Message from @>Cytos, de lieve goede synth
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*shrug*
doesn't rule out conjunctivitis, but that's what usually happens when I've had it.
Might be good old fashioned allergies.
maybe you punched yourself in your sleep
Wol's probably right.
He IS a Dr. after all
HAhahahahaha
sure, i'm a doctor
I wouldn't go THAT far, Wol.
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but im special!
my mommy told me so
No. You can only call yourself a DR, not a Doctor.
maybe he is a doctor, as in, he doctored his diploma
Oooooooooh.
Subtle turn of language, too.
Tell people to look at your 'doctorate' diplomas
but actually you're saying doctored diplomas
so as to not 'technically' be lying.
😉
explains why instead of taking the HypoCRATIC oath
I took the HypoCRITIC oath
wewlad
to DO harm
instead of DO NO
I made a toilet 😛
this toilet has the greatest sense of diversity and inclusivity you see
is this inside the 'stall'?
nah
this toilet is segregated
Not inclusive enough.
By Tentacle species
and Hand species
Everyone nearby should be fully involved in the act of taking a shit.
Very inclusive, and considerate of minority tentacle creatures
What's to stop the Tentacle creatures from going in the Hand bathrooms?
What if the Tentacle creature wears gloves to identify as a Hand creature?
What if a hand creature cuts off it's fingers to better identify as a tentacle creature?