My skin is not gross pale either

It is Wednesday, things can get messy.

Like true gingers

And I have salt and pepper hair

Since like 16

Translucent. It looks sickly.

So idk what is going on with me lol

You have gray hair? I found one the other day but I pulled that bitch out.

I have grey hairs. I blame my wife.

I have white hair

Like straight up white

No, I think that's all you Grumps. Lol

Since like 16

That's the elf part of you.

I guess so

Elf nationalism

Fight with me

No it's probably grump' s wife that made his hair white

Nah pops loves his wife. He seems like a good man

Elf race war

Reminds me I need to work on that Pathfinder campagin setting.

Man my character is a half elf in d&d

John Wick wishes his wife loved him as much as Grumplebee loves his wife.

I already know half elves are verboted in my campaign.

Whiskey's assumption is cannon as fuck

*verboten

half orc are ok though

It's my first character ever

Level 2 lmao

Just because I love her doesn't mean she doesn't stress me out.

Can't be all sunshine and flowers

Yep

I don't know anyone who actually thinks a relationship is all sunshine and rainbows. Lol

Apparently you never met a high school girl. Or a college girl for that matter.

Especially now

I don't know any high school girls but I wasn't including them.

I just thought about our age group

Girls my age are something else man

The level of thot I've witnessed

It's enough to crush anyone's faith in humanity

And to be fair niggas my age are fucking insane too