They keep showing me things as youtube red exclusives that seem specifically designed to keep me from getting youtube red.

I thought they were going to use data to figure out what kind of things I like. Even the all knowing tech giants fail to deliver on their smallest dystopian promise.

six months same as cash?

It's a form of credit that isn't used much anymore.

what's meant by it?

You can have this item right now. You have six months to pay me the full price for it. If not, you will be retroactively charged interest and put on a payment plan.

I mean, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal if you aren't an idiot about it

It can get real shady real fast.

The worst part of that is her name starts with A so it's right there on the list, alphabetically.

On track to finish two units in my studies today, and so far they haven't seen fit to show me a single scrotum.

Well that's good

The worst are lenders like Mariner Finance

They must think I am an idiot

fuck boys im bored as fuck

I'd offer to do something, but the wife is showing up in a few minutes.

all good

tell her seatost said hi but offer no explination

pretend like she should know

I will do that.

But the thing is we do stuff like that all the time.

nice

good women right there

I'd call ICE on my wife but I live in California

lmao thats fucked

It's for the greater good

i respect your sacrifce

It's not that big of one she's getting mouthy and not cooking as much

Roughly throw her to the bed and dose her with your loyalty juice.

That only works for a bit

Rule of thumb

I live in California

thats depressing

praying for you

@here IT'S BACK! DUMP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYPiL5UTM0

So I got my first strike on Twitter

How so?

@Seatoast Does your adorable dog sleep in your bed?

Nah He has his own

aw

You could have used all the ear as blindfold material.

He smells terrible constantly. Apparently it can be just a thing with some hounds according to the vet

Tried every wash there is

You should get your nose broken repeatedly.

Enough times and you won't be able to smell anything or at least smell anything that well and his smell won't bother you then.

It doesn't bother me

But if it's on your face it probably won't be nice

Even tried prescription soaps from the vet, he's just a smelly dog

_sings Smelly Cat at you._

I fucking hate this keyboard

Obv the look of an abused dog

This nigga is trying to be part of the squad.

At least not yet.

He redid my avatar and banner. I like him.

Well that's how you become part of a crew. You need to get people to like you. Hes trying to put in work.

I'm not talking down on him if that's what you think.

*plus I'm a bit jealous* of newbies but that's something else!

If you want on the show, USB mics are like $15

I wasn't aware such a thing existed.

It's what I use

christ almighty

seriously, what gives people this impression?

Hey he’s a verified liberal™️ he can say whatever he wants

Ask away whiskey

Do you think people who use a lot of drugs are trying to find God or a spiritual experience?

It depends on the person

Depends on the drugs too

Does it really depend though?

I can tell you from experience that you can really get in touch with yourself on psychs

On the drug yes and no

But it's an illusion

It's all you and the way you i precive stimuli and the way you feel about yourself

It's not totally like vivid illusions like you might think until you really really get into the high doses

I find that hard to grasp for some reason. It doesn't make sense to me.

The way you think and process things is just different and it could be both good and bad

It really is something to be experienced

Well they did a study on LSD a few years back

Where they did a CT of a dude on acid and they found that the brain lights up in the same way an infant's brain lights up

The way you think is fundamentally different

You're hyper sensitive to your own emotions and thoughts as well as the people around you and even your environment

Yes but I fail to see how that necessarily is a good thing. I don't understand why people seek it though. Why did you try it? The purpose?

I tried it originally just to do it

I wasn't looking for anything

Basically you can get yourself into serious thought loops about what you've done in the past, what you're doing now, and so forth

You can end up on like an 8 hour self reflection session

And what becomes of that self reflection?

And sometimes you give yourself the answer to problems you might have just because your perspective and the way you think is changed drastically

Of course this is if you find yourself in one of these thought loops

There's other times were you completely are in the moment 100 percent of the time

And everything just looks sounds and feels different and it's stupid fun

And don't get my wrong by no means am I trying to act like there's some benefit to doing psychs or like it's so pure and Devine everyone needs to do it

I never went seeking anything I just wanted to try it to try it to be lit and ended up having some self reflecrive experiences

Can't stand people who act like it's some godly shit that enlightens you past what you're capable on your own

I've seen people on that and it's already an experience seeing how they behave. People who do it often are looking to find some sort of meaning or a "big break" on my opinion. I have yet to see anyone make a huge life change while on acid.

I've actually seen it from shrooms with one of my closest friends

But the change doesn't happen when you're fucked up

It's when after it's said and done and you take the things you told about yourself and put forth the effort to be a better person

Didn't it scare you to find out the person you become while altered like that?