Elf nationalism

Fight with me

No it's probably grump' s wife that made his hair white

Nah pops loves his wife. He seems like a good man

Elf race war

Reminds me I need to work on that Pathfinder campagin setting.

Man my character is a half elf in d&d

John Wick wishes his wife loved him as much as Grumplebee loves his wife.

I already know half elves are verboted in my campaign.

Whiskey's assumption is cannon as fuck

*verboten

half orc are ok though

It's my first character ever

Level 2 lmao

Just because I love her doesn't mean she doesn't stress me out.

Can't be all sunshine and flowers

Yep

I don't know anyone who actually thinks a relationship is all sunshine and rainbows. Lol

Apparently you never met a high school girl. Or a college girl for that matter.

Especially now

I don't know any high school girls but I wasn't including them.

I just thought about our age group

Girls my age are something else man

The level of thot I've witnessed

It's enough to crush anyone's faith in humanity

And to be fair niggas my age are fucking insane too

And they gravitate to eachother

That's a good thing.

Helps keep them out of sane people's hair.

You'd think

I found an innocent girl

So I thought

Turns out she a turbo thot by her own admissions after a long road of finesse lmao

Finesse on my part

That one hurt

I'm paraphrasing but "we can't do this anymore I like random dick too much"

You in the U.S.?

Affirmative

Oof, I'm sorry that happened. Men can be thots too. It's sad, no one is safe!

You know what? Nevermind.

Oh I know whiskey, the fucks out there ruin it for us decent boiis

I'm too old to tell you where the virtuous women are.

By all means Grumplebee, if you have advice, don't hold back.

We all need it.

Well, my advice is outdated at this point.

Other than my usual. Try a church maybe?

But perhaps it contains wisdom that we can apply

Or a religious dating site?

They're way to uptight though

Or so I imagine

You'll find lotsa thots in those places, too. But at least they're *trying* to be less thotty.

I went to Catholic school. Thot galore

Cathloc schoolgirls are the obvious exception.

^

However

The uniforms tho

Worth

You can't put a girl in a uniform like that and have them not become a Thot

Lol!

It's like magical thotification clothing.

Damnit. Stop making me miss my wife.

She still has the cheerleader outfit from high school.

it

Hey man maybe they got clearance from virgin Mary

still

fits

Dude

Goals lmao

Go girl!

Oh how I have violated that article of clothing.

Lol! Clearance from Virgin Mary?

Yeah you know

She was only a virgin...

Yeah I know.

...if you don't count anal.

Oh my god tmi

Bee do the level of fucks you give lower as you get older?

Because I've noticed that with myself

The levels of fucks actually remains fairly constant in my experience.

And with most older dudes

Not with thay statement lmfao

It's just that what you give a fuck about shifts around a lot.

Ahhh

That makes sense

I think they lower. Why do you think some old people are so outrageous?

I posit that it's because their fucks have shifted into things they can complain a lot to young people about.

Grumps, you are legit wise.

I concur with that statement

Yeah

I probably only think that because I

Legit

have dealt with a lot of complaining old farts.

This is why you have the chad dad role

Literally had old ladies call me up and want to know if they use any chemicals to wash the hotel sheets because they are allergic to chemicals.

Lol very old lady thing to do

Wanted to say "Lady everything is a chemical. You are made entirely of chemicals. If you find something, anything that is not composed of chemicals let me know, because you got a nobel prize coming."

Rekt

Instead i just connected her to the housekeeping dept.

You should've on your last week there.

My last week was kind of abrupt.