Fight with me

No it's probably grump' s wife that made his hair white

Nah pops loves his wife. He seems like a good man

Elf race war

Reminds me I need to work on that Pathfinder campagin setting.

Man my character is a half elf in d&d

John Wick wishes his wife loved him as much as Grumplebee loves his wife.

I already know half elves are verboted in my campaign.

Whiskey's assumption is cannon as fuck

*verboten

half orc are ok though

It's my first character ever

Level 2 lmao

Just because I love her doesn't mean she doesn't stress me out.

Can't be all sunshine and flowers

Yep

I don't know anyone who actually thinks a relationship is all sunshine and rainbows. Lol

Apparently you never met a high school girl. Or a college girl for that matter.

Especially now

I don't know any high school girls but I wasn't including them.

I just thought about our age group

Girls my age are something else man

The level of thot I've witnessed

It's enough to crush anyone's faith in humanity

And to be fair niggas my age are fucking insane too

And they gravitate to eachother

That's a good thing.

Helps keep them out of sane people's hair.

You'd think

I found an innocent girl

So I thought

Turns out she a turbo thot by her own admissions after a long road of finesse lmao

Finesse on my part

That one hurt

I'm paraphrasing but "we can't do this anymore I like random dick too much"

You in the U.S.?

Affirmative

Oof, I'm sorry that happened. Men can be thots too. It's sad, no one is safe!

You know what? Nevermind.

Oh I know whiskey, the fucks out there ruin it for us decent boiis

I'm too old to tell you where the virtuous women are.