Message from @Jery1⃠⃠

Discord ID: 587835637336637445


2019-05-27 14:54:15 UTC  

If your in-game name in Descenders is "Descender" it's proof you don't actually own the game and are playing some pirated crap.

2019-06-05 22:09:07 UTC  

Me playing Rocket League (exaggerated car polo), 2v2 ranked (I like the post-season rewards, some look nice)
· We start losing 0-2 after like a minute
· We slowly make our way back, 2-2 with like 35 seconds remaining. 1 of our goals was a confusing own goal, accidental stuff.

2019-06-05 22:09:39 UTC  

Rocket League has like 2 rules overall:
· Timer only starts after any player hits the ball during the kickoff
· Once the timer hits 0:00, the game will end with either a goal or the ball touching the ground.

2019-06-05 22:12:35 UTC  

Back to the game I was playing:
· Timer hits 0:00 with the ball on the opposing backwall, we couldn't make a good play so I was mentally ready for overtime
· Opponent A hits the ball with its roof, ball goes into the air allowing the match to not end yet
· Opponent B somehow hits the ball, misses the backwall by a mile, scores and match ends
· All this while my teammate and I were doing some rather half-assed pressure, both of us probably had accepted overtime

2019-06-05 22:13:52 UTC  

The opposing pair had TWO very easy chances of letting the game go into overtime but they managed to keep the game alive and scored on themselves. I burst out laughing like a maniac.

2019-06-10 18:38:13 UTC  

The only Youtube account on Twitter to not be affected by the Pride bullshit? Yeah, you guessed it!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/587712139783831562/bbb0.jpg

2019-06-10 19:02:14 UTC  

isnt youtube gaming dead anyways?

2019-06-10 19:04:56 UTC  

it is

2019-06-10 19:05:17 UTC  

the twitter account is now just your standard heres video game news

2019-06-10 19:15:55 UTC  

The whole idea of Youtube Gaming was a big mistake since there is NO NEED to split Youtube.

2019-06-10 19:16:12 UTC  

BTW, I might buy a FIFA game for the first time in TWELVE games.

2019-06-10 19:16:40 UTC  

FIFA 20 includes a 5-a-side mode and I gotta admit I'm quite the fan of futsal (the professional version of that type of soccer).

2019-06-10 19:39:51 UTC  

giving EA money kek

2019-06-10 19:40:21 UTC  

if they actually do that that may be fun tbh

2019-06-10 19:41:44 UTC  

last FIFA game I enjoyed was FIFA street which was kinda cringe but it was the closest thing to futsal at the time

2019-06-10 19:45:53 UTC  

It has been announced and it is 100% confirmed it will have some Street-esque mode.

2019-06-10 19:46:14 UTC  
2019-06-10 19:57:08 UTC  

@GutsherrAkrobat - I never buy DLC but, yeah, it has been 12-13 years since I last bought a FIFA game.

2019-06-10 19:58:26 UTC  

Last EA games I've had per sport:
· FIFA 06
· NBA 2001
· Madden NFL 2004
· NHL 12
· Rugby 08
· skate 1, 2 & 3
· SSX (PS3)

2019-06-10 19:59:08 UTC  

Rugby 08 is still THE BEST rugby game of all time, which is really sad. Same goes for the EA skate games and skateboarding.

2019-06-11 02:48:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/587835637336637441/D8v3omGXUAE28ue.png

2019-06-12 18:26:51 UTC  

All/most devs are full-blown socialists, boss. Gamers are probably "center-right" on average though. http://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1138871105798754306

2019-06-19 17:33:42 UTC  

Anyone here keen on WW1/2 naval combat?

I've played WOWS for a few year and it's a pretty good game with a lot more depth than appears at first.

2019-06-19 17:34:39 UTC  

It's also free. Anyway, if anyone wants some advice on how to play or has questions about it, please message me. Here's a link.
https://warships.us/synpax

2019-07-06 14:35:04 UTC  

So the fangame Pokemon Iberia has created quite the controversy...

2019-07-06 14:35:50 UTC  

The game is based mostly about 🇪🇸, making fun at current events, controversies, stereotypes and so on. It's almost like the gaming version of that old "American Pie" song.

2019-07-06 14:36:13 UTC  

The alt-left is extremely salty because of some of the references, locations and the *animal abuse* they promote.

2019-07-06 14:48:15 UTC  

"I want to be like the best flying type Pokemon trainer Iberia has ever had: Carrero Blanco".

2019-07-06 14:49:21 UTC  

Franco secretary Luís Carrero Blanco suffered a terrorist attack. The dudes overdid it so much his armored car jumped over a building in Madrid!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/597076629226913822/bbb0.jpg

2019-07-06 14:49:59 UTC  

For some odd reason, the alt-left hasn't complained about this reference... <:Thoughts:408715607555702784>

2019-07-06 14:55:06 UTC  

"Hay máquinas tragaperras y perras que tragan como máquinas" (There're coin-swallowing machines and bitches that swallow like machines) 😂

2019-07-06 14:56:45 UTC  

There're also references to Blas de Lezo, the disabled man that killed around 9000 Brits while defending present-day 🇨🇴. He is a water-type master.

2019-07-06 14:58:47 UTC  

If, when choosing your gender, you go for "other", you become an attack helicopter. The freaking sprite is so stupid it's just brilliant.

2019-07-06 18:36:43 UTC  

based

2019-07-08 23:35:42 UTC  
2019-07-08 23:36:16 UTC  

S P A C E N I N J A S

2019-07-08 23:50:39 UTC  

Warframe.

A game where a spear made by some semi-primitive hicks out DPS missile launchers, heavy machine guns and super exotic shotguns
https://i.imgur.com/qxlC5c7.jpg

2019-07-09 04:33:37 UTC  

Bingo.

2019-07-09 04:33:49 UTC  

Because space magic.