Now I can go back to what I was doing without watching you

Prepping for solomons demon penis pillars?

December 20th

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well not solomon's XD

and we know RGE don't read stories lol

Does anyone know what the hell that avatar that RGE is using

Why don't you ask on his server?

They probably know.

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What's up guys

hey whats up guys its scarce here

So I try to look up mgtow porn... I didn't get very good results.

Videos of dudes fucking inanimate objects

Looks like there's a gap in the market

guys fucking sexdolls thats basically mgtow porn

Why watch when u can fuk instead?

🤷

are there sexdolls that can give blowjobs?

Yes

@ʇsıdɐᴚ ılo˥ ʇɐƆ ɔıʇsıʇn∀ the doll house has an option for "enhanced" doll heads, it's basically pocket pussy in the shape of a mouth

Hey Rhunespire, you like space? @Rhunespire

Exploration

Ghey'nt

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No u

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No no u

guess im gay now

i didnt choose this life

what up weebs

I didn't choose the gay life, it chose me

Then i got aids

what up piiiiiiiiiiimps

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are we all in our teens

Fricking hell

most of us arnt

how do you address an email to someone you forgot the name of

* text message

it's the CEO of a company i interviewed for, who called me on monday to let me know i'd get an offer from them by today

incase i don't receive it, i'm preparing a follow up message but i don't know how to address him

Why can't i shitpost

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F

are women gay?

Yeah and you're gay if you like them

damn

im a faggot

Same tho

im doomed then D:

What about anime babes?

Anime babes are wholesome and will never leave you

Aight

How do you imagine an extremist MGTOW?

🤔

@JDB search the company name on internet and find the CEO name

how do you take to the extreme doing nothing?

Shadow is an extreme MGTOW xD

@Commanda Knuckel just be like Chris-chan

funny enough thats my name

#doxxed

lul

im done now

There's only one Chris in the world

big shak

Kris Hansen

Is the spelling the same in Bulgarian tho?

nop

Krist?

nop

TELL ME THE CORRECT SPELLING

:3

Кристофър

nop

Type your name as it appears on your credit card

no you lie

that's the correct one

changing the symbols to bulgarian doesnt make it right 😄

oh yeah and i'd like to buy your social security number for a HUGE price of 0.00$!

:3

And the wacky 3 digit number on the back

shh dont distract me

im making myself a new face

Nope too late. Drone strike inbound

We know too much

Don't be surprised if CIA come snooping around.

THEY'RE WATCHING

oh they are definetly not seeing what im doing right now 😄

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You're a sick bastard. Tell me more

Having been to deep web, the interwebs are normie compared to the shit on deep web

Oh shit are you the hacker known as 4chan

lmfao

I saw dude asking a question on how to fuck a dead dog

Easy

Just fuck it

You just don't stop fucking when it dies

Yea...

^

Actually

Fuck it harder when it dies

No more barking 😋

😋

Insert tab A into slot B

It's like that Blink 182 song...

All over again

🐶yiff

Yote

I TRIED TO FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS

🐶🐶🐶

I must of missed their dog fucking album

I didn't

"It's labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 fucking hot dogs and he shit shit shit his pants he's always fucking shitting his pants"

That song?

It was a good one

I didn't like their later stuff when they got hard into beastiality

Nah, it's called "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass" literally

I mean if the shoe fits, fuck it

Holy shit

It's an actual song

Told ya.

Well shit

Having grown up listening to them, I'm not surprised

Lmao

They sing the most bluepill shit then you find gems like this

HELLO DERE THE ANGEL FROM MY NITEMARE

It's a good song tho

Rip Chester

"I'll never talk to you again unless your dad will suck me off"

khehehe

rip chester wellington from megadeth 🙏 😢 😢

I am giving you guys one chance to guess how progressive is Ireland on a scale of 0 to calling christmas carols racist.

I'd rate it a teaching transgenderism in school

That is correct aswell.

Not only do we have LGBT+ tolerance posters posted all over out school, but we are also taught that when making a survey we should never ask a person if they are male and female but what to they identify as.

I want to go back to Croatia, it was a shithole but damn, at least people thought with their brains.

I'll rate it turning a blind eye to refugees raping locals

Glass it and start over

***I would if I could.***

Sooner or later you'll run out of potatoes again

And the problem will be solved

Luckily I'm not Irish so the problem won't affect me.

Back in my day we'd beat 'em with a sack of oranges cuz it doesn't leave a bruise

But then the great depression happened and we had no oranges to beat them with

A sack of oranges?

A burlap sack full of orbed fruit with an orange hue

I'm just saying why oranges?

They don't bruise.

I don't believe that

They don't bruise the heretic being beaten

Sounds like a conspiracy

🤔

Oy vey he's on to me. Shut it down!

Get a sack of oranges right now and beat the first person you see

I *guarantee* you

Okay, come here I can beat you

Yes daddy

Why not a sack of potatoes? Something to hurt the heretics a bit more.

👅 💦

Yeah, that's what I thought

*Anime girl moaning*

Kimochi yo

A GEP gun is the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

Sorry, i don't speak fluent weeb. @ToastMcGhost

I mean I won't say it isn't

By the way, JC, my three daughters turned up dead. here's your ops bonus, 1000 credits.

Alright nothing makes sense that's my queue to sleep

Paul... I... I...

Thought you were a prod.

what did i even walk

into lmao

literally the usual

There was a gap in your memory erased by the government.

Stay noided my friends <:pepefrog:480186120420851728>

Stay Noided.

Takyon?

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

https://youtu.be/jAIPjNN9lpg

Indeed lol

DUDE

type apartje grips

I find it ironic it's mixed with the song trash.

when i was 5 my dad asked me who i want to be when i grow up

i whispered into his ear: "MC Ride."

***dab***

KEKEKEKEKAKAKAKA

Hobo raps with MC Ride

ᄏᄏᄏ

what's the best way to get loads of adrenaline at once

Pablo

Escobar

Adrenaline shot

Listen to BFG Division while driving

Listen to Eurobeat while driving.

You got me there

*NIGHT OF FIRE*

modern talking counts as eurobeat?

YOU'RE MAH HEART, YOU'RE MAH SOUL

No, it's a soundtrack from a racing anime.

Best way to get loads of adrenaline all at once? Almost die.

parachute jumps emulate that feeling

without actually almost dying

well unless .. haha

Sideways for attention, Long ways for results.

You don't pull the cord lol

anyone have black ops 4 on pc?

Do what I do and develop a panic disorder. Even grocery shopping is fight or flight

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Nope

Got an 86 on my chemistry exam

i experience panic attacks when i have to perform stuff on public

***hard dab***

nice

we're proud of you @Andrew The Meme King

Nice x2

guess what i'm making today guys

@Andrew The Meme King ***Dam Son*** big congrats

Thancc

a sex doll review?

Tell me Hermit!! 😄

No idea hermit, ***drop the details***

million dollar questions?

a **book**

whOAh

What's that

call it emotional male

Does it have a screen?

already made the cover, just have to plug everything in

I don't read books made of paper. I'm too cool for that.

Is it a paper book? Or an online thing?

both

Yo

Awesome 👌

Yo

Yo-yo

Yoyo is a cool toy

I agree

I have like 6

I had one of the trick ones and it almost dented my skull

Oof

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No idea why they're called Yoyo

I need enlightenment

That's a good thing to Google tbh

Because they yo, then they yo. Get it?

I'm pretty sure it was a weapon before it was a toy tho

I rob gas stations with my YoYo skills.

Lmao