@Orwell & Goode What were you doing in Chile? Were you training to be a helicopter pilot?

https://twitter.com/Landdownoz/status/957346575952596992

I asked aydin a question

It's been like three minutes and she still hasn't responded

*cough*Clingy*cough*

Ghey

Prick

Tis' a joke.

Well I am a prick, but that's a given😉

wussup

Not u

@AydinPaladin ur a prick

If you want her attention this is probably not the discord channel to do it in.

Lmfao I'm just being edgy cuz my friend said something edgy to her

I get that, but even so I don't think she checks this channel very much. So it's kind of a wasted effort.

Rip

Should I get helicopter piloting lessons?

Yes. Due to my various issues I have a very strong sitting kicking strength. So I will be your designated kicker.

Yes

Aydin thought I was destiny

Ouch that's gotta hurt

My friend asked her what I asked her

She said it's good or something probably as a joke

My friends gotta get the screenshot

Did you ask if she was serious?

No lmfao

You should

It's 1am, I can't sleep and I've watching mukbangs for an hour.

And I'm hungry.

>mukbangs

nigga, what is you doin?

Maybe you can tell me why people would watch something like that, whiskey? That falls straight into the "I don't get it" file.

I like to watch people eat. It makes me happy.

Weird. Watching people eat actually kinda grosses me out.

Yeah, I know it's weird.
I enjoy watching people eat the food I make too. With mukbangs, it's usually food I'm craving but can't eat so in a sense they're eating it for me and I get that satisfaction. I don't like watching obese people eat. I only like to watch average sized people eat. When they're obese and very overweight is when it grosses me out.

Oh Noes!

What on earth is mukbangs

It's also known as "social eating"

Started in Korea. Videos of people, usually pretty girls, eating things.

Usually an excessive amount of said things.

Oh

I fux with the vision

What's this? Trump pushing for paid medical leave for mothers. But much conservatism.

You ever looked for your phone

I say it's just what we need for women to go full tradwife.

Droormpf is finished!

As you're holding it

With the screen on

Looked for my glasses while I'm wearing them.

Like in front of your face

No. Just you. Dummy.

Oh I've done that too. Looking for my glasses while wearing them.

Hah who laughing now

Man I'm fucked up, I ran today. Like outside in the world

I usually just use the stair master at the gym and fuck

I can't sleep because I took a nap earlier. And you have an interview tomorrow. Why are you up?

I'm always up

It's okay they said 3pm

What were your results of your run?

Pain

Suffering

I always forget how different cardio is when you're actually out like moving

But now you won't rely so much on the stair master right? Try going up and down the stairs of a tall building.

Works the legs and booty. Lol

The hispanic chick knows the secrets of the booty. Imagine my shock.

Very shocked indeed.

^^

There are no tall buildings where i live lol

I interned at one of the hospitals and that was 7 floors

Ran up and down those

Say what you will but certain Hispanic girls are thicc af son

Oh, you can also go hiking or look for steep hills and run up those. Those are killer.

None of those here either lmfao

It flat as fuck

No wonder you're settling for the stair master.

Yeah

And when I'm already at the gym may as well

Cause I know if I come home with the intention of running

I'm not gonna do it lmfao

That's good. I find ways to force myself too. I know it's fucked up but I watch those plus sized clothing hauls or those obese mukbangs to motivate me to work out when I'm tired and cranky. Which has been happening lately.

You gotta do what you gotta do

Also that's totally not fucked up. They're the ones that are fucked up

I feel it's kinda messed up that I have to go to extreme lengths of looking up these people in order to go to the gym lately. Lol

Nahhh

Going sucks shit

If anything you should feel pride that you've gone when you really don't want to, no matter the method used of getting you there

That's a positive way to think about it!

Going when you really don't fucking want to is the hardest shit, so pat yourself on the back

💪 thanks fam!

What's a child for anyway 👊

Beating?

Is that the answer?

What happens to sushi in space?

Hm

Someone must know.

Wait what?

WHAT HAPPENS TO SUSHI IN SPACE?

It floats?