Message from @ToastMcGhost

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2018-12-24 02:46:23 UTC  

When I went into basic I was like 205 and when I graduated I was 160. Then I put some back on after I ETS'd

2018-12-24 02:47:31 UTC  

Ets?

2018-12-24 02:47:59 UTC  

End time service. Basically when you get out of the military

2018-12-24 02:50:20 UTC  

Ah okay. You were in the military, howd you survive?
Is that not how it always goes? If someones in your ear you get it done but once your free its just impossible.

2018-12-24 02:51:11 UTC  

That's exactly how it goes lol. I was guard so I was home for most of the month but when we were training, it was lifting 100lb C4 boxes and 200lb bangalore cases

2018-12-24 02:51:23 UTC  

Then we had PT tests every 6 months or so

2018-12-24 02:54:32 UTC  

Rigorous. Thats for sure

2018-12-24 02:55:59 UTC  

Rigorous and *gay*

2018-12-24 02:56:32 UTC  

Think of the jokes in here, on steroids

2018-12-24 03:01:22 UTC  

Oh snap. Ive heard that shit like that happens there but i was optimistic about it

2018-12-24 03:02:21 UTC  

You don't have much else to do and you're crammed in a barracks with a whole platoon of dudes so...

2018-12-24 03:02:39 UTC  

Testosterone

2018-12-24 03:02:45 UTC  

I mean, you could fuck them or suck there dicks

2018-12-24 03:02:46 UTC  

Everywhere

2018-12-24 03:03:25 UTC  

Once a week, just make to sure you dont like it

2018-12-24 03:03:28 UTC  

Every 1sgt ever during debriefing: "For fuck's sake don't play gay chicken cuz I'll walk in on two of you fucking each other with a sock on your head"

2018-12-24 03:03:41 UTC  

LOL

2018-12-24 03:03:59 UTC  

I mean... you're not wrong 1sgt

2018-12-24 03:04:11 UTC  

Haha oh no

2018-12-24 03:04:13 UTC  

What did you do in the army toast? Besides other dudes

2018-12-24 03:04:35 UTC  

12B combat engineer. Route clearance and heavy ordnance

2018-12-24 03:04:42 UTC  

Sounds like fun

2018-12-24 03:04:43 UTC  

Aka blow shit up

2018-12-24 03:04:49 UTC  

Blow LOTS of shit up

2018-12-24 03:04:54 UTC  

Then make the hole bigger

2018-12-24 03:05:01 UTC  

I'm down with that

2018-12-24 03:05:20 UTC  

I walked into the recruiter's office and said "what's the coolest job in the army?"

2018-12-24 03:05:23 UTC  

my my my my has the military changed..... u guys make it sound like its nothin but a fag fest now....lol

2018-12-24 03:05:24 UTC  

.

2018-12-24 03:05:39 UTC  

@ziyauren gay jokes just passes the boredom

2018-12-24 03:05:47 UTC  

lol

2018-12-24 03:05:48 UTC  

They repealed don't ask don't tell so¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-12-24 03:05:58 UTC  

True

2018-12-24 03:06:10 UTC  

Atleast they're stopping the trannies for now

2018-12-24 03:06:14 UTC  

They did it while I was in so it was like opening a buffet yedig

2018-12-24 03:06:19 UTC  

Not like it changed much, in the Navy we all knew who was gay and who wasnt

2018-12-24 03:06:29 UTC  

No one cared

2018-12-24 03:06:55 UTC  

the navy always had its issues tho....lol

2018-12-24 03:07:16 UTC  

Hey. Were only gay under way and on thursdays in port

2018-12-24 03:07:21 UTC  

You have to keep your feet wet one way or the other

2018-12-24 03:07:39 UTC  

Except the submariners, its a fucking cock carousel there