was kinda cringe but it was the closest thing to futsal at the time

It has been announced and it is 100% confirmed it will have some Street-esque mode.

http://youtu.be/9E4HMgh7ZsE

@GutsherrAkrobat - I never buy DLC but, yeah, it has been 12-13 years since I last bought a FIFA game.

Last EA games I've had per sport:
· FIFA 06
· NBA 2001
· Madden NFL 2004
· NHL 12
· Rugby 08
· skate 1, 2 & 3
· SSX (PS3)

Rugby 08 is still THE BEST rugby game of all time, which is really sad. Same goes for the EA skate games and skateboarding.

All/most devs are full-blown socialists, boss. Gamers are probably "center-right" on average though. http://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1138871105798754306

Anyone here keen on WW1/2 naval combat?

I've played WOWS for a few year and it's a pretty good game with a lot more depth than appears at first.

It's also free. Anyway, if anyone wants some advice on how to play or has questions about it, please message me. Here's a link.
https://warships.us/synpax

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/1143499771593674753

So the fangame Pokemon Iberia has created quite the controversy...

The game is based mostly about 🇪🇸, making fun at current events, controversies, stereotypes and so on. It's almost like the gaming version of that old "American Pie" song.

The alt-left is extremely salty because of some of the references, locations and the *animal abuse* they promote.

"I want to be like the best flying type Pokemon trainer Iberia has ever had: Carrero Blanco".

Franco secretary Luís Carrero Blanco suffered a terrorist attack. The dudes overdid it so much his armored car jumped over a building in Madrid!

For some odd reason, the alt-left hasn't complained about this reference... <:Thoughts:408715607555702784>

"Hay máquinas tragaperras y perras que tragan como máquinas" (There're coin-swallowing machines and bitches that swallow like machines) 😂

There're also references to Blas de Lezo, the disabled man that killed around 9000 Brits while defending present-day 🇨🇴. He is a water-type master.

If, when choosing your gender, you go for "other", you become an attack helicopter. The freaking sprite is so stupid it's just brilliant.

based

https://youtu.be/wEgRfCef3Q4

S P A C E N I N J A S

Warframe.

A game where a spear made by some semi-primitive hicks out DPS missile launchers, heavy machine guns and super exotic shotguns
https://i.imgur.com/qxlC5c7.jpg

Bingo.

Because space magic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4I7gfhhqbc

this game looks fucking awesome

An og-DOOM clone from 2019. 🤦🏻

big fan of modding the build engine and doom

You know DOOM wasn't like this for stylistic reasons but technical limitations, right?

yup

Also, sprite shit has been done to death and back.

I'd much rather see *retro* low-poly stuff.

For example, movies are moving on. They used to be obsessed with the 1980s, they're now doing the 1990s. Meanwhile, in gaming, it's like "16-bit or die!!!".

well I don't play a lot of games and I am sick of most modern games. I find I have a bunch of fun playing Brutal Doom, Dusk, Shadow warrior, ect

BORING, really stale.

I like DOOM, I've played the original one.

I much rather see that game be some kind of "Quake-clone" or something.

We went through almost like 4 years of just DOOM clones.

well what would you reccomend?

Low-poly retro stuff should kick off.

right I get that but what do you like?

I'm a motorsports and sports fan in real life so that heavily influences my gaming too, I guess.

I feel like some classic low-poly GTA clone could be great fun.

The PSX and PS2 days were incredibly fun and creative, just technologically-limited, studios haven't tried that era.

Lonely Mountains seem to have a great visual style, I hope the game is worth a shit.

@Grump The Horrible