Message from @Seatoast
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Finesse on my part
That one hurt
I'm paraphrasing but "we can't do this anymore I like random dick too much"
You in the U.S.?
Affirmative
Oof, I'm sorry that happened. Men can be thots too. It's sad, no one is safe!
You know what? Nevermind.
Oh I know whiskey, the fucks out there ruin it for us decent boiis
I'm too old to tell you where the virtuous women are.
By all means Grumplebee, if you have advice, don't hold back.
We all need it.
Well, my advice is outdated at this point.
Other than my usual. Try a church maybe?
But perhaps it contains wisdom that we can apply
Or a religious dating site?
They're way to uptight though
Or so I imagine
You'll find lotsa thots in those places, too. But at least they're *trying* to be less thotty.
I went to Catholic school. Thot galore
Cathloc schoolgirls are the obvious exception.
However
The uniforms tho
Worth
You can't put a girl in a uniform like that and have them not become a Thot
Lol!
It's like magical thotification clothing.
Damnit. Stop making me miss my wife.
She still has the cheerleader outfit from high school.
it
Hey man maybe they got clearance from virgin Mary
still
fits
Dude
Goals lmao
Go girl!
Oh how I have violated that article of clothing.
Lol! Clearance from Virgin Mary?
Yeah you know
She was only a virgin...
Yeah I know.