Rip

Should I get helicopter piloting lessons?

Yes. Due to my various issues I have a very strong sitting kicking strength. So I will be your designated kicker.

Yes

Aydin thought I was destiny

Ouch that's gotta hurt

My friend asked her what I asked her

She said it's good or something probably as a joke

My friends gotta get the screenshot

Did you ask if she was serious?

No lmfao

You should

It's 1am, I can't sleep and I've watching mukbangs for an hour.

And I'm hungry.

>mukbangs

nigga, what is you doin?

Maybe you can tell me why people would watch something like that, whiskey? That falls straight into the "I don't get it" file.

I like to watch people eat. It makes me happy.

Weird. Watching people eat actually kinda grosses me out.

Yeah, I know it's weird.
I enjoy watching people eat the food I make too. With mukbangs, it's usually food I'm craving but can't eat so in a sense they're eating it for me and I get that satisfaction. I don't like watching obese people eat. I only like to watch average sized people eat. When they're obese and very overweight is when it grosses me out.

Oh Noes!

What on earth is mukbangs

It's also known as "social eating"

Started in Korea. Videos of people, usually pretty girls, eating things.

Usually an excessive amount of said things.

Oh

I fux with the vision

What's this? Trump pushing for paid medical leave for mothers. But much conservatism.

You ever looked for your phone

I say it's just what we need for women to go full tradwife.

Droormpf is finished!

As you're holding it

With the screen on

Looked for my glasses while I'm wearing them.

Like in front of your face

No. Just you. Dummy.

Oh I've done that too. Looking for my glasses while wearing them.

Hah who laughing now

Man I'm fucked up, I ran today. Like outside in the world