Hey man maybe they got clearance from virgin Mary

still

fits

Dude

Goals lmao

Go girl!

Oh how I have violated that article of clothing.

Lol! Clearance from Virgin Mary?

Yeah you know

She was only a virgin...

Yeah I know.

...if you don't count anal.

Oh my god tmi

Bee do the level of fucks you give lower as you get older?

Because I've noticed that with myself

The levels of fucks actually remains fairly constant in my experience.

And with most older dudes

Not with thay statement lmfao

It's just that what you give a fuck about shifts around a lot.

Ahhh

That makes sense

I think they lower. Why do you think some old people are so outrageous?

I posit that it's because their fucks have shifted into things they can complain a lot to young people about.

Grumps, you are legit wise.

I concur with that statement

Yeah

I probably only think that because I

Legit

have dealt with a lot of complaining old farts.

This is why you have the chad dad role

Literally had old ladies call me up and want to know if they use any chemicals to wash the hotel sheets because they are allergic to chemicals.

Lol very old lady thing to do

Wanted to say "Lady everything is a chemical. You are made entirely of chemicals. If you find something, anything that is not composed of chemicals let me know, because you got a nobel prize coming."

Rekt

Instead i just connected her to the housekeeping dept.

You should've on your last week there.

My last week was kind of abrupt.

I had ten years worth of last week plans that I got blueballed on because I kinda just quit.

Was there anything you did on your last week that you always wanted to do?

Nope.

Damn.