Message from @Seatoast

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2018-02-01 05:08:33 UTC  

Can't be all sunshine and flowers

2018-02-01 05:08:49 UTC  

Yep

2018-02-01 05:09:44 UTC  

I don't know anyone who actually thinks a relationship is all sunshine and rainbows. Lol

2018-02-01 05:10:25 UTC  

Apparently you never met a high school girl. Or a college girl for that matter.

2018-02-01 05:11:29 UTC  

Especially now

2018-02-01 05:11:30 UTC  

I don't know any high school girls but I wasn't including them.

2018-02-01 05:11:48 UTC  

I just thought about our age group

2018-02-01 05:11:48 UTC  

Girls my age are something else man

2018-02-01 05:12:07 UTC  

The level of thot I've witnessed

2018-02-01 05:13:21 UTC  

It's enough to crush anyone's faith in humanity

2018-02-01 05:13:33 UTC  

And to be fair niggas my age are fucking insane too

2018-02-01 05:13:43 UTC  

And they gravitate to eachother

2018-02-01 05:13:52 UTC  

That's a good thing.

2018-02-01 05:14:02 UTC  

Helps keep them out of sane people's hair.

2018-02-01 05:14:28 UTC  

You'd think

2018-02-01 05:14:44 UTC  

I found an innocent girl

2018-02-01 05:14:47 UTC  

So I thought

2018-02-01 05:15:47 UTC  

Turns out she a turbo thot by her own admissions after a long road of finesse lmao

2018-02-01 05:15:59 UTC  

Finesse on my part

2018-02-01 05:16:04 UTC  

That one hurt

2018-02-01 05:16:35 UTC  

I'm paraphrasing but "we can't do this anymore I like random dick too much"

2018-02-01 05:18:50 UTC  

You in the U.S.?

2018-02-01 05:19:03 UTC  

Affirmative

2018-02-01 05:19:08 UTC  

Oof, I'm sorry that happened. Men can be thots too. It's sad, no one is safe!

2018-02-01 05:19:09 UTC  

You know what? Nevermind.

2018-02-01 05:19:35 UTC  

Oh I know whiskey, the fucks out there ruin it for us decent boiis

2018-02-01 05:19:36 UTC  

I'm too old to tell you where the virtuous women are.

2018-02-01 05:19:50 UTC  

By all means Grumplebee, if you have advice, don't hold back.

2018-02-01 05:20:00 UTC  

We all need it.

2018-02-01 05:20:05 UTC  

Well, my advice is outdated at this point.

2018-02-01 05:20:18 UTC  

Other than my usual. Try a church maybe?

2018-02-01 05:20:20 UTC  

But perhaps it contains wisdom that we can apply

2018-02-01 05:20:28 UTC  

Or a religious dating site?

2018-02-01 05:20:45 UTC  

They're way to uptight though

2018-02-01 05:20:51 UTC  

Or so I imagine

2018-02-01 05:21:07 UTC  

You'll find lotsa thots in those places, too. But at least they're *trying* to be less thotty.

2018-02-01 05:21:23 UTC  

I went to Catholic school. Thot galore

2018-02-01 05:22:02 UTC  

Cathloc schoolgirls are the obvious exception.

2018-02-01 05:22:09 UTC  

^

2018-02-01 05:22:13 UTC  

However

2018-02-01 05:22:24 UTC  

The uniforms tho