Message from @druiz

Discord ID: 580784966770622465


2019-04-26 08:03:55 UTC  

nice

2019-04-26 08:04:12 UTC  

this is what the Internet should do to humanity

2019-04-26 08:06:14 UTC  

Ibai, when doing his random streams, tends to make up that one of the competitors in his video is actually from Spain or has family in Spain (the Spanish call of Takeshi's Castle in the 80s and 90s did that too). Shit just escalated with Neubauer in the weirdest way possible.

2019-04-26 08:09:37 UTC  

the Polish do the same but unironically

2019-04-26 08:10:32 UTC  

for every major figure in history there is some half baked story about how they have at least a Polish Grandma or some shit

2019-04-26 08:10:43 UTC  

The lore of Spain's call of Takeshi's Castle (Humor Amarillo) is fucking deep. 馃槀

2019-04-26 08:11:25 UTC  

I haven't watched it in like 10 years and I still remember 5-10 made-up characters.

2019-04-26 08:14:04 UTC  

The main character was the "Chino Cudeiro" (Chinese Cudeiro), I know, hot start, already with racist shit since the show was Japanese. A man that is actually the son of some kind of fantasy Galician gigolo (that's why the surname is Cudeiro) that started a rather big family and a whole lot of them participated in the show at different points. They're all rather reckless and all "die" during the show to some quite funny obituaries.

2019-04-26 08:17:00 UTC  

FUNNY SEQUENCE
"Today we have a pair of brother and sister from the Cudeiro family, let's see how the sister does!"
[eats shit]
"OH NO, YOU'VE KILLED THE CUDEIRO SISTER"
[Sister Cudeiro, her brother will miss her dearly]
[a couple of participants later] "And now we have the brother of the recently deceased girl, we hope the fate of his loved one doesn't affect him"
[also eats shit]
"NOOO, TWO CUDEIROS HAVE DIED TODAY!"
[Brother Cudeiro, he doesn't miss her much anymore]

2019-04-26 08:17:05 UTC  

馃槀 馃槀 馃槀

2019-04-29 21:33:09 UTC  

I very rarely play online but when I do...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/572535871740313601/bbb0.jpg

2019-04-29 21:33:26 UTC  

I'm on the RUF CTR3 drag car, other dude was on the chopper.

2019-05-01 19:19:51 UTC  

Why the fuck am I playing a clicker game in 2019?

2019-05-18 06:05:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/579187775396380682/001.mp4

2019-05-18 09:45:30 UTC  

Amazing,

2019-05-19 19:36:52 UTC  
2019-05-21 11:15:33 UTC  

**Descenders** update - I've unlocked most shit in like 12h.
+ I've unlocked all 9 main levels
+ I've completed Highlands-to-Peaks, Highlands-to-Volcano and Desert-to-Glacier runs

Only shit I haven't done:
- Completed all bonus levels (I'm on keyboard because the game hates my Nacon controller so a couple of them are almost impossible)
- Unlocked every piece of gear (that can take A LOT of time since it's random but at least you never get duplicates)

2019-05-21 11:28:45 UTC  

anyone else who plays xcom 2 here?

2019-05-21 20:44:03 UTC  

While I own all first 6 ToCA/Race Driver games, I gotta admit I'm not excited for this one. http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-05-21-codemasters-reveals-an-all-new-grid
Codemasters hasn't released an actual banger of a racing videogame in many years. All their recent efforts have lacked content or have had rather big unavoidable flaws.

2019-05-21 20:46:58 UTC  

The trailer seems to show us they have the following racing features:
路 GTE/GTLM, GT4, classic supertouring (early-mid90s) plus TCR and classic muscle cars (those have only appeared in screenshots)
路 Day-night transitions
路 Plenty of damage

2019-05-22 15:52:06 UTC  

LOOK AT ALL THOSE REUSED ASSETS!!! http://youtu.be/4GW6fxjHv20 馃う馃徎

2019-05-26 15:12:45 UTC  

Allow me to jump off a cliff.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/582224614176849921/bba0.jpg

2019-05-26 15:13:16 UTC  

which game? @druiz

2019-05-26 15:13:40 UTC  

An independent sports game.

2019-05-26 15:14:10 UTC  

It already has women (that don't affect the physical capabilities, it's just a different body and voice) and way too many weed references.

2019-05-26 15:15:16 UTC  

Weed references:
路 There's a clothing company called Rasta.
路 There's another one with a name that includes the number 42.
路 And another one that puts "420%" in some places.

2019-05-27 14:33:54 UTC  

First thing she does after joining in. Change things to accommodate me.

2019-05-27 14:53:52 UTC  

So one of those "virtual youtubers" has played that one game from early on... except it got a PIRATED version.
http://youtu.be/9LiqSTVnkDU

2019-05-27 14:54:15 UTC  

If your in-game name in Descenders is "Descender" it's proof you don't actually own the game and are playing some pirated crap.

2019-06-05 22:09:07 UTC  

Me playing Rocket League (exaggerated car polo), 2v2 ranked (I like the post-season rewards, some look nice)
路 We start losing 0-2 after like a minute
路 We slowly make our way back, 2-2 with like 35 seconds remaining. 1 of our goals was a confusing own goal, accidental stuff.

2019-06-05 22:09:39 UTC  

Rocket League has like 2 rules overall:
路 Timer only starts after any player hits the ball during the kickoff
路 Once the timer hits 0:00, the game will end with either a goal or the ball touching the ground.

2019-06-05 22:12:35 UTC  

Back to the game I was playing:
路 Timer hits 0:00 with the ball on the opposing backwall, we couldn't make a good play so I was mentally ready for overtime
路 Opponent A hits the ball with its roof, ball goes into the air allowing the match to not end yet
路 Opponent B somehow hits the ball, misses the backwall by a mile, scores and match ends
路 All this while my teammate and I were doing some rather half-assed pressure, both of us probably had accepted overtime

2019-06-05 22:13:52 UTC  

The opposing pair had TWO very easy chances of letting the game go into overtime but they managed to keep the game alive and scored on themselves. I burst out laughing like a maniac.

2019-06-10 18:38:13 UTC  

The only Youtube account on Twitter to not be affected by the Pride bullshit? Yeah, you guessed it!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392510196879982603/587712139783831562/bbb0.jpg

2019-06-10 19:02:14 UTC  

isnt youtube gaming dead anyways?

2019-06-10 19:04:56 UTC  

it is

2019-06-10 19:05:17 UTC  

the twitter account is now just your standard heres video game news

2019-06-10 19:15:55 UTC  

The whole idea of Youtube Gaming was a big mistake since there is NO NEED to split Youtube.

2019-06-10 19:16:12 UTC  

BTW, I might buy a FIFA game for the first time in TWELVE games.

2019-06-10 19:16:40 UTC  

FIFA 20 includes a 5-a-side mode and I gotta admit I'm quite the fan of futsal (the professional version of that type of soccer).

2019-06-10 19:39:51 UTC  

giving EA money kek