I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN' SOY IN THE COFFEE THAT TURNS THE FREAKIN' BOYS GAY!

BREAK THE CONDITIONING ARRGGHH

Things I have legit texted to my wife.

lewd

The poor woman

This one encapsulates our relationship pretty well. At some points, anyway.

Seriously though, Alex Jones is right. We should ban birth control. For the environment.

And have more darkies from Africa running around? No thanks

They hate our guts because we were the ones that left yet they don't know to stop fucking

Just get planned parenthood back on track with it's original mission statement #freekermit #gosnelldidnothingwrong

Oof

And if you don't know about Kermit Gosnell, look it up. You probably won't find pics, but the descriptions are heartbreaks. Not Safe For the Brain.

More things I have sent my wife.

Is this Kermit nigga in jail for life already?

Life without parole plus thirty.

We're gonna bring him back to life and then handcuff his wrists to his ankles for another thirty years.

you know, in case he becomes a lich or something

Considering the amount of child sacrifice he's done. I wouldn't say that's impossible.

What drew my attention to the case was when someone wrote an article about how little coverage it got.

I mean you'd think Fox News and the pro lifers would be all "This is every abortion clinic, and we will not allow anyone to think differently. How many more of these monsters is planned parenthood covering for?"

Anyway, things I have sent my wife.

Ok dear, right now this is you.

But, this could be you.

And this could be me

Lest you think this is a one sided affair. This is how she responds.

To which I respond with.

Aw man looks like I posted too many pics

Yeah...

https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/986807247950016512?s=20

https://youtu.be/Hw__B24L-70

https://twitter.com/crazynabe/status/982488603220631552?s=20