Oh I know whiskey, the fucks out there ruin it for us decent boiis

I'm too old to tell you where the virtuous women are.

By all means Grumplebee, if you have advice, don't hold back.

We all need it.

Well, my advice is outdated at this point.

Other than my usual. Try a church maybe?

But perhaps it contains wisdom that we can apply

Or a religious dating site?

They're way to uptight though

Or so I imagine

You'll find lotsa thots in those places, too. But at least they're *trying* to be less thotty.

I went to Catholic school. Thot galore

Cathloc schoolgirls are the obvious exception.

^

However

The uniforms tho

Worth

You can't put a girl in a uniform like that and have them not become a Thot

Lol!

It's like magical thotification clothing.

Damnit. Stop making me miss my wife.

She still has the cheerleader outfit from high school.

it

Hey man maybe they got clearance from virgin Mary

still

fits

Dude

Goals lmao

Go girl!

Oh how I have violated that article of clothing.

Lol! Clearance from Virgin Mary?

Yeah you know

She was only a virgin...

Yeah I know.

...if you don't count anal.

Oh my god tmi

Bee do the level of fucks you give lower as you get older?

Because I've noticed that with myself

The levels of fucks actually remains fairly constant in my experience.

And with most older dudes

Not with thay statement lmfao