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2018-12-24 03:02:46 UTC

Everywhere

2018-12-24 03:03:25 UTC

Once a week, just make to sure you dont like it

2018-12-24 03:03:28 UTC

Every 1sgt ever during debriefing: "For fuck's sake don't play gay chicken cuz I'll walk in on two of you fucking each other with a sock on your head"

2018-12-24 03:03:41 UTC

LOL

2018-12-24 03:03:59 UTC

I mean... you're not wrong 1sgt

2018-12-24 03:04:11 UTC

Haha oh no

2018-12-24 03:04:13 UTC

What did you do in the army toast? Besides other dudes

2018-12-24 03:04:35 UTC

12B combat engineer. Route clearance and heavy ordnance

2018-12-24 03:04:42 UTC

Sounds like fun

2018-12-24 03:04:43 UTC

Aka blow shit up

2018-12-24 03:04:49 UTC

Blow LOTS of shit up

2018-12-24 03:04:54 UTC

Then make the hole bigger

2018-12-24 03:05:01 UTC

I'm down with that

2018-12-24 03:05:20 UTC

I walked into the recruiter's office and said "what's the coolest job in the army?"

2018-12-24 03:05:23 UTC

my my my my has the military changed..... u guys make it sound like its nothin but a fag fest now....lol

2018-12-24 03:05:24 UTC

.

2018-12-24 03:05:39 UTC

@ziyauren gay jokes just passes the boredom

2018-12-24 03:05:47 UTC

lol

2018-12-24 03:05:48 UTC

They repealed don't ask don't tell soยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-12-24 03:05:58 UTC

True

2018-12-24 03:06:10 UTC

Atleast they're stopping the trannies for now

2018-12-24 03:06:14 UTC

They did it while I was in so it was like opening a buffet yedig

2018-12-24 03:06:19 UTC

Not like it changed much, in the Navy we all knew who was gay and who wasnt

2018-12-24 03:06:29 UTC

No one cared

2018-12-24 03:06:55 UTC

the navy always had its issues tho....lol

2018-12-24 03:07:16 UTC

Hey. Were only gay under way and on thursdays in port

2018-12-24 03:07:21 UTC

You have to keep your feet wet one way or the other

2018-12-24 03:07:39 UTC

Except the submariners, its a fucking cock carousel there

2018-12-24 03:07:43 UTC

It's like prison. You're only gay for the stay

2018-12-24 03:08:13 UTC

Suicide is an option right?

2018-12-24 03:08:30 UTC

Well yeah, but suicide is for the weak

2018-12-24 03:08:36 UTC

ye.... if its round long n full of seaman ur talkin booout a sub...lol

2018-12-24 03:09:04 UTC

Well yeah but so is being gay

2018-12-24 03:09:23 UTC

Ofcourse I was talking about a submarine, what did you think I was talking about?

2018-12-24 03:10:40 UTC

like I said... the navy has always had its issues... thats a really old joke๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-12-24 03:12:16 UTC

Gotta cuddle up in your foxhole for BoDy hEaT

2018-12-24 03:12:28 UTC

Make your battle buddy smile

2018-12-24 03:12:57 UTC

thats what she said...lol

2018-12-24 03:15:41 UTC

Not that i would ever bother joining the military. But now i have a reason not to.

2018-12-24 03:17:16 UTC

@Peace & Quiet my boy is agreeing w/ya...lol

2018-12-24 03:17:36 UTC

he is only ten...lol

2018-12-24 03:18:20 UTC

Smart kid

2018-12-24 03:18:43 UTC

yep...he is actually๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-12-24 03:22:16 UTC

speakin o him I think m gonna bail for the nite n go play farcry w/him.... happy holidays all n have a good nite๐Ÿ‘

2018-12-24 03:22:43 UTC

night night

2018-12-24 03:25:44 UTC

Later

2018-12-24 03:26:32 UTC

@@ziyauren By the way, You sound like a good dad

2018-12-24 03:29:00 UTC

He's a solid guy. He games with his son and reads stuff like Sun Tzu to him

2018-12-24 03:31:42 UTC

oof

2018-12-24 03:31:46 UTC

combat engineer

2018-12-24 03:31:59 UTC

I BLOW STUFF UP REAL GOOD

2018-12-24 03:32:08 UTC

Just point at what you want gone

2018-12-24 03:32:14 UTC

just

2018-12-24 03:32:17 UTC

the general vicinity

2018-12-24 03:32:20 UTC

we'll make it work

2018-12-24 03:32:29 UTC

I'll dust off the MICLIC

2018-12-24 03:32:38 UTC

land nav, what's that?

2018-12-24 03:32:55 UTC

Just go through the building

2018-12-24 03:32:58 UTC

^^^^^^^^

2018-12-24 03:33:11 UTC

my brother was a diesel and light armor mechanic in the army

2018-12-24 03:33:16 UTC

my cousins are both marines

2018-12-24 03:33:31 UTC

i believe my brother was called a "fobbit."

2018-12-24 03:34:02 UTC

Yep, guys who don't leave the wire

2018-12-24 03:36:01 UTC

Weirdest thing I learned was the water charge

2018-12-24 03:36:31 UTC

You couldn't put a silhouette charge on a metal door so you take an IV bag full of water and attach C4 to it

2018-12-24 03:36:42 UTC

It dents the door so much it breaks the hinges

2018-12-24 03:40:11 UTC

@ToastMcGhost his son going to grow up with a healthy mind and heart. Good on him

2018-12-24 04:19:09 UTC

im bacc boiles

2018-12-24 04:21:49 UTC

Y tho

2018-12-24 04:24:02 UTC

Go to bed

2018-12-24 04:28:33 UTC

its 5:28

2018-12-24 04:28:38 UTC

i woke up at 4am

2018-12-24 04:28:52 UTC

i do that everyday cuz i hate people

2018-12-24 04:29:37 UTC

i cant fucking get this table of contents for the print edition to work

2018-12-24 04:29:41 UTC

im about to just say fuck it

2018-12-24 04:30:19 UTC

How will we know what the book contains

2018-12-24 04:30:22 UTC

Did you write the whole book in 1 notepad document?

2018-12-24 04:31:14 UTC

"Its 40k words but it's 1 page long"

2018-12-24 04:33:32 UTC

I've marked a paper like that

2018-12-24 04:33:37 UTC

My joy gone

2018-12-24 04:42:52 UTC

@Happy Humble Hermit you can do it. I believe in you

2018-12-24 04:49:32 UTC

I don't know why formatting spergs so hard. You try to line the 1st and 2nd lines and everything shifts over 1/2 mile and now there are 4 blank lines

2018-12-24 04:50:30 UTC

You delete one space and suddenly everything is center aligned

2018-12-24 05:04:49 UTC

i think i got it....

2018-12-24 05:04:56 UTC

this took me all day

2018-12-24 05:13:38 UTC

@Layman thanks you too

2018-12-24 05:15:45 UTC

A merry Christmas to all and to all a good waifu.

2018-12-24 05:22:31 UTC

Same to you

2018-12-24 05:42:14 UTC

@shadowlessnexus Likewise mate.

2018-12-24 05:42:37 UTC

@GingerSnaps thanks you too

2018-12-24 05:43:12 UTC

Thanks, i'm kind of stuck alone this christmas.

2018-12-24 05:43:41 UTC

I'll be in here for a good part of it

2018-12-24 05:43:53 UTC

Even if no one else is

2018-12-24 05:44:03 UTC

Cool, i'm sure i'll see you.

2018-12-24 05:45:01 UTC

I gotchu boo

2018-12-24 05:45:08 UTC

10hr shift I'll be here

2018-12-24 05:46:30 UTC

You spoil me tbh

2018-12-24 06:36:08 UTC

as i finished uploading my book to amazon, i found the erotic novel i wrote to try and scam those lonely post wall women out of some money. i unlisted it a few hours after uploading because i realized it wasn't worth it....or is it?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/526649254245171210/kindle_books.PNG

2018-12-24 06:48:09 UTC

Lol

2018-12-24 06:48:17 UTC

Straight up porn or?

2018-12-24 06:50:44 UTC

It's worth it

2018-12-24 06:52:59 UTC

it was an actual story

2018-12-24 06:59:03 UTC

It's worth it

2018-12-24 08:33:48 UTC

Oh nice, the books already done.

2018-12-24 08:34:20 UTC

I was wondering since the last time I was on patreon.

2018-12-24 08:41:40 UTC

@Happy Humble Hermit you know we don't need to know what you doing all the time through ur game status. What is this twitter?

2018-12-24 08:42:17 UTC

You never played Chilling? It has overwhelmingly positive reviews

2018-12-24 08:42:40 UTC

๐Ÿ™„

2018-12-24 08:54:18 UTC

idk i figured since everytime i launch a game someone has something to say about it that ppl would appreciate the updates

2018-12-24 09:25:59 UTC

The updates aren't annoying, nexus just can't join

2018-12-24 11:04:13 UTC

It seems like even my own female family members want to use me as cannon fodder

2018-12-24 11:04:43 UTC

The more you say "yes" the more people don't respect you

2018-12-24 11:22:52 UTC

Who needs women's respect anyway

2018-12-24 11:28:09 UTC

Guess I have some work to do

2018-12-24 11:35:47 UTC

Extend that to anyone's respect actually aslong as you respect you you're aces

2018-12-24 11:38:58 UTC

Yeah, that's the thing

2018-12-24 11:39:54 UTC

I noticed I became more defensive when someone insults me, but I don't know if that's bad

2018-12-24 11:45:21 UTC

Can you defend your position when they do?

2018-12-24 11:47:35 UTC

My family wants to insult me all the time for my lifestyle and the like, I find aslong as I can defend it to myself then who cares

2018-12-24 11:52:24 UTC

If all they do is insult you, why do you spend time with them?

2018-12-24 11:55:31 UTC

In my case it's just the petty insults about being single I get from the married folk and he time spent is still largely enjoyable

2018-12-24 11:59:50 UTC

@Layman you can teach yourself that stuff without school, plenty of How To shit online

2018-12-24 13:14:40 UTC

Lmao

2018-12-24 14:23:45 UTC

Merry wrong day Xmas you guys who celebrate Christmas on the wrong day

2018-12-24 14:24:03 UTC

yeah happy upside down christmas to you too

2018-12-24 14:38:49 UTC

Frick

2018-12-24 14:50:47 UTC

yeah man frick

2018-12-24 14:50:57 UTC

the system amirite?

2018-12-24 14:52:26 UTC

Stranger Things was such an amazing show.

2018-12-24 15:05:17 UTC

Aight

2018-12-24 15:07:42 UTC

welp did my morning workout and I studyed seeing some family today all set

2018-12-24 15:18:46 UTC

i got 1984 and 300$

2018-12-24 15:18:50 UTC

im rich now

2018-12-24 15:19:02 UTC

yeah you ballin

2018-12-24 15:19:45 UTC

i might be able to afford a new graphics card in 10 years

2018-12-24 15:20:37 UTC

come on, you do a few extra jobs around the house and you might even make it in 5

2018-12-24 15:21:37 UTC

or i become a console peasant

2018-12-24 15:22:37 UTC

youre not homeless just yet

2018-12-24 15:23:33 UTC

maybe when the swedish government takes our house and gives it to a migrant family

2018-12-24 15:23:56 UTC

i need some admin to unname

2018-12-24 15:24:03 UTC

me

2018-12-24 15:24:14 UTC

this makes me suicidal

2018-12-24 15:26:02 UTC

oh you got 300 swedish dollars

2018-12-24 15:26:16 UTC

*krona

2018-12-24 15:26:24 UTC

it even sounds like its worth nothing

2018-12-24 15:26:37 UTC

like a tenth of a dollar

2018-12-24 15:28:15 UTC

could be worse

2018-12-24 15:29:53 UTC

you should enjoy your last christmas before ramadan

2018-12-24 15:45:30 UTC

hecc

2018-12-24 15:46:10 UTC

i might go reverse terrorist on the terrorists if they pass some bs law

2018-12-24 15:59:03 UTC

bro you ain't even danish

2018-12-24 15:59:04 UTC

hahaahha

2018-12-24 16:04:28 UTC

In the middle of January, the Vikings celebrated Jรณl or Yule. Yule is what later has evolved into today's Christmas, though the Danes still call it "Jul". The Vikings gathered for the celebration and ate good food, drank beer and exchanged gifts.

2018-12-24 16:08:01 UTC

we call it jul in sweden

2018-12-24 16:10:54 UTC

and Julafton

2018-12-24 16:11:28 UTC

the second is more common since eve = afton and we celebrate on christmas eve

2018-12-24 16:14:48 UTC

You boys sure have a funny language

2018-12-24 16:20:06 UTC

Everyone does

2018-12-24 16:23:33 UTC

exept english bois who are dumb and only know one language

2018-12-24 16:23:50 UTC

fucking tards amiright

2018-12-24 16:27:23 UTC

English was much more complex back then

2018-12-24 16:28:56 UTC

back when english people had intelligence to match the rest of the world

2018-12-24 16:30:19 UTC

Lol they believed in God

2018-12-24 16:30:48 UTC

lol now every english boii is overwheight

2018-12-24 16:30:54 UTC

At least Vikings believed in many gods

2018-12-24 16:31:09 UTC

nah not every

2018-12-24 16:31:09 UTC

papa odin

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oden

2018-12-24 16:31:16 UTC

did you learn that from SMITE

2018-12-24 16:31:24 UTC

heccno

2018-12-24 16:31:34 UTC

frej freja

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tyr

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tor

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oden

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im not veri good

2018-12-24 16:32:12 UTC

can you name baltic pagan gods?

2018-12-24 16:32:18 UTC

hecc no

2018-12-24 16:32:19 UTC

essentially they're the same

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just different names

2018-12-24 16:32:31 UTC

Thor - Perkลซnas

2018-12-24 16:32:36 UTC

they are swedish colonies idc about their gods

2018-12-24 16:32:54 UTC

not rly

2018-12-24 16:33:02 UTC

shhhh

2018-12-24 16:33:09 UTC

u shhhh

2018-12-24 16:33:16 UTC

Curonians kicked your ass back in Apuole

2018-12-24 16:33:25 UTC

its time to go to bed lottle boiii

2018-12-24 16:33:31 UTC

Until fucking Olof came with 3K men

2018-12-24 16:33:46 UTC

So the only choice was to provide the resources and they left

2018-12-24 16:34:03 UTC

have you heard of gustav vasa?

2018-12-24 16:34:31 UTC

no, but you jumped straight to 15th century

2018-12-24 16:34:44 UTC

he built the worlds most powerful battleship and it sank like 10 mins after leaving the harbor

2018-12-24 16:34:53 UTC

OH

2018-12-24 16:35:18 UTC

The ship is still there, right? What I mean by 'there', it's in a museum?

2018-12-24 16:35:26 UTC

ye

2018-12-24 16:35:41 UTC

you used to be allowed to board it

2018-12-24 16:35:47 UTC

but not anymore

2018-12-24 16:36:49 UTC

Now Sweden is a place where men are women and women are men

2018-12-24 16:37:22 UTC

hecc

2018-12-24 16:38:23 UTC

a swedish king marched an army over the ice straight into copenhagen

2018-12-24 16:38:36 UTC

and denmark capitulated

2018-12-24 16:38:43 UTC

fucking danes

2018-12-24 16:55:33 UTC

sweden is a place where women are bitches and men are cucks

2018-12-24 17:14:26 UTC

kiddos I need help

2018-12-24 17:14:43 UTC

should I get 4 8 gig ram sticks

2018-12-24 17:14:49 UTC

or 2 16 gig ones?

2018-12-24 17:17:20 UTC

depends if you have a 4channel motherboard or not

2018-12-24 17:17:34 UTC

it has 4 slots

2018-12-24 17:17:51 UTC

yea thats standard

2018-12-24 17:18:26 UTC

and most motherboards are 2channeled so they use 2 sticks more efficiently

2018-12-24 17:18:40 UTC

but some really advanced ones can use 4

2018-12-24 17:19:01 UTC

but if you dont have that then it doesnt matter

2018-12-24 17:19:07 UTC

let me check

2018-12-24 17:19:27 UTC

and i would get 2x16 so you can upgrade more easily

2018-12-24 17:20:01 UTC

good point

2018-12-24 17:20:20 UTC

yeah, it's dual channel

2018-12-24 17:20:25 UTC

***two cards it is***

2018-12-24 17:20:30 UTC

thancc

2018-12-24 17:45:19 UTC

Any news on how paganism is spreading through Europe as a result of Islam taking over?

2018-12-24 17:49:13 UTC

fun fact sweden had a racebiological institute up until 1958

2018-12-24 17:49:20 UTC

What if your nature was to be prey should you follow through with it?

2018-12-24 17:49:24 UTC

so we used to be racist

2018-12-24 17:52:47 UTC

Aren't they still "racist"? Only difference seems to be which race gets the upper hand this time, as to overcompensate for whatever bullshit happened to them in the past.

2018-12-24 17:53:05 UTC

Fuck my parents asked me to check on their house and I just found a dead skunk in their basement can they spray when dead??

2018-12-24 17:53:18 UTC

we used to be racist against the sami i think

2018-12-24 17:53:25 UTC

so no

2018-12-24 17:53:34 UTC

we wrote stuff like

2018-12-24 17:53:53 UTC

"Everything is racist, everything is sexist, everything is homophobic and we have to point it all out " - some retard

2018-12-24 17:54:16 UTC

germany had lost its pure aryan population and swedens isolation had helped it maintain the most pure form of the germanic race

2018-12-24 17:54:19 UTC

etc.

2018-12-24 17:54:28 UTC

iceland

2018-12-24 17:54:35 UTC

@shadowlessnexus it was anita sarkeesian

2018-12-24 17:54:57 UTC

i understand iceland is quite isolated

2018-12-24 17:55:07 UTC

and like 300k pop

2018-12-24 17:55:18 UTC

yeยจ

2018-12-24 17:55:29 UTC

i visited there

2018-12-24 17:55:38 UTC

@legendpinnen some retard*

2018-12-24 17:55:39 UTC

its not much better than the rest of europe

2018-12-24 17:56:25 UTC

i helped andrew and now i got my name bacc

2018-12-24 17:56:46 UTC

i have been lifted out of the ditch by the gods

2018-12-24 18:04:14 UTC

I wonder how legit the paganism (ie. worship of norse gods and such) is.
As in, do they actually believe in them, or is it like an edgy /pol/ meme put into real life? Or is it just a defense mechanicsm for people without agency to oppose their invaders?

2018-12-24 18:07:59 UTC

It'd be interesting to see some guys yelling about fighting the muslims to reach Valhalla or something once shit hits the fan over there.

2018-12-24 18:23:37 UTC

so many nice gods so much richness and we all lost it

2018-12-24 18:24:12 UTC

*says the guy whose people worshiped Dionysus*

2018-12-24 18:28:56 UTC

*"All Thracians, especially us and the Getae are not much abstaining, because no one takes less than ten, eleven, twelve wives, some even more. If one died and had only four-five wives is called ill-fated, unhappy and unmarried."*

2018-12-24 18:29:23 UTC

Wine back then wasn't as strong as it is now.

2018-12-24 18:29:36 UTC

At least to my knowledge.

2018-12-24 18:31:01 UTC

*"In myth Orpheus became attracted to men after the death of Eurydice and is thought of as the establisher of homosexuality among Thracian men. Because he advocated love between men and turning away from loving women he was killed by the Bistones women."*

2018-12-24 18:31:29 UTC

And they couldn't purify water, so they had to do with alcohol killing a percentage of the bacteria in it. Whether they knew of this or not is unknown to me.

2018-12-24 18:35:49 UTC

So at least in that regard a god of wine could be worthy of worship.

2018-12-24 18:57:10 UTC

afernoon gents...๐Ÿ‘Œ

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