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2018-04-20 02:55:04 UTC

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN' SOY IN THE COFFEE THAT TURNS THE FREAKIN' BOYS GAY!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436721435629846539/Jones_Knows_Better.jpg

2018-04-20 02:56:28 UTC

BREAK THE CONDITIONING ARRGGHH

2018-04-20 02:58:03 UTC

Things I have legit texted to my wife.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436722189366984718/Lewder_Still.gif

2018-04-20 02:58:15 UTC

lewd

2018-04-20 02:58:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436722250532782084/What_is_happening_japan.jpg

2018-04-20 02:58:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436722317683458050/Naughty_Monsters.jpg

2018-04-20 02:58:39 UTC

The poor woman

2018-04-20 02:58:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436722355645972480/Need_It.jpg

2018-04-20 02:59:13 UTC

This one encapsulates our relationship pretty well. At some points, anyway.

2018-04-20 03:02:05 UTC

Seriously though, Alex Jones is right. We should ban birth control. For the environment.

2018-04-20 03:19:19 UTC

And have more darkies from Africa running around? No thanks

2018-04-20 03:19:56 UTC

They hate our guts because we were the ones that left yet they don't know to stop fucking

2018-04-20 03:20:06 UTC

Just get planned parenthood back on track with it's original mission statement #freekermit #gosnelldidnothingwrong

2018-04-20 03:20:19 UTC

Oof

2018-04-20 03:21:02 UTC

And if you don't know about Kermit Gosnell, look it up. You probably won't find pics, but the descriptions are heartbreaks. Not Safe For the Brain.

2018-04-20 03:24:24 UTC

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2018-04-20 03:38:07 UTC

More things I have sent my wife.

2018-04-20 03:39:35 UTC

Is this Kermit nigga in jail for life already?

2018-04-20 03:40:42 UTC

Life without parole plus thirty.

2018-04-20 03:41:14 UTC

We're gonna bring him back to life and then handcuff his wrists to his ankles for another thirty years.

2018-04-20 03:41:38 UTC

you know, in case he becomes a lich or something

2018-04-20 03:42:02 UTC

Considering the amount of child sacrifice he's done. I wouldn't say that's impossible.

2018-04-20 03:42:48 UTC

What drew my attention to the case was when someone wrote an article about how little coverage it got.

2018-04-20 03:43:33 UTC

I mean you'd think Fox News and the pro lifers would be all "This is every abortion clinic, and we will not allow anyone to think differently. How many more of these monsters is planned parenthood covering for?"

2018-04-20 03:44:22 UTC

Anyway, things I have sent my wife.

2018-04-20 03:44:58 UTC

Ok dear, right now this is you.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436733992780431362/Scrunch_Kermit.jpg

2018-04-20 03:45:46 UTC

But, this could be you.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734194647826442/Ahego_1.jpg

2018-04-20 03:45:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734221378256898/Ahego_2.jpg

2018-04-20 03:45:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734251786829824/Ahego_6.jpg

2018-04-20 03:46:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734319063597056/Nami_Aheg.jpg

2018-04-20 03:46:41 UTC

And this could be me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734427272577024/MariAhego.jpg

2018-04-20 03:47:05 UTC

Lest you think this is a one sided affair. This is how she responds.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734525515497476/Why_Boner.jpg

2018-04-20 03:47:56 UTC

To which I respond with.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/436734740125450272/Jean_B.jpg

2018-04-20 03:49:41 UTC

Aw man looks like I posted too many pics

2018-04-20 03:49:57 UTC

Yeah...

2018-04-20 06:30:32 UTC

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2018-04-20 14:43:25 UTC

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2018-04-20 20:17:28 UTC

A little one I wrote:

A brilliant gay muslim doctor and medical researcher sneaks across the Mexican border, setting up shop near the supreme court. He offers his services to only the liberal justices, along with George Soros, winding back their biological clocks decades. The evil Russian traitor Drumph, who is a racist and not-my-president, deports him back to Indonesia, where he had travelled to Mexico from. He is murdered shortly after by Nazi Drumph supporters, but it is too late. His work is done, and only Soros has the formula.

Justice Ginsburg and Breyer are running laps, looking younger than ever, the second and first amendments are repealed. Soon a progressive utopia is realised, never again does a woman or other minority have to worry about a racist murdering them, or invading their spaces and committing speak violence.

2018-04-20 20:18:22 UTC

That's a horrible world to live in

2018-04-20 20:20:24 UTC

@Oliver Starley but no one will ever call you nigger again, isn't that totes mcgoats worth it?

2018-04-20 20:20:50 UTC

Your feeling are safe at last.

2018-04-20 20:23:45 UTC

But they'll still call me an Uncle Tom, even though they've never read uncle tom's cabin

2018-04-20 20:27:08 UTC

Have you?

2018-04-20 20:27:26 UTC

No, but I'll laugh if they do

2018-04-20 20:27:49 UTC

You would laugh at someone for reading Uncle Tom's Cabin?

2018-04-20 20:28:06 UTC

I would laugh at them for calling me an Uncle Tom

2018-04-20 20:30:01 UTC

Oh, right.

2018-04-20 20:30:12 UTC

So, you've read Uncle Tom's Cabin?

2018-04-20 20:31:30 UTC

No but I know enough about it. Basically, in the end, Tom gets murdered because a few slaves ran away and he wouldn't tell where they ran away to, so he was beat to death and then the people beating him realizing how inhuman slavery was so they turn to Christ and become better people

2018-04-20 20:32:39 UTC

The dim witted passive form of Uncle Tom comes from minstrel shows made afterward. They also just so happened to be made in democrat voting states

2018-04-20 20:33:16 UTC

InB4 dEmoCrAts arE tHe rEaL RaCIsTs

2018-04-21 17:31:04 UTC

Gas the goyim!

2018-04-21 17:51:19 UTC

Giving Jonese a bad name.

2018-04-22 04:44:04 UTC

Well Kevin Logan is a faggot

2018-04-22 04:45:07 UTC

You don't say!

2018-04-22 04:51:14 UTC

Like lmao a woman who says the Holocaust happened is a Holocaust denier

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/437475446628679711/images_10.jpeg

2018-04-22 04:51:52 UTC

Muh gorillion

2018-04-22 04:51:55 UTC

Obviously they didn't believe in enough holocaust.

2018-04-22 04:52:02 UTC

What?

2018-04-22 04:52:24 UTC

The holocaust genocided ethnic groups that didn't even exist yet.

2018-04-22 04:54:00 UTC

Kevin Logan accused Aydin of being a Holocaust denier @Constantine

2018-04-22 04:54:23 UTC

Sounds fun

2018-04-22 04:54:45 UTC

Fucking brits

2018-04-22 04:55:28 UTC

You didn't believe in it hard enough. That's some hardcore purity testing right there. Kafka would be proud of that surrealism.

2018-04-22 04:56:28 UTC

Why can't we punish people for not believing in the Armenian Genocide enough?

2018-04-22 04:57:05 UTC

The 103rd anniversary is in 2 days I think

2018-04-22 05:02:21 UTC

Jesus Christ I just defended a woman

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/437478246230130698/IMG_20180405_231427.jpg

2018-04-22 05:02:41 UTC

Did you defend her because she's a woman though?

2018-04-22 05:03:31 UTC

That's what separates a white knight from other people.

2018-04-22 05:04:13 UTC

At least you aren't trying to get in her hole. (I mean, you can't anyway, she's barren)

2018-04-22 05:04:46 UTC

No, I have defended a fucking irony bro when Drybones tried to own him by sharing old Facebook pics

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/437478852470636557/IMG_20180227_233326.jpg

2018-04-22 13:33:32 UTC

lol

2018-04-22 13:33:53 UTC

stuff millenials say

2018-04-22 21:01:52 UTC

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2018-04-22 21:03:00 UTC

***WITH THIS NEW ABILITY, DEATH BABY SHALL REAP MILLIONS OF SOULS***

2018-04-23 10:48:13 UTC

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2018-04-23 10:48:55 UTC

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2018-04-23 10:49:02 UTC

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2018-04-23 19:20:59 UTC

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2018-04-23 21:52:03 UTC

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2018-04-24 01:07:26 UTC

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2018-04-24 15:50:47 UTC

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2018-04-24 20:58:44 UTC

the best andre meme is jesus + jews

2018-04-24 20:59:02 UTC

if someone can find that

2018-04-24 21:09:48 UTC

This one?

2018-04-24 21:09:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/438446495381848064/image.jpg

2018-04-24 21:27:32 UTC

haha

2018-04-24 21:27:39 UTC

no but that's funny

2018-04-25 14:18:14 UTC

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2018-04-26 00:21:39 UTC

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