Message from @RyeNorth
Discord ID: 501668099217555485
damn PeeWee
i woke up with my left eye all swollen n shit
real odd
no idea what caused it..
Is it painful?
nope, annoying
But if you touch the lid it doesn't hurt...
doesnt hurt, its just like minor squint all the time
I occasionally get styes, little pimples under the eyelid.
If you look through the swolen eye
does your vision look what could be described as foggy?
nope
*shrug*
doesn't rule out conjunctivitis, but that's what usually happens when I've had it.
Might be good old fashioned allergies.
maybe you punched yourself in your sleep
Wol's probably right.
He IS a Dr. after all
HAhahahahaha
sure, i'm a doctor
<:NPC:500042527231967262>
but im special!
my mommy told me so
No. You can only call yourself a DR, not a Doctor.
maybe he is a doctor, as in, he doctored his diploma
Oooooooooh.
Subtle turn of language, too.
Tell people to look at your 'doctorate' diplomas
but actually you're saying doctored diplomas
so as to not 'technically' be lying.
😉
idd
explains why instead of taking the HypoCRATIC oath
I took the HypoCRITIC oath
wewlad
to DO harm
instead of DO NO
I made a toilet 😛
this toilet has the greatest sense of diversity and inclusivity you see